And now for something private?? (2 Viewers)

[Jeff and terri]

Some funny replies there .. Thanks for all your input

 

[SuperMike]

Christ!!!! If you can hold 35 gals in how big does your tummy get????

Can't say I notice the difference. Probably due to the rock hard 12 pack keeping things under control.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Since downsizing to a PVC I can sit on the loo while making a cuppa

.....but can you also make a cuppa whilst sitting on the loo? If you can, then you are clearly good at multitasking.......

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[hilldweller]

.....but can you also make a cuppa whilst sitting on the loo? If you can, then you are clearly good at multitasking.......

Tastes like p$ss though.

Worrying.

 

[Enword]

 

[Tootles]

As for Bass, belongs in the Thetford, along with Watneys Red Barrel, that ineffable crap Boddingtons and most forms of John Smiths

Top man.

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[PeteH]

Mind you, even he doesn't come near after several pints of draught Bass!

The now Defunct "Darleys Thorn Ale" used to do it for Me. But Guinness runs a close second!.

When we come back from Scout Camp or some other destination without facilities, I can have up to 35gals of nasty to unload. Forward thinking by the ever so clever SuperMike saw tha construction of suitable dumping facilities when our drive was being dug out.

You`ve been looking at the plans for my Self Build Again!. Drive in, Reverse back, DUMP, and then Park up!. Job(by) done!. Or if I was late, and parked up, then it was the Macerator and 30ft of "flexible Hose". On the plans it says "Rodding Eye". Made the Building Inspector Frown!.

 

[Minxy]

We don't have any 'airs or graces' in the camper, in a smaller space you simply cannot 'escape' the sound/smell however if hubby is going for a really big .... I have been known to go to the far end of the camper to get away from him! Its not so much the noise but the smell ... if you think dog farts are bad you haven't been in my camper when hubby's in the loo! One thing that DOES help to get rid of the pong though is a match ... or several ... strike them and they replace the poo pong with sulphur which I find more pleasant!!!

Whilst I will do most things I refuse point bland to empty the cassette ... not a chance ... I wouldn't be alive afterwards if I did!!!

 

[skylinersi]

We don't have any 'airs or graces' in the camper, in a smaller space you simply cannot 'escape' the sound/smell however if hubby is going for a really big .... I have been known to go to the far end of the camper to get away from him! Its not so much the noise but the smell ... if you think dog farts are bad you haven't been in my camper when hubby's in the loo! One thing that DOES help to get rid of the pong though is a match ... or several ... strike them and they replace the poo pong with sulphur which I find more pleasant!!!

Whilst I will do most things I refuse point bland to empty the cassette ... not a chance ... I wouldn't be alive afterwards if I did!!!

and if the lit match smell doesnt cover the other ....ahem, smell, the potential resulting explosion will prevent a recurrence of said offending event

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[Minxy]

and if the lit match smell doesnt cover the other ....ahem, smell, the potential resulting explosion will prevent a recurrence of said offending event

It's a shame I can't 'capture' the gas and stick it in our refillable bottles!!!

 

[skylinersi]

It's a shame I can't 'capture' the gas and stick it in our refillable bottles!!!

remind me not to accept dinner invites if you guys are cooking on 'gas'

 

[PeteH]

"Gas". The production of Said (BioGas?) contains approx 60-70% Methane 30-40% CO2 and traces of Ammonia, and Hydrogen Sulfide!. A veritable "Greenhouse Gas" event in every "sitting"?

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[skylinersi]

"Gas". The production of Said (BioGas?) contains approx 60-70% Methane 30-40% CO2 and traces of Ammonia, and Hydrogen Sulfide!. A veritable "Greenhouse Gas" event in every "sitting"?

ah, but can minxy cook with it???

 

[Minxy]

ah, but can minxy cook with it???

You produce it and I'll light it ... I'm thinking it might not be very controllable ... 'blow torch'????

 

[skylinersi]

You produce it and I'll light it ... I'm thinking it might not be very controllable ... 'blow torch'????

um, ok deal...............

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[Minxy]

um, ok deal...............

Are you sure ....

 

[skylinersi]

Are you sure ....

as long as you stand behind me to light said fuel

 

[Dognewf]

wife has smelly candles burning constantly. i too relate to earlier boating experiences, although in our case it was.... if you block it, you clean it. pub visit every night was the safeguard.

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[DL42846]

My wife is French. They seem to have a completely different outlook on this sort of thing. I remember the day she first moved in with me some 30 odd years ago. I, being very British when I went to the up stairs toilet I closed the door. She followed me up the stairs chatting away and opened the door so she could carry on chatting whilst I was trying to concentrate on the task at hand. I'm afraid I don't get a moments piece. But I wouldn't want to change it. If I close the door she thinks I'm trying to hide something.

 

[SuperMike]

Whilst I will do most things I refuse point bland to empty the cassette ... not a chance ... I wouldn't be alive afterwards if I did!!!

Ahhhhh Minxy, reading your posts on MHF, gives me the impression that you are a self sufficient lady, believing in equality in all aspect etc. Indeed I am married to one such as yourself, but when we had a cassette type toilet, apparently emptying it was "mans" work.


Or as Management says, "why have a dog and bark yourself" .

 

[Minxy]

Or as Management says, "why have a dog and bark yourself" .

Exactamundo!!!! He doesn't' do the ironing ... I don't do cassette emptying ... he does most of the cooking and cleaning too ... I have him well trained!

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[JJ20]

Me and the missus have been together for 14 years and I can't really say I've ever heard her when she goes to the loo........UNTIL WE BROUGHT A MOTORHOME!!!!

I only ever had hearts in my eyes, a true princess she was, then our first evening away in our lovely motorhome and POOOOOF!!! Like magic my princess turned into SHREK!!!!

And yes mine also has a door.

 

[Puddleduck]

I have been told that a trip on an old fashioned sailing ship is a good way of cutting through all inhibitions about "going". I was told it was "over the side" whilst continuing the conversation...... haven't tried it myself mind.

 

[PeteH]

I have been told that a trip on an old fashioned sailing ship is a good way of cutting through all inhibitions about "going". I was told it was "over the side" whilst continuing the conversation...... haven't tried it myself mind.

Which is Why. "int` T`owd dayz", they was known a "Side houses". In the 60`s on the "Perishing Gulf" trade, "We" built a structure over the side of the vessel, for the use of Local Labour, when discharging at Anchor. Known as, "Thunderboxes"!!.

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[The2i's]

Technically, this won't work in a cassette loo, but could be handy for some folk to have around by the sounds of it.

 

[Jeff and terri]

Lol@ jays post

 

[Minxy]

Anyone seen the new advert on TV about some poo perfume stuff ... can't remember what it's called exactly but it has 'poo' in the title!

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