eddie
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Maybe it’s a man thing? Who knows? But I, like most men I know, I do like BBQ’s and using them. It can’t just be men have a predilection for buying things, because if Lyn my wife and I, are as similar to the rest of society as we are to our friends, then most men and women are the same, we just hanker after different things!
Take clothes, a forthcoming Wedding, necessitates a cornucopia of items for Lyn to be able to attend, Dresses, hats, shoes, gloves, fascinators all need to be considered and debated, ending with a visit to the shops that sell such attire.
When entering such emporiums, I like many men, am very well trained. I settle in a suitable comfortable chair, and look around to see what refreshments may be on offer to keep men folk quiet when they are effectively being “crèched”
This leads to another side issue, that if no refreshments are available, the apparel bought may not cost too much. If Coffee and biscuits are available, the cost of the purchases may be high but reasonable. However, you should be aware of dress and hat shops that provide Sky Sports and Champagne, purchases made in such establishments will, make you wince “if” you ever eventually find out what the items cost, which is unlikely!
Why do I start talking about buying dresses, not BBQ’s? Simple, BBQ’s are not normally a purchase that elicits any excitement from the fairer sex, so such purchases have to be made surreptitiously, covertly, anonymously and never, ever discussed in front of one’s partner.
Back to the dress shop, whilst as I said, I am trained to look for a comfy chair, pull out my phone and bide my time and wait. Should I be stupid enough to ask Lyn “how long will you be? (meaning is it worth starting to watch this Netflix film) I will only get a withering look, from not only my wife, but the gaggle of assistants, offering advice, holding items up and gathering things in. I believe the Greeks called this gathering the “Harpies” forcing me down into the seat and hide behind my Smartphone. No such courtesy is extended for looking at BBQ’s however!
Normally when I suggest walking around a Chandlers or a Camping Accessory shop, I am asked “what do we need?” Saying “I don’t know till I see it” is not apparently an answer, So gets me led away from said shop, at a brisk pace, with me looking longingly over my shoulder. So I need a better plan!
I have resorted to a tactic that many of us are familiar with, when our wives suddenly appear with a nice new dress, and when asked if it is new “This old thing? I’ve had it ages”
So with nearly the whole of August off, I ordered the Dometic Classic grill and one of all of the accessories and cheerfully loaded them into our Camper along with all of the other holiday equipment, so no one was any of the wiser (This old thing? I’ve had it ages theory)
The Dometic Classic Grill/BBQ (classic Grill) has been around for some time and has evolved and much improved from the earlier “Cramer” version that Dometic purchased many years ago. The thing that had always put me off was the massive array of extras available for the grill, and the need to order gas connectors separately, even a choice of legs.
My logic was that if I was going to be hung for a Sprat I may as well catch a Mackerel, so I took the plunged and ordered one of everything that Dometic make for their Grill BBQ and headed off for France.
After a couple of days, we were shopping with our best mates who we’d joined on holiday and I announced that I wanted to rotisserie a couple of chickens for that night’s dinner as I really “fancied rotisserie chicken”
Lyn asked me how I intended to cook rotisserie chicken and Jeff unintentionally (Or was it?) dobbed me in by casually announcing that I’d ordered a new BBQ and “loads of accessories”
So with that “I’ll get you later” look, that all married men know, the look you get when you’ve been naughty but your in a public place, and in company, it was agreed that we would indeed have rotisserie chicken for dinner.
A bike ride back to the campsite and, having had the secret exposed I started unloading all of the various bits. The biggest box, yet surprisingly small was the BBQ/Grill. I’d also ordered the carry case, the cover to place over the BBQ when it is assembled but not being used, side hanging shelves, with wooden inserts, a rotisserie rack, a battery powered rotisserie motor, a mains powered rotisserie motor and a set of telescopic adjustable legs.
All in its original packaging it did look a lot of equipment and I did start to wonder if I had wasted a lot of money buying a BBQ that frankly I didn’t really need, owning already a Beauclaire, a couple of Webbers, a Stainless Steel Magma BBQ and handful of grills and rings, let alone a couple of big ones at home.
Jeff, having dobbed me in earlier in the supermarket then thought it would be an ideal time, with the table under the awning groaning with new BBQ equipment with Lyn and Susy looking on critically and disapprovingly, to ask “So how much did this lot cost?” Did I mention that Jeff “used” to be my best friend?
So logically unpack the box, what comes as standard?
The BBQ/Grill comes in a suitcase type arrangement that forms the base and the rear of the BBQ/Grill, two alloy side cheeks, marked L(eft) and R(ight) clip in and lock to form the sides and then a Stainless Steel top plate clips in and forms a surprisingly rigid “square”
The Stainless Steel (SS) Top plate houses the powerful gas burner that directs heat down towards the BBQ/Grill compartment and allows radiated heat up to the two cooking rings on the top, allowing you cook a variety of different foods simultaneously
Also in the box, is a grill tray, a grill rack, removable metal handle that appears a bit naff and flimsy on first sight, but works very well, a gas valve, and carrying handle a clip, a manual skewer with a handle and four metal legs.
