And now for something private?? (1 Viewer)

[MC 55 FUN]

Take up rectal trumpetry as in M Le Pétomane and you can accompany yourself singing the Thetford symphony in B flat

@Tootles

 

[Jeff and terri]

Oh dear I may have upset some funsters . My apologies it was just a bit of fun. Me and the missus find the whole thing funny . But I appreciate not everyone does . That's why we are all different .so again sorry but I did say you do not need to respond if it's not for you

 

[pyro]

@Tootles

I am forbidden by court order from making that comparison

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[CWH]

Oh dear I may have upset some funsters .

Oh I don't think you have!!! Funsters are not as sensitive as we like to pretend
Read all the above very tongue-in-cheek, "toilets & stuff" is a favourite Fun game, the whole Forum would go into withdrawal if there wasn't a weekly thread posted!

 

[Tootles]

I personally need privacy so do one of the above lol I know it's silly but we are all different please feel free

I bought and fitted one of these. You can just sit, and have a good old chat, without causing offence.

 

[Jeff and terri]

Lol@ tootles

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[Brian and Jo]

weve been married to long now to worry the odd fart or two or the aroma wafting around. its called nature.
Brian & Jo

 

[dabhand]

In the van we have a poltershite, a ghost poo spectre if you will, I just put the blame on him, bloody turd burglar!

 

[dabhand]

Mind you, even he doesn't come near after several pints of draught Bass!

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[Anthea M]

Oh dear I may have upset some funsters . My apologies it was just a bit of fun. Me and the missus find the whole thing funny . But I appreciate not everyone does . That's why we are all different .so again sorry but I did say you do not need to respond if it's not for you

No need for an apology , I'm sure no one is upset!! All part of the banter!!

 

[Tootles]

Mind you, even he doesn't come near after several pints of draught Bass!

I wouldnt go near to a pint of draught Bass! Have you seen them delivering it to pubs with a bl**dy TANKER! Dear God.

 

[suavecarve]

I felt it appropriate !

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[Rapido925M]

Obviously none of the respondents so far have reached our age (or is it condition?): we both need to go in the middle of the night The thought of wandering around outside in pjs (or worse) [and even meeting others in similar attire ] is not one for the faint hearted.

Gordon

 

[dabhand]

I wouldnt go near to a pint of draught Bass! Have you seen them delivering it to pubs with a bl**dy TANKER! Dear God.

Love it!

 

[Lenny HB]

I bought and fitted one of these. You can just sit, and have a good old chat, without causing offence.

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Crikey wouldn't want to get my crown jewels near that.

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[Jeff and terri]

Thank you antheam .
I only thought the going for a walk or turning up the radio etc was something we laugh about . I never asked how it's done lol that's up to individuals to divulge . If they want to take part

 

[ABZSteve]

Luckily we have5 toilets to choose from so I can get my privacy

Used to have a house similar i.e. 4-bed 4-bath. However, there is no way you couldn't hear anything (Wimpey new build) turn up the music . Do you have a dog?

 

[pyro]

As far as I am concerned, if the other half wants to lose weight in a hurry, then it is up to her to gather up the biodegradable and go off hunting for a home for the contents of her bowels, leaving me to listen to my music in the nice smell free environment of the MH.

We have a rule, same as we used to have when we had a much smaller boat, "first to use is the first to empty"

As for Bass, belongs in the Thetford, along with Watneys Red Barrel, that ineffable crap Boddingtons and most forms of John Smiths

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[hilldweller]

Beethoven's Ode to Joy may also be appropriate

Definitely if you were constipated.

 

[olley]

I think Bolero is better than ode to joy. Just relax and let the movement take you.

 

[Jim]

The episode where Jim Royle went to Wales on holiday in a caravan and has his arse on the loo while his knees and skid-marked shreddies are in the kitchen is quite honestly....priceless

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[pyro]

Screaming Jay Hawkins sang a song about avoiding using a Porta Potti. The lyrics are very simple

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
No problem in our mo/ho lo/shower combo... Unless you count being unable to go in for half a day after my..Tur.................. "N"
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[lorger]

Since downsizing to a PVC I can sit on the loo while making a cuppa

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[Tea Bag]

Since downsizing to a PVC I can sit on the loo while making a cuppa

Hi.
Its an SOS mo/ho...Stretch or Starve,we have one.
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[jdk62]

My Granny used to say.....

"It's a sad arse that never rejoices.."

 

[SuperMike]

When we come back from Scout Camp or some other destination without facilities, I can have up to 35gals of nasty to unload. Forward thinking by the ever so clever SuperMike saw tha construction of suitable dumping facilities when our drive was being dug out.

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[ianthebuilder]

Oh dear, dear, dear me...

What is it with Funsters and their fasination with pooing and poo?

JJ

They tell me that you do yours under a tree in the orchard JJ, to add flavour to the fruit!! Lol

 

[ianthebuilder]

When we come back from Scout Camp or some other destination without facilities, I can have up to 35gals of nasty to unload. Forward thinking by the ever so clever SuperMike saw tha construction of suitable dumping facilities when our drive was being dug out.

Christ!!!! If you can hold 35 gals in how big does your tummy get????

 

[Gellyneck]

Anyway whilst your on tour in your mh and you need to use the toilet in your mh does the other person have to take a walk?

Why should the other person have to take a walk?
Get a dog and when you need take the dog for a walk and remember your shovel.
And no, it's not for burying the dog!

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