Me too , normally happens after a weekend in la jonquera when they find all their money has gone along with a tankful of diesel and the spare wheel off the trailer then try to borrow a phone to call the boss, wife and police.
Owning a Motorhome and Dating Sites Don't Mix (3 Viewers)
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Ah I see...handy tho lol
Careful you dont get the things mixed up....I am biting my tongue here...
I was going to say much the same thing but couldn't think of a reply that wouldn't get me sent to Coventry . Can we rename this thread CARRY ON FUNSTERS?
Ooh err Mrs..........
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Actually I've had a look in the britstops book and Coventry seems to have some nice pubs.. If you get sent to Coventry does @Jim send you petrol money/beer money?
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Don't know but he must be on tenderhooks worrying what you lot are going to vome out with next!
Slight change of subject .. @Northernraider re these 3 women a week ... I hope you are using protection young man.
safe sex ? Make sure the handbrakes on?Don't know but he must be on tenderhooks worrying what you lot are going to vome out with next!
Slight change of subject .. @Northernraider re these 3 women a week ... I hope you are using protection young man.
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Yes I bought a motorhomeDon't know but he must be on tenderhooks worrying what you lot are going to vome out with next!
Slight change of subject .. @Northernraider re these 3 women a week ... I hope you are using protection young man.
Is that a reliable contaceptive?
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Funnily enough, I've been looking for a dating/friendship site for mad campers
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Wanted, Partner to share life and Companionship, Must have Boat and Dog. Send picture of Dog.
Wanted, Partner to share life and Companionship, Must have Boat and Dog. Send picture of Dog.
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Bugger! Missed that!. Just posted similar!.
Oh this thread has just made me chuckle all over again. Some of the replies are funny. especially page 1 . Nothing better to wakening up to something funny. 
Thanks for your like patricia the newbie which drew me back to the thread..
Thanks for your like patricia the newbie which drew me back to the thread..
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Is "drive shaft needs replacing" a euphemism?
there are nice ones out there, that one you can do with out, 6 berth? more followers than sheep, keepBecause I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
your eyes open, one will pass you by soon, keep safe, and look to the right, ok.pj.
what barnard castle youve been there to? ok .pj@Tibbo be patient,
Just muck in and enjoy the rallies.
You didn't mention gender, so here is my offering ambulancekidd .........I think he could make a paper boat if that helps.
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Cooeeee, Rob. Just a quick word mate, you might want to check exactly what your beloved is up to! 
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Can I meet these men please 
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Many years ago I virtually met a lady on one of those Grab-a-Granny websites who quickly assured me that she didn't intend to holiday in a garden shed.
I should look her up again (if she's still alive) as after ten years touring Europe solo I've more or less had enough so I'm seriously considering packing it in to give time for other interests. Not mobile gardening.
I should look her up again (if she's still alive) as after ten years touring Europe solo I've more or less had enough so I'm seriously considering packing it in to give time for other interests. Not mobile gardening.
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Is the dog hypnotising him?You didn't mention gender, so here is my offering ambulancekidd .........I think he could make a paper boat if that helps.
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I think they are debating which one it was that farted
I'm never going to give up my van, I love it
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Ye life would be a bit flat without it, a bit like your leisure battery.
. Only messing Patricia i hope its ok now. 
.Cheers Cris.
Have you not asked myorie63 if you can share his van at New Year. Looked like you had a nice friendship going there.
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don't know about a dating site but this one is full of mad campers
I think so, she can look into your soul when she feels like it.
Remember it as if it were yesterday, don't be such a soft touch. My adds went along the lines of...Male own home, looking for a tall lady similar age with a face that wouldn't frighten the horses.Because I don't frequent pubs and clubs on a regular basis and I go to the supermarket to buy essentials like beer and rum, not to find a "soulmate", a friend suggested why not try a dating site.
I thought why not, there must be some ladies out there that would like to go exploring in a motorhome.
Result so far are disappointing to say the least.
#1 Me: Do you think you would like to try a trip away in the motorhome?
Her: Over my dead body!
#2 Me: I own a motorhome and plan to travel around the UK
Her: I rent a flat and go to Majorca for 2 weeks every year
#3 Me: So you like camping, have you ever been away in a motorhome?
Her: No, I go to a campsite in Rhyl, we rent an 6 berth caravan there.
#4 Me: Think of a motorhome as a small self-catering apartment on wheels
Her: Think of it as something I ain't never going to do!
Final analysis: My friend owes me the damned subscription to this so called dating site and I'll go back to the supermarket tomorrow to purchase more rum to drown my sorrows!
When you meet, leave your van in the car park, get there before them so they don't know it belongs to you.
Have a drink and chat depending how the evening goes. Just say would you like to come back to my place for a coffee. It worked every time, over your coffee in the car park I will guarantee they will take an interest in your hobby and be begging for a trip to the coast with you in your motorhome.
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