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Rosemary1

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DId anyone watch the documentary last night A Very British Brothel. A madam wanted to expand her business so using her life savings £6k went searching for a motorhome to use as passion wagon. Parking in lay-bys and service stations to service the lorry drivers etc?

Enterprise at its best:D:D:D

Don’t come knocking when the van is rocking!
 
Is this the same one that’s parked up in Sheffield?:LOL:
 
Can you please tell me where it's parked in Sheffield do you have a postcode ;)
 
You get a nice cup of tea after... for free... (y)

And for her age she is not bad....:whistle:

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Penny just dropped @movan Joy are you reading this ?
Could they have mistaken you for..... :eek:
 
Takes you to the Lay-By... (y)

N53.78412 X W2.30561
 
Mrs D said she was getting our MH MOT'd.:doh:
 
We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.
 
makems said:
We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.
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Must have been a good book , did you catch the title ? :)
 
@RowleyBirkinQC

An alternative retirement plan?

You could use the van and earn a good living with all those sweaty lorry drivers(y):)
 
But joking aside there are a few of these motorhome brothels in the Bois de Bologne in Paris and no doubt across Europe.

Do I need tell you that they are not staffed by young girls having a laugh and earning a fortune but generally by drug addled young women,owned and peddled and not working on a retirement plan. Richard Gere won't be coming to save them

I suspect you all know this to be true.................but you continue to have a laugh and perpetuate the myths. Don't you think it's better to just say nothing.
 
webby1 said:
But joking aside there are a few of these motorhome brothels in the Bois de Bologne in Paris and no doubt across Europe.

Do I need tell you that they are not staffed by young girls having a laugh and earning a fortune but generally by drug addled young women,owned and peddled and not working on a retirement plan. Richard Gere won't be coming to save them

I suspect you all know this to be true.................but you continue to have a laugh and perpetuate the myths. Don't you think it's better to just say nothing.
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Personally I don't think it's initially having a laugh but the op was informational saying about it.
Obviously that occasionally leads to laughable comments or jokes which is another way of having FUN,
I'm pretty sure most understand the situation and the prostitution thing but after all, it was informative whether one agrees with it or not.
 
Chris said:
@RowleyBirkinQC

An alternative retirement plan?

You could use the van and earn a good living with all those sweaty lorry drivers(y):)
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This could have legs, your retirement plan leverages the investment in a family asset which has low running costs in comparison to a permanent business address. Said asset can also follow the customer base, which maybe important after Brexit.

The Gruppenfuhrer is already reasonably open minded, just need to get her further addled on drink & illicit drugs (not much more to do there really) and between the pair of us we can cover most customer ‘preferences’.

Whilst said lorry drivers are occupied and away from their vehicles the cargo is vulnerable and there is opportunity to exploit for people trafficking purposes.

Win win situation is it not? (y)

Now to word an appropriate suggestion to the Gruppenfuhrer, wish me luck... :whistle:
 
pappajohn said:
Would that be the £6k life saving she told the tax man about.
A madam with only £6k under her mattress... Pull the other one.
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Any more and the clients would have burnt their bums on the light bulb...:)

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makems said:
We stopped for a brew at a service station on the autobahn in Germany a few years ago. Parked opposite was a Hymer with a scantily clad young lady sat in the drivers seat reading a book.
gwen said “she must have her heating on full” (it was early November).
Then a chap walked up to her van and knocked on the door and after a brief conversation with the young lady he went in the van and the window shades were drawn.
10 minutes or so later, the truck driver emerged again, the window blinds were opened and the young lady returned to her seat and her book.
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10 minutes - phew no wonder he has to pay for it;)
 
jollyrodger said:
Penny just dropped @movan Joy are you reading this ?
Could they have mistaken you for..... :eek:
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Lol.... Hope not .. but had I realised that programme had been repeated yet again this week, I would not have gone to the bin in the layby .. :( (morning funster thread) ... especially the second guy who walked away from me to my van ... certainly trying to get an invite for a cuppa ..or whatever!!!! ... ;)

Wasn't going to post to be honest .... keep saying same thing ... it scary enough in laybys for solo woman and had enough worrying things happen to me to make me VERY wary ... this woman makes money by putting rest of us in even more precarious position. Not impressed.

Don't expect anyone who not had bad experiences to understand .. so fully understand it is a humorous situation to many.
 
Can you please delete all co-ordinates and other markers as the wife is so busy now. We would like to go and see more lay-bys on our way

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