OMG... Major Cleaning And Tidying Crisis (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

I have just learnt that my beautiful Princess Frankie (Yodeli) is planning a visit to Portugal in her tiny Hymer called Max.

We will have a little, two van, tour as well as spending some "chill out" time on Quinta Majay.

Obviously I am thrilled about the proposed visit but I am now in a complete and total PANIC.

My van and QMJ need a COMPLETE "clean and tidy" session.

I'll have to start straight away as her visit will take place in August...

Only 6 months to do the washing up, cleaning and tidying...


JJ

 

[Jim]

Only 6 months to do the washing up, cleaning and tidying...

That's not long enough unless you employ help

 

[appydaze]

Ask her if she can make it nearer Christmas....

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[JJ]

That's not long enough unless you employ help

What a great idea...

Any volunteers?



JJ

 

[Barclaybasher]

What a great idea...
Any volunteers?
JJ

It's all gone very quiet...................

 

[Caggsie1]

Invite everyone for a free working week from now till then and you may just, I mean just, have enough time!

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[Clarky]

We are heading off at the end of the week. Destination somewhere south and warm, probably Portugal.
What are the pay rates @JJ?
I might be persuaded to operate a ride on mower for a while but would definitely rule out any notion of well digging.

Richard.

 

[Sabino]

Do nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Then 3 days before she is due; text/email to tell her that you just got back and discovered that QMJ had been over run by every traveller and Football Loathing Transilvanial in the area.
Say that the police and army have finally removed the last of them.
Ask what size of Marigolds she takes, and kindly offer to buy her a couple of pairs.
Easy. Jobs a goodun!!

 

[JJ]

What are the pay rates?

JEEEEEEZ...


Just read this Mr Richard and now have to go for a lie down...


JJ

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[Janine]

Just a thought- if you start cleaning and tidying now, where are you going to live until August?

You can’t risk getting it dirty again in the meantime!

 

[Just smiffy]

What are the pay rates @JJ?

JEEEEEEZ...


Just read this Mr Richard and now have to go for a lie down...


JJ

JJ will probably accept 2.50€ hr from you @Clarky ......

 

[JJ]

Destination somewhere south and warm, probably Portugal.

If you think you might be in the area and wish to drop by, I can contact my people and see if they can arrange an invitation for you...


JJ

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[Clarky]

JJ will probably accept 2.50€ hr from you @Clarky ......

Such generosity!
Not quite what I had in mind though.

Richard.

 

[Clarky]

If you think you might be in the area and wish to drop by, I can contact my people and see if they can arrange an invitation for you...


JJ

That would be most gracious of you kind Sir.
At the moment we have little idea where we will go, forward planning is not a perfect science for us, but we intend to find quiet spots in central Portugal rather than the crowded Algarve hot spots.
I will immediately go out and wash and polish the motorhome so as to make a suitable impression.
We would not want your neighbours or you to think that you might be associating with riff-raff.

Richard.

 

[JJ]

I will immediately go out and wash and polish the motorhome

While you do that, I will get my legal people to check through your posts to see if you are politically and spiritually suitable...


JJ

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[Lenny HB]

Funsters could probably stay at QM in exchange for 3 FB pies per night and practice their cleaning skills on JJ's van for free.

 

[Silver-Fox]

Only 6 months to do the washing up, cleaning and tidying..

Just pay someone ya tight wad and your a bloke so it won't be done properly

 

[SuperMike]

Indeed, come on good fellow, time to put your hand into your pocket and pay someone to do it properly.

Doing so would earn many Brownie points with your loverly Princess. You really must not underestimate the value of those types of brownie points.

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[Clarky]

While you do that, I will get my legal people to check through your posts to see if you are politically and spiritually suitable...


JJ

Well that's blown that idea out of the water then.
Unclean, unclean!!!!

The saintly Kate would no doubt pass the JJ test but on the other hand I............

Richard.

 

[PeteH]

I think the Flame thrower my dad brought back in `45. Is still about somewhere, If it will help?.

 

[olley]

Tactical nuclear bomb would sort it.

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[Armytwowheels]

It's great to hear Frankie will be back on the road again.

 

[yodeli]

Do nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Then 3 days before she is due; text/email to tell her that you just got back and discovered that QMJ had been over run by every traveller and Football Loathing Transilvanial in the area.
Say that the police and army have finally removed the last of them.
Ask what size of Marigolds she takes, and kindly offer to buy her a couple of pairs.
Easy. Jobs a goodun!!

CHEEKY MONKEY !!!!!

 

[rangi]

I have in my possession a couple or three Chinese Mk 3 s

For a small 5 figure sum (+VAT) deposited into my Cook Islands Account in Rarotonga I'm sure we can reach an agreement for the tuition to enable you to have a complete and utter destruction of "your Problem" before the fragrant Frankie turns up.

There is NO FUNSTER DISCOUNT !

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[chrisgreen]

August you say?
just getting my team to start planning.

 

[old-mo]

Obviously I am thrilled about the proposed visit but I am now in a complete and total PANIC.

My van and QMJ need a COMPLETE "clean and tidy" session.

Leave it till Frankie gets there...

Women make a far better job of cleaning than most men..

 

[buttons]

I have just learnt that my beautiful Princess Frankie (Yodeli) is planning a visit to Portugal in her tiny Hymer called Max.

We will have a little, two van, tour as well as spending some "chill out" time on Quinta Majay.

Obviously I am thrilled about the proposed visit but I am now in a complete and total PANIC.

My van and QMJ need a COMPLETE "clean and tidy" session.

I'll have to start straight away as her visit will take place in August...

Only 6 months to do the washing up, cleaning and tidying...
JJ

You are a magician for god's sake, don't you have a wand....abracadabra and it is fit for a princess...

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[The Dotties]

Didn’t you have the same issues last year when the fragrant one came for a visit?
What on earth have you done to the place in the last year??
It should still be perfect

 

[Snowbird]

My dear friend. Why are YOU worrying about this, surly this is a staff problem .