Pooing in a porta potti

[Bikevanhappy]

We've generally taken the view that the chemi khaki is strictly for emergencies. However, with campsite facilities now closed, going away for a weekend is either going to involve a considerable amount of roughage or one is going to need to plop in the plastic.

Any tips? Is there a technique? Some form of guidance tool? Or can you buy special sealed brushes? It would be fairly undignified, in a collision, to be clonked on the back of the head with a bog brush.

Asking for a friend.

 

[cmcardle75]

We've generally taken the view that the chemi khaki is strictly for emergencies. However, with campsite facilities now closed, going away for a weekend is either going to involve a considerable amount of roughage or one is going to need to plop in the plastic.

Any tips? Is there a technique? Some form of guidance tool? Or can you buy special sealed brushes? It would be fairly undignified, in a collision, to be clonked on the back of the head with a bog brush.

Asking for a friend.

Lay a short piece of toilet paper over the middle. Aim well, it wraps around as it falls in, leaving no marks to clean. It can be useful to have a disposable pokey stick available.

 

[Pablo19]

I prefer the crossed toilet paper method

 

[Stanbrook]

Use doggie doo bags as a liner and dispose of when walking the dog. Preferably not hang on tree.

 

[two]

Practice, to get your aim straight, before you go.

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[Jimbohorlicks]

Use a small garden spray to shoot down any remains ,rather than the flush,conserves water and space in the cassette.

 

[suavecarve]

Whatever your decision I find marking your aim out of 10 and keeping score to compare with the wife keeps the holiday interesting

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
" When you gotta go..you gotta go ". Everyone has a bottom and they ALL point towards the floor. I only know one person with an " Emptying the Toilet " problem. Don't laugh..... He is an ex farmer...... I SAID DON'T LAUGH !!....Mucking out.? Not a problem there. .
Tea Bag

 

[Richard n Ann]

Go for a walk at dusk with some dog poo bags

 

[Richard n Ann]

On a serious note, Loperimide is excellent if you get the runs

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[Lenny HB]

I don't understand the problem I bet you poo in your loo at home so why not in the van. Emptying is nowhere near as bad as sorting out a blocked sewer at home.

 

[Itsmcb]

Serious reply, these get a lot of good reviews and are available again now.

 

[suavecarve]

Serious reply, these get a lot of good reviews and are available again now.
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Us FLTS will want to use them at least 3 or 4 times at 20p a poo for single use !

 

[Itsmcb]

Us FLTS will want to use them at least 3 or 4 times at 20p a poo for single use !

Ah but the OP was implying use whilst site facilities are closed.

 

[busby]

Ah but the OP was implying use whilst site facilities are closed.

FLT s dont use sites.Spoils your street cred BUSBY.

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[Swifter]

You are aware the toilets are open on campsites ? It’s the showers that are closed .

 

[SexyThexy]

You are aware the toilets are open on campsites ? It’s the showers that are closed .

I am on C&C site at Verwood and can confirm BOTH toilets and showers are out of action! Not sure why this is, certainly no reduction in prices to reflect this!

 

[Swifter]

I am on C&C site at Verwood and can confirm BOTH toilets and showers are out of action! Not sure why this is, certainly no reduction in prices to reflect this!

Interesting . It’s unlike the CAMC be utterly inconsistent ! What a joke . Thank you for the information . I give them a call

EDIT
Whoops wrong club
Looks like toilets are open at CAMC and closed until May 17th at C&CC.

 

[Mr Colpot]

Simple solution - when you need to go just drive home and use the loo.

 

[Lenny HB]

Serious reply, these get a lot of good reviews and are available again now.
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How much!
'er indoors does 1 No. 2's a day, I do 3 or 4 multiply that by 120 days away.

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[jumartoo]

Oh, FGS, it's a natural function. Just do it

 

[Podney]

How much!
'er indoors does 1 No. 2's a day, I do 3 or 4 multiply that by 120 days away.

How many!!??!!?? Is that where you think about how to sort out Tam’s electrics?

 

[The Old Man]

You are aware the toilets are open on campsites ? It’s the showers that are closed .

Not so, sorry.

The last two sites I've visied are totally locked down.

Personally I line he bown with toilet paper and use the shower head as a flush, mine reaches easily and the power of the shower cleans everyhing away.

Yes the cassette ges full quickly, lasts three days for me, but emptying it is so easy.

 

[PP Bear]

Use these, they're excellent.

 

[deleted79651]

As an ex work colleague used to remark: 'Time to park the breakfast ...' And, 21 years later, it's now become 'Time for Parkings'

If your cassette doesn't have a separate Control Panel to warn when it needs emptied, you can download an app that will check; after, of course, you have logged on. Nothing more relaxing, seated on the bog in the knowledge that there's a stool beneath you ...

Steve

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[deleted79651]

Use these, they're excellent.
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Is there an 'e' missing between the 'w' and the 'l'? But it is a $h1t product ...

Steve

 

[Swifter]

Not so, sorry.

The last two sites I've visied are totally locked down.

Personally I line he bown with toilet paper and use the shower head as a flush, mine reaches easily and the power of the shower cleans everyhing away.

Yes the cassette ges full quickly, lasts three days for me, but emptying it is so easy.

I’ve edited my second post

 

[Stanbrook]

 

[busby]

How much!
'er indoors does 1 No. 2's a day, I do 3 or 4 multiply that by 120 days away.

Too much information BUSBY.

 

[busby]

Use these, they're excellent.
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Same here.BUSBY.

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