Life is complicated.
I am lounging in my swivelled around cab seat having already done one hour's worth of manual labour on my estate and trying to choose between...
1) Going for a cooling shower.
2) Making another cup of coffee.
3) Cooking egg, bacon, sausage and tomato for brunch.
4) Having another backgammon session.
5) Taking a stroll up to the wooded area and checking locations for a possible tree house.
6) Going to sleep.
It will be brilliant next month when my Princess is with me and I will have help with all these wretched decisions.
"What" .. and no courier lined up to replenish your stocks..
Any funsters going near Portugal and can do my mate a favour and has the room... could you...
Please take a dozen or so of these.. =
2200hrs! never mind this Johnny Foreigner thingee "Siesta" We didn't get an EMPIRE "siestaing" Work thro the midday, Mad Dogs and etc etc etc!
Standards! dear boy, Standards !!!! must be maintained!!!
Although! you profess to be a Colonial American thingee! so I guess , well, in your case, standards will slip,
But! WILL, be frowned upon in "proper society"
What's with this "we" nonsense.
Didn't the fine, upstanding, world conquering British army and navy bravely take on your spear wielding locals and win, despite only having guns?
THE Queen around here is "Candi" used to be "Trever" 1.85 metres high and an axe handle cross the shoulders, wears a pelmet and drives a MiniReally!
But who is your Queen Daddy O?
OH!!! that Queen, Betty Sax- Coberg you mean so how come you North American Colonials are interested in Betty then?