Well who would of thought it.... using the chat up line... “Would you like to see my big Hymer?
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Wimmen eh, their sense of humour dies with your bank balance.I was going to include this one:
Her: If you own a motorhome, you must be well off
Me: (Joking) Not really, I will have it paid off about the same time as my funeral plan
Her: She blocked me!
Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
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Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
I thought my Mrs resembled Marylin Monroe with her skirt blowing up. Then I realised she had fartedHi Tibbo
I would love to meet a motorhome enthusiast .......
Get right in there. Must be the best first post yetHi Tibbo
I would love to meet a motorhome enthusiast .......
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Have you tried motorbike forums? Or are you interested in someone that has a motorhome tooTibbo i would love to meet a motorbike enthusiast
Not to mention tbe midges, they are worse when tbe rain is imminent and thats most of the time!They must have decided to both fall in love with the stunning scenery instead,
Shame though and I could take a guess at the weather being raining and confined to a small space didn't help.
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I haven't tried any forums. Love your user name. Stayed on a lot of the Isles off West Coast guigha islay ling jura. Very beautiful.Have you tried motorbike forums? Or are you interested in someone that has a motorhome too
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Don’t give up.
Perhaps mention the van after you have convinced her you are cool
Not that I have ever achieved that level.
Keep trying
You need to buy a VWTubby I'm having a similar failure rate with dating but I think my issue isn't the motor home ownership it's more likely because I have a face like a smacked arse
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You: 'When you have sex, does the earth move?'Do you have any plans for Easter? ...........
I'm joking with ya ..... me give up? .... never, after all, I own a motorhome
This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
Is this true irnbur?This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.
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Thats not nice! Id drop a drawerful of bricks right on you.This is what happens when you try the Welsh bints, a total waste of time. Try the jock women there a bit quicker to drop there draws in my experience.
Of course not but maybe he got lucky!Is this true irnbur?
Maybe one that has a lot of pheasants aroundWhich is the best rally to pick a bird up and do I need to bring my own campus grass
My mrs said that too, but I was very nice and paid her a compliment about her good eyesightTubby I'm having a similar failure rate with dating but I think my issue isn't the motor home ownership it's more likely because I have a face like a smacked arse
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