KeithChesterfield
Free Member
oldosc - 'Wot on earth is a pitch?'
In relation to Motorhomes (not footballers, cricketers, rugby - you get the idea) a 'pitch' is something devised by the Caravan Clubs to make people park in the correct place and not on the nice green grass between the 'pitches' where the vehicle wheels will make deep grooves.
Many Clubs insist on vehicles parking close to multi-coloured 'pegs' on the pitches to ensure the Site Warden (not to be confused with a Prison Warden which is a totally different job - allegedly) has plenty to do making the campers move their vehicles until he/she is satisfied about the positioning.
Pitches can be pre-ordered (like the Christmas Turkey) but anyone totally vacating the Pitch without leaving a 'marker' (similar to a dog or cat marking its territory) is liable to find the space being inhabited pretty damn quick by a predatory camper.
This practise is prevalent in the busier Summer months and can lead to disputes which also keep the Site Warden occupied – if they can be found as it is often obvious that they disappear at any sign of trouble between adults.
To avoid pitches and there problems, marking your territory and other British traits I'd advise going due south and across the Channel to foreign parts where the word 'pitch' is an almost unknown quantity to Motorhome owners.
If you go to France I'd suggest Aires, France Passion and Wild camping to avoid ever having to use the 'pitch', 'peg' or 'pre-booking'.
I hope this short reply helps you understand wot a pitch is.
In relation to Motorhomes (not footballers, cricketers, rugby - you get the idea) a 'pitch' is something devised by the Caravan Clubs to make people park in the correct place and not on the nice green grass between the 'pitches' where the vehicle wheels will make deep grooves.
Many Clubs insist on vehicles parking close to multi-coloured 'pegs' on the pitches to ensure the Site Warden (not to be confused with a Prison Warden which is a totally different job - allegedly) has plenty to do making the campers move their vehicles until he/she is satisfied about the positioning.
Pitches can be pre-ordered (like the Christmas Turkey) but anyone totally vacating the Pitch without leaving a 'marker' (similar to a dog or cat marking its territory) is liable to find the space being inhabited pretty damn quick by a predatory camper.
This practise is prevalent in the busier Summer months and can lead to disputes which also keep the Site Warden occupied – if they can be found as it is often obvious that they disappear at any sign of trouble between adults.
To avoid pitches and there problems, marking your territory and other British traits I'd advise going due south and across the Channel to foreign parts where the word 'pitch' is an almost unknown quantity to Motorhome owners.
If you go to France I'd suggest Aires, France Passion and Wild camping to avoid ever having to use the 'pitch', 'peg' or 'pre-booking'.
I hope this short reply helps you understand wot a pitch is.