Brothel motorhome (1 Viewer)

[Rosemary1]

DId anyone watch the documentary last night A Very British Brothel. A madam wanted to expand her business so using her life savings £6k went searching for a motorhome to use as passion wagon. Parking in lay-bys and service stations to service the lorry drivers etc?

Enterprise at its best

Don’t come knocking when the van is rocking!

 

[Anthea M]

Is this the same one that’s parked up in Sheffield?

 

[Two on Tour]

Repeated again ?

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[Lanerboy]

Can you please tell me where it's parked in Sheffield do you have a postcode

 

[pappajohn]

Is this the same one that’s parked up in Sheffield?

Thought it was an industrial estate in Middlesboro.

 

[pappajohn]

so using her life savings £6k

Would that be the £6k life saving she told the tax man about.
A madam with only £6k under her mattress... Pull the other one.

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[hilldweller]

using her life savings £6k

"You earned £122.50, who the hell paid you 50p ?"

"They all paid me 50p".

Copyright Punchlines R Us.

 

[Rosemary1]

Is this the same one that’s parked up in Sheffield?

Yes think it is

 

[Rosemary1]

Repeated again ?

Could be - it’s time I have seen the program - very strange way to make a living IMO but nice motorhome for the price

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[old-mo]

You get a nice cup of tea after... for free...

And for her age she is not bad....

 

[Burgo]

POI coordinates for satnav?

 

[jollyrodger]

Penny just dropped @movan Joy are you reading this ?
Could they have mistaken you for.....

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[Baileysbus]

You get a nice cup of tea after... for free...

And for her age she is not bad....

Don’t they sell soup in a brothel

 

[old-mo]

Takes you to the Lay-By...

N53.78412 X W2.30561

 

[Baileysbus]

Takes you to the Lay-By...

N53.78412 X W2.30561

Has to be a “lay-by” eh

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[Enword]

Mrs D said she was getting our MH MOT'd.

 

[makems]

We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.

 

[tacr2man]

We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.

Must have been a good book , did you catch the title ?

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[Chris]

@RowleyBirkinQC

An alternative retirement plan?

You could use the van and earn a good living with all those sweaty lorry drivers

 

[vin0114]

Has to be a “lay-by” eh

Davy Jones locker?

 

[TheBig1]

@RowleyBirkinQC

An alternative retirement plan?

You could use the van and earn a good living with all those sweaty lorry drivers

who'd of thought it? A solicitor soliciting

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[EX51SSS]

Personally I don't think it's initially having a laugh but the op was informational saying about it.
Obviously that occasionally leads to laughable comments or jokes which is another way of having FUN,
I'm pretty sure most understand the situation and the prostitution thing but after all, it was informative whether one agrees with it or not.

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

@RowleyBirkinQC

An alternative retirement plan?

You could use the van and earn a good living with all those sweaty lorry drivers

This could have legs, your retirement plan leverages the investment in a family asset which has low running costs in comparison to a permanent business address. Said asset can also follow the customer base, which maybe important after Brexit.

The Gruppenfuhrer is already reasonably open minded, just need to get her further addled on drink & illicit drugs (not much more to do there really) and between the pair of us we can cover most customer ‘preferences’.

Whilst said lorry drivers are occupied and away from their vehicles the cargo is vulnerable and there is opportunity to exploit for people trafficking purposes.

Win win situation is it not?

Now to word an appropriate suggestion to the Gruppenfuhrer, wish me luck...

 

[buttons]

Would that be the £6k life saving she told the tax man about.
A madam with only £6k under her mattress... Pull the other one.

Any more and the clients would have burnt their bums on the light bulb...

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[Southdowners]

All very sordid

 

[Rosemary1]

We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.

10 minutes - phew no wonder he has to pay for it

 

[tacr2man]

Luckily all life is not ruled by puritan dogma or sharia , yet and it is a "Fun" forum JMHO

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[movan]

Penny just dropped @movan Joy are you reading this ?
Could they have mistaken you for.....

Lol.... Hope not .. but had I realised that programme had been repeated yet again this week, I would not have gone to the bin in the layby .. (morning funster thread) ... especially the second guy who walked away from me to my van ... certainly trying to get an invite for a cuppa ..or whatever!!!! ...

Wasn't going to post to be honest .... keep saying same thing ... it scary enough in laybys for solo woman and had enough worrying things happen to me to make me VERY wary ... this woman makes money by putting rest of us in even more precarious position. Not impressed.

Don't expect anyone who not had bad experiences to understand .. so fully understand it is a humorous situation to many.

 

[dulvil]

Can you please delete all co-ordinates and other markers as the wife is so busy now. We would like to go and see more lay-bys on our way