The buyer has to fit the clip that holds the “suitcase” together, and screw the handle on, took a couple of minutes and was easy. I didn’t find the multi national instructions much use, and to be honest the only mistake we made at this point was opening and inserting the alloy side cheeks and the grill top, before turning the whole thing upside down to screw the four legs in! Duh! Only took a few seconds to rectify but elicited sarcastic comments from the audience! I must say that with three “watchers” if they were so clever they would have noticed this School boy error! However! In no time at all, literally a couple of minutes it was assembled and ready to go! Well, not go as the BBQ/Grill doesn’t come with a gas connection. I assume this is because Dometic being a multi national company, and this unit being sold across Europe, it is better to order the suitable connector at the time of purchase.
Once the correct gas connector and gas pipe is connected to a suitable gas supply the BBG/Grill is ready to go.
As we had bought accessories to try on the BBQ/Grill we thought that this would be the ideal time to play with them.
To be honest the weather that day was warm, but overcast, we had no intention of driving for days, so it was a perfect time to experiment, enjoying great company, a giggle, a couple of beers and the of local plonk was going down very well with the girls! And we had rotisserie Chicken to look forward to later that afternoon, so long as it all worked and we could fathom out how to use it all without ruining dinner! The wire racks seemed, interesting in the catalogue, but hard to envisage in a picture. Actually as normal they are surprising simple in design, simple to hang on the BBQ/Grill and surprisingly useful, almost immediately put into use with a second thought. I do love things that are intuitively useful.
Next was the decision to use a battery powered motor for the rotisserie or, go to the bother of running an extension lead out from the motorhome? A quick look in the two boxes established that the battery option looked a much better bet. It was only a much better bet because the 220 VAC mains powered motor has a two pin plug on the transformer, and although I carry one, I had lent it to a young couple with a baby on their first ever camping trip to plug their hired fridge in. It would have seemed mean unplugging their fridge just so we could eat dinner! So we went battery powered!
We had bought the additional Rotisserie rack, as we were unsure as to what exactly came in the “box” with the BBQ/Grill. As it was, we didn’t actually need the rotisserie rack but were glad that we did buy it, but didn’t realise at the time.
So we decided that we would use the supplied rotisserie skewer and we set to prepping two Chickens we had both at the hypermarche earlier in the afternoon.
By skewering the Chickens “legs to legs” get could get a good tight fit on the skewer, using the two rotisserie “Barbs” with thumb tightening screws, how ever, we were worried that once they started to cook, they may shrink and loosen on the skewer, so Susy provided some small metal kebab skewers which allowed us to ensure that the Chickens were going to stay put whilst cooking. When using the rotisserie, it is advised that you use the grill pan as a drip tray to make cleaning much easier. That gave us the idea of using a packet of smoked streaky bacon and placing it on the drip tray. This resulted in very diet friendly (well perhaps not that friendly) crispy bacon that had been slowly crisping up for about 80 minutes with chicken fat being drizzled on it constantly. It may not of been healthy but it was extremely tasty!. As it started to rain just after we started to cook, and, much to my disgust Lyn had suggested (made me) lifting the BBQ/Grill out from under the awning as it as going to drip on our new awning mat! As it was it didn’t spit or drip at all, it was perfectly behaved. However, as we were concerned that the rain may interfere with dinner, we inverted a “Casty” griddle plate which just happened to fit perfectly.
After about 80 minutes we removed the Chickens from the spit and using a meat thermometer decided that they were perfectly cooked. Self praise is no compliment, but, they were absolutely fantastic. The meat was moist, tender and perfectly cooked, the skin was golden crispy all round and the streaky bacon slowly cooked in the pan below set the whole thing off beautifully So day one a complete success and managerial approval rating went from “disapprove” to “quite good”
By the time we had eaten, it was too late to consider washing up, instead all the bits went into the
big yellow bucket that we use for washing up, and once the BBQ/Grill was cold, we opened up the bag and took out the cover, which didn’t fit, until we removed the gas connection It seemed a bit of a faff, but in hindsight, with the side located gas connection removed the cover fits extremely well and is snug enough to stay on in the strongest winds, which is important.
The next big test we decided a couple of day later was would it cook a decent steak?
(Better post this bit as Sods law I'll loose it all) (More for those not too bored in part II)
Take clothes, a forthcoming Wedding, necessitates a cornucopia of items for Lyn to be able to attend, Dresses, hats, shoes, gloves, fascinators all need to be considered and debated, ending with a visit to the shops that sell such attire.
When entering such emporiums, I like many men, am very well trained. I settle in a suitable comfortable chair, and look around to see what refreshments may be on offer to keep men folk quiet when they are effectively being “crèched”
This leads to another side issue, that if no refreshments are available, the apparel bought may not cost too much. If Coffee and biscuits are available, the cost of the purchases may be high but reasonable. However, you should be aware of dress and hat shops that provide Sky Sports and Champagne, purchases made in such establishments will, make you wince “if” you ever eventually find out what the items cost, which is unlikely!
