Funster Martial Arts

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  1. Jim

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    This is longtime Funster Jock of @JockandRita doing his best karate elsan empty. A move perfected over many, many years. Any newbies reading, don't expect to get this good overnight; Jock is a black belt at avoiding back-splash. :)
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  2. Tootles

    Tootles Funster Deceased RIP

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    What's with the gloves.......????? MARDY!!. ;)
     
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  3. Forestboy

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    Gooo Onnnn Jock show em how its done (y)
     
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  4. Flyingscotsman2

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    Nice cassette .....:Eeek:
     
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  5. hilldweller

    hilldweller Funster Life Member

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    What the hell is in there, radioactive waste ?
     
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  6. Carol

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    Looks like the squat method to me, what others are used I wonder.
     
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  7. Techno

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    The perfect stance using his torso to counterbalance the weight on out stretched arms whilst keeping back straight [​IMG]
     
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  8. Tootles

    Tootles Funster Deceased RIP

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    There's the 'one legged approach', Carol, where you hop away as the backwash returns. not that you ladies would know anything about this strictly male task..........:);)
     
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  9. Forestboy

    Forestboy Funster Life Member

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    Oh Oh just realised he's probably had some of Jans Lasagne poor bugger. :whistle::whistle:
     
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  10. Mousy

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    That's a 9/10 from me, colour coordinated socks to gloves would of secured a 10/10.

    Well done that man.
     
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  11. Geo

    Geo Trader - Funster

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    Jock as some may know is ex Fire Service
    That position is known professionally and throughout the industry as the
    "Haz-Chem Fume Avoidance Stance"
    PS Jock wears his PPE 24/7
     
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  12. Snowbird

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    The way he is standing it looks like he doesn't need a cassette.
     
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  13. johnp10

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    I was thinking that, Dave.
     
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  14. B-well

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    He will get blow back if he does not slide open the cassette for inspection.
     
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  15. GJH

    GJH Funster Life Member

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    More to the point, did he have a licence for those legs to be uncovered?
     
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  16. BritStops

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    Back onto the gloves - check out the latest Fun News Roundup email where he's using what suspiciously looks like the same pair to cook bacon at Lincoln... :eek:

    Steve :Smile:
    (Sorry Jim, couldn't resist!)
     
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  17. Mousy

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    Urgh, just vommed a little bit in my mouth...
     
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  18. DBK

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    So those legs are naturally brown?
     
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  19. JeanLuc

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    Jock is just such a fashionista - I was already impressed by the two-tone gloves for the casette emptying, but I have just looked at Jim's weekly round-up and seen that Jock has a pair of blue gloves for cooking. I wonder what colour he wears for driving?
    Looking back at the casette-emptying picture I cannot help thinking that you could have gone to a little more effort Jock in ensuring colour-coordination. The backs of the gloves are a good match for the shirt, but why not team that with a pair of dark green shorts to match the gloves' palms? Almost a perfect score for the crap-walk performance there Jock but it's the little details that set apart the true supermodel.

    p.s. my toilet-emptying gloves are long-sleeved and dark red - they don't match anything else and make me look as though I am about to perform a veterinary manipulation on a cow!
     
  20. icantremember

    icantremember Funster Life Member

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    That's very brave of Jock going into such a hazardous situation without a full chemical protection suit and BA.
     

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