Funster Martial Arts

Jim

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Jul 19, 2007
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This is longtime Funster Jock of @JockandRita doing his best karate elsan empty. A move perfected over many, many years. Any newbies reading, don't expect to get this good overnight; Jock is a black belt at avoiding back-splash. :)
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Tootles

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Was a newbie, now a Middie.
What's with the gloves.......????? MARDY!!. ;)
 
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Techno

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The perfect stance using his torso to counterbalance the weight on out stretched arms whilst keeping back straight
 

BritStops

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May 31, 2010
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Back onto the gloves - check out the latest Fun News Roundup email where he's using what suspiciously looks like the same pair to cook bacon at Lincoln... :eek:

Steve :Smile:
(Sorry Jim, couldn't resist!)
 

Mousy

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Back onto the gloves - check out the latest Fun News Roundup email where he's using what suspiciously looks like the same pair to cook bacon at Lincoln... :eek:

Steve :Smile:
(Sorry Jim, couldn't resist!)
Urgh, just vommed a little bit in my mouth...
 
Nov 17, 2008
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Jock is just such a fashionista - I was already impressed by the two-tone gloves for the casette emptying, but I have just looked at Jim's weekly round-up and seen that Jock has a pair of blue gloves for cooking. I wonder what colour he wears for driving?
Looking back at the casette-emptying picture I cannot help thinking that you could have gone to a little more effort Jock in ensuring colour-coordination. The backs of the gloves are a good match for the shirt, but why not team that with a pair of dark green shorts to match the gloves' palms? Almost a perfect score for the crap-walk performance there Jock but it's the little details that set apart the true supermodel.

p.s. my toilet-emptying gloves are long-sleeved and dark red - they don't match anything else and make me look as though I am about to perform a veterinary manipulation on a cow!
 
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