Motorhome Etiquette

[rosalan]

We had some lovely friends in for a drink and one said, I must go to the toilet, it was a Motorhome Show and we were lucky to be parked near the toilet block. Instead, without a word the person used our toilet.
Answers on the back of a postcard.

 

[Janine]

Bad form, old chap!

 

[Cal54]

Always go back to my own van.

 

[bigtwin]

Bad form, old chap!

Always go back to my own van.

Agreed.

Ian

 

[cliffanger]

We had some lovely friends in for a drink and one said, I must go to the toilet, it was a Motorhome Show and we were lucky to be parked near the toilet block. Instead, without a word the person used our toilet.
Answers on the back of a postcard.

OMG - a postcard wouldn’t be big enough

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[Nirvanauk]

Yeah same here. Wouldn't dream of using someone else toilet

 

[Janine]

I have to admit that I did use the facilities in a friend's van once. I was visiting for the day and he had left me the keys while he went shopping.

I had never been in a posh Hymer before and couldn't for the life of me find the flush button.

So embarrassing

 

[David and Sally]

I had never been in a posh Hymer before and couldn't for the life of me find the flush button.

Hymers don’t have one. The Groom of the Stool looks after all that!

 

[Gaston aires]

Bogettiquette.
I always go back to our van for the loo and expect others to do the same. I mean go back to theirs, don’t get any ideas.
Phil Upmecassette..

 

[David and Sally]

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I always go back to our van for the loo and expect others to do the same.

That’s generous of you. All over to yours then!

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[Landy Andy]

All depends on requirements.

If I wanted a pee I would go around the otherside and pee all over their wheel. But if a pooo I would use their toilet, and then shout asking for the bread knife as it’s too big for the little toilet hole.

 

[Gaston aires]

That’s generous of you. All over to yours then!

Freudian slip. Don’t even think about it ! I’ll bet your impressed I can spell Freudian too.

 

[monzer]

For a no.2, just leave the door open a little and you can carry on the conversation with the others finishing their dinner.

 

[jockaneezer]

Why do folks get so fixated on their van's toilet ? You let them sit on your chairs, use your teacups and wineglasses, it's just another facility that your van has ?

 

[Janine]

Why do folks get so fixated on their van's toilet ? You let them sit on your chairs, use your teacups and wineglasses, it's just another facility that your van has ?

Yes but you should only get to see the tea and wine on the way in....

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[Mr porky]

It’s a no, unless it’s an emergency.

 

[ChrisSue]

Sad puppy that I am I can't stop chuckling at the posts on this thread

 

[jockaneezer]

I tend not to scrutinise the contents of the cassette when I empty it, maybe I should consider it, in a Lloyd Grossman way, "Now, whoooo's poop is this ?"

 

[pappajohn]

Now we know, all you that disapproved of guests using your toilet or wouldn't use someone else's have never used a public toilet.

 

[busby]

Weird isn't it,,we all do it,hopefully but are so prudish about it,,,Funny lot us humans.BUSBY..

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[Spriddler]

No visitors to my m/home get enough of my St Emilion to need a wee.

 

[Janine]

Now we know, all you that disapproved of guests using your toilet or wouldn't use someone else's have never used a public toilet.

I have never had to empty a public toilet!

 

[Gaston aires]

No visitors to my m/home get enough of my St Emilion to need a wee.

We cycled up the hill to St Emilion when parked at the station. Lovely village but poncy people. On the way back the French police were breathalysing vehicle's on the way down. Good job we did after all the free tastings.

 

[The Old Man]

Yeah same here. Wouldn't dream of using someone else toilet

+1

Even if invited.

I would pee against their tyre though!

 

[Spriddler]

We cycled up the hill to St Emilion when parked at the station. Lovely village but poncy people. On the way back the French police were breathalysing vehicle's on the way down. Good job we did after all the free tastings.

St Emilion has been my favourite wine for 25+ years. It was one of my 'must visit' places a couple of years ago when on a two month European camping tour on my 65 yr old motorbike.

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[Janine]

I would pee against their tyre though!

Me too

 

[scotzsue]

Not read through,just thought oops. was it me? Mst have had too much red stuff if it was. sorry.

 

[Winger]

So what do your visitors to your house do?
Scarper down the road to the local conveniences.

 

[movan]

Me too

.my first realisation that boys were different to girls was wgen I was about 7 and wondered why my best friend, the boy next door, could pee against the drainpipe and I had to go indoors to the toilet.

I asked mum and dad for one of those contraptions for Christmas.

 

[Grummyb]

I think using the loo was ok but getting everyone in to see the size if the poo was a bit over the top

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