Well who would of thought it.... using the chat up line... “Would you like to see my big Hymer? 
Owning a Motorhome and Dating Sites Don't Mix (1 Viewer)
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Wimmen eh, their sense of humour dies with your bank balance.
Yes thanks, TJ Tom found the problem, I had a partly blown fuse, anyway its charged now and appears to be staying up at the moment. Then I had a problem with my back door getting stuck , I'm a total nightmare really, anyway that's been oiled and I'm crossing fingers that's sorted. I know, stop laughing , please
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I'm seriously looking into solar panels , the only concern I had was that my van is a hylo and its made of a solid kind of plastic, sorry I'm not very technical and I'm concerned not to compromise the shell. I intend to go and see a place that chrysalis recommended soon
Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
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Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
Hi Tibbo
I would love to meet a motorhome enthusiast .......
I would love to meet a motorhome enthusiast .......
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I thought my Mrs resembled Marylin Monroe with her skirt blowing up. Then I realised she had farted
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Get right in there. Must be the best first post yet
Welcome to fun. if you put an @sign in front of Tibbo name he will be alerted.
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Have you tried motorbike forums? Or are you interested in someone that has a motorhome too
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...another thread with no...
Not to mention tbe midges, they are worse when tbe rain is imminent and thats most of the time!They must have decided to both fall in love with the stunning scenery instead,
Shame though and I could take a guess at the weather being raining and confined to a small space didn't help.
...another thread with no...
I haven't tried any forums. Love your user name. Stayed on a lot of the Isles off West Coast guigha islay ling jura. Very beautiful.Have you tried motorbike forums? Or are you interested in someone that has a motorhome too
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What brings you here? Are you looking to buy a motorhome, or did google send you here through the dating post I wonder? Oh thats a shame youve just used up your 5 free posts. You'll have to subscribe now to contact Tibbo, but the forum is well worth £15.
Are you looking to buy a motorhome, or did google send you here through the dating post I wonder? Oh thats a shame youve just used up your 5 free posts. You'll have to subscribe now to contact Tibbo, but the forum is well worth £15.
Don’t give up.
Perhaps mention the van after you have convinced her you are cool
Not that I have ever achieved that level.
Keep trying
You need to buy a VW
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Christ I've got enough troubles without buying 1 of them aswel
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You: 'When you have sex, does the earth move?'Do you have any plans for Easter? ...........
I'm joking with ya ..... me give up? .... never, after all, I own a motorhome
Her: 'Not usually; why?'
You: 'Because it will when we have sex in my motorhome, especially if I release the handbrake ...'
Steve
Although this is not a dating site my advice would be to get yourself off to meets, enjoy funsters company and you never know your Mr/Mrs right might just be there. It happened to me on my first meet 6 yrs ago. I know another few couples that have met through the forum too.
This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
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Is this true irnbur?This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.
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Thats not nice! Id drop a drawerful of bricks right on you.This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.
Of course not but maybe he got lucky!
Maybe one that has a lot of pheasants aroundWhich is the best rally to pick a bird up and do I need to bring my own campus grass
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My mrs said that too, but I was very nice and paid her a compliment about her good eyesight
Damn where was Marilyn three years ago
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