What Is The Earliest Time Of Day...

[JJ]

What is the earliest time of day a Funster can respectably have a siesta without letting the side down?



JJ

 

[Viennese]

The clue's in the definition - "An afternoon rest or nap, especially one taken during the hottest hours of the day in a hot climate'

So, has to be after noon (midday)

 

[Wildman]

10 mins after you get up and eat breakfast or lunch.

 

[Carol]

Simples when you feel like one, no rules, just what suits you.

 

[JJ]

The clue's in the definition - "An afternoon rest or nap, especially one taken during the hottest hours of the day in a hot climate'

So, has to be after noon (midday)

May one take a quick nap whilst waiting to have the siesta?


JJ

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[Jaws]

Absolutely JJ.
You need to gather your resources whilst building up to a siesta !

 

[Viennese]

May one take a quick nap whilst waiting to have the siesta?


JJ

Why not use the waiting time to post something silly on here??

 

[JJ]

Look...

Life is complicated.

I am lounging in my swivelled around cab seat having already done one hour's worth of manual labour on my estate and trying to choose between...

1) Going for a cooling shower.

2) Making another cup of coffee.

3) Cooking egg, bacon, sausage and tomato for brunch.

4) Having another backgammon session.

5) Taking a stroll up to the wooded area and checking locations for a possible tree house.

6) Going to sleep.

It will be brilliant next month when my Princess is with me and I will have help with all these wretched decisions.


JJ

 

[wasp]

What`s up JJ are you fed up, bored or something if it were me I would be sat under me brolly in a comfy chair with a cold drink, see wot I did there I aid drink not beer ,anyway whatever you decide to do take it easy cos life is so short

 

[JJ]

Just as you were never alone with a Strand...

You can never be bored with Fun.



JJ

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[old-mo]

Look...

Life is complicated.

I am lounging in my swivelled around cab seat having already done one hour's worth of manual labour on my estate and trying to choose between...

1) Going for a cooling shower.

2) Making another cup of coffee.

3) Cooking egg, bacon, sausage and tomato for brunch.

4) Having another backgammon session.

5) Taking a stroll up to the wooded area and checking locations for a possible tree house.

6) Going to sleep.

It will be brilliant next month when my Princess is with me and I will have help with all these wretched decisions.


JJ

And not one mention of F.B. Pies...

Have you come to your senses, and started to eat proper food...

 

[JJ]

And not one mention of F.B. Pies...

Have you come to your senses, and started to eat proper food...

No way Mo...

Run out of pies...




JJ

 

[old-mo]

"What" .. and no courier lined up to replenish your stocks..

"URGENT" appeal......

Any funsters going near Portugal and can do my mate a favour and has the room... could you...

Please take a dozen or so of these.. =

 

[DuxDeluxe]

"What" .. and no courier lined up to replenish your stocks..

"URGENT" appeal......

Any funsters going near Portugal and can do my mate a favour and has the room... could you...

Please take a dozen or so of these.. =

Would it not be better taking some food instead?

 

[JJ]

"What" .. and no courier lined up to replenish your stocks..

"URGENT" appeal......

Any funsters going near Portugal and can do my mate a favour and has the room... could you...

Please take a dozen or so of these.. =

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

Please, please, please note...

No Kidneys... No Chicken.

Thanking you in advance...


JJ

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[Alan]

May one take a quick nap whilst waiting to have the siesta?


JJ

It's called practicing and we all know practice makes perfect.
Alan

 

[pappajohn]

Sleeping on duty is a sacking offence......get back on yer feet and cut that jungle you call a lawn.

You can sleep when its too dark to see.

 

[wizzer59]

I do like your style JJ

 

[JJ]

Sleeping on duty is a sacking offence......get back on yer feet and cut that jungle you call a lawn.

You can sleep when its too dark to see.

You are a hard slave driver Master Pappajohn...



JJ

 

[tofo]

Don't worry it's only words

not a promise of content

I am sure many veggies would agree


Oops sorry

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

Please, please, please note...

No Kidneys... No Chicken.

Thanking you in advance...


JJ

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[teddybard]

No way Mo...

Run out of pies...




JJ

Just feeding one to the dog
soddin thing has no taste.
and we have hundreds

 

[rangi]

2200hrs! never mind this Johnny Foreigner thingee "Siesta" We didn't get an EMPIRE "siestaing" Work thro the midday, Mad Dogs and etc etc etc!

Standards! dear boy, Standards !!!! must be maintained!!!

Although! you profess to be a Colonial American thingee! so I guess , well, in your case, standards will slip,

But! WILL, be frowned upon in "proper society"

 

[lugnutt]

take jj some tripe... thick seem or honeycomb

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

Anytime JJ because whilst it may be
740am in the UK as I type this its
1140am on Amsterdam Island
140pm in Bangkok
440pm in Sydney
6.40pm on Baker Island
1040pm in Anchorage

so no matter what time you nap it will be 1pm-3pm somewhere in the world

and not being funny why do you need to justify it to anyone including yourself??? If your body is telling you its time for a siesta then have one

 

[JJ]

2200hrs! never mind this Johnny Foreigner thingee "Siesta" We didn't get an EMPIRE "siestaing" Work thro the midday, Mad Dogs and etc etc etc!

Standards! dear boy, Standards !!!! must be maintained!!!

Although! you profess to be a Colonial American thingee! so I guess , well, in your case, standards will slip,

But! WILL, be frowned upon in "proper society"

"WE"?

What's with this "we" nonsense.

Didn't the fine, upstanding, world conquering British army and navy bravely take on your spear wielding locals and win, despite only having guns?


JJ

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[rangi]

"WE"?

What's with this "we" nonsense.

Didn't the fine, upstanding, world conquering British army and navy bravely take on your spear wielding locals and win, despite only having guns?


JJ

Took them five Maori wars to do it , and it was the 66th Regiment from Rutland "The Royal Tigers" that finally overcame, with the help of one Von Tempski, a swiss national, one of the first dozen or so V C winners.
In one of the battles in Taranaki, the local rebel "invited the Brits to come a fight, the Colonel of the regiment said "Sorry it's winter,the road is impassable" So the Maori Rangatira had his tribe labouring all winter to improve the road. When spring came, the Brits went out, and using the new road Whopped their arse

 

[JJ]

Really!

But who is your Queen Daddy O?





JJ

 

[DBK]

This is a side of the England versus Cornwall rivalry which seems to have escaped the history books. And here was me thinking their only plan was to kill the English off with diabetes and obesity from eating too many Cornish pasties.

 

[rangi]

Really!

But who is your Queen Daddy O?





JJ

THE Queen around here is "Candi" used to be "Trever" 1.85 metres high and an axe handle cross the shoulders, wears a pelmet and drives a Mini

or could be drives a pelmet and wears a mini, it's late


OH!!! that Queen, Betty Sax- Coberg you mean so how come you North American Colonials are interested in Betty then?

 

[JJ]

OH!!! that Queen, Betty Sax- Coberg you mean so how come you North American Colonials are interested in Betty then?

British by genetics and American by birthright.

Apparently the latter was down to faulty contraception!

While my (very) British parents were in Washington DC, they had no intention of making a little JJ but "Man Plans And God Laughes" and here I am... proud owner of two of the most sought after passports in existence but owing everything to a leak.





JJ

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