Why do I start talking about buying dresses, not BBQ’s? Simple, BBQ’s are not normally a purchase that elicits any excitement from the fairer sex, so such purchases have to be made surreptitiously, covertly, anonymously and never, ever discussed in front of one’s partner.
Back to the dress shop, whilst as I said, I am trained to look for a comfy chair, pull out my phone and bide my time and wait. Should I be stupid enough to ask Lyn “how long will you be? (meaning is it worth starting to watch this Netflix film) I will only get a withering look, from not only my wife, but the gaggle of assistants, offering advice, holding items up and gathering things in. I believe the Greeks called this gathering the “Harpies” forcing me down into the seat and hide behind my Smartphone. No such courtesy is extended for looking at BBQ’s however!
Normally when I suggest walking around a Chandlers or a Camping Accessory shop, I am asked “what do we need?” Saying “I don’t know till I see it” is not apparently an answer, So gets me led away from said shop, at a brisk pace, with me looking longingly over my shoulder. So I need a better plan!
I have resorted to a tactic that many of us are familiar with, when our wives suddenly appear with a nice new dress, and when asked if it is new “This old thing? I’ve had it ages”
So with nearly the whole of August off, I ordered the Dometic Classic grill and one of all of the accessories and cheerfully loaded them into our Camper along with all of the other holiday equipment, so no one was any of the wiser (This old thing? I’ve had it ages theory)
The Dometic Classic Grill/BBQ (classic Grill) has been around for some time and has evolved and much improved from the earlier “Cramer” version that Dometic purchased many years ago. The thing that had always put me off was the massive array of extras available for the grill, and the need to order gas connectors separately, even a choice of legs.
My logic was that if I was going to be hung for a Sprat I may as well catch a Mackerel, so I took the plunged and ordered one of everything that Dometic make for their Grill BBQ and headed off for France.
After a couple of days, we were shopping with our best mates who we’d joined on holiday and I announced that I wanted to rotisserie a couple of chickens for that night’s dinner as I really “fancied rotisserie chicken”
Lyn asked me how I intended to cook rotisserie chicken and Jeff unintentionally (Or was it?) dobbed me in by casually announcing that I’d ordered a new BBQ and “loads of accessories”
So with that “I’ll get you later” look, that all married men know, the look you get when you’ve been naughty but your in a public place, and in company, it was agreed that we would indeed have rotisserie chicken for dinner.
A bike ride back to the campsite and, having had the secret exposed I started unloading all of the various bits. The biggest box, yet surprisingly small was the BBQ/Grill. I’d also ordered the carry case, the cover to place over the BBQ when it is assembled but not being used, side hanging shelves, with wooden inserts, a rotisserie rack, a battery powered rotisserie motor, a mains powered rotisserie motor and a set of telescopic adjustable legs.
All in its original packaging it did look a lot of equipment and I did start to wonder if I had wasted a lot of money buying a BBQ that frankly I didn’t really need, owning already a Beauclaire, a couple of Webbers, a Stainless Steel Magma BBQ and handful of grills and rings, let alone a couple of big ones at home.
Jeff, having dobbed me in earlier in the supermarket then thought it would be an ideal time, with the table under the awning groaning with new BBQ equipment with Lyn and Susy looking on critically and disapprovingly, to ask “So how much did this lot cost?” Did I mention that Jeff “used” to be my best friend?
So logically unpack the box, what comes as standard?
The BBQ/Grill comes in a suitcase type arrangement that forms the base and the rear of the BBQ/Grill, two alloy side cheeks, marked L(eft) and R(ight) clip in and lock to form the sides and then a Stainless Steel top plate clips in and forms a surprisingly rigid “square”
The Stainless Steel (SS) Top plate houses the powerful gas burner that directs heat down towards the BBQ/Grill compartment and allows radiated heat up to the two cooking rings on the top, allowing you cook a variety of different foods simultaneously
Also in the box, is a grill tray, a grill rack, removable metal handle that appears a bit naff and flimsy on first sight, but works very well, a gas valve, and carrying handle a clip, a manual skewer with a handle and four metal legs.
The buyer has to fit the clip that holds the “suitcase” together, and screw the handle on, took a couple of minutes and was easy. I didn’t find the multi national instructions much use, and to be honest the only mistake we made at this point was opening and inserting the alloy side cheeks and the grill top, before turning the whole thing upside down to screw the four legs in! Duh! Only took a few seconds to rectify but elicited sarcastic comments from the audience! I must say that with three “watchers” if they were so clever they would have noticed this School boy error! However! In no time at all, literally a couple of minutes it was assembled and ready to go! Well, not go as the BBQ/Grill doesn’t come with a gas connection. I assume this is because Dometic being a multi national company, and this unit being sold across Europe, it is better to order the suitable connector at the time of purchase.
Once the correct gas connector and gas pipe is connected to a suitable gas supply the BBG/Grill is ready to go.
As we had bought accessories to try on the BBQ/Grill we thought that this would be the ideal time to play with them.
To be honest the weather that day was warm, but overcast, we had no intention of driving for days, so it was a perfect time to experiment, enjoying great company, a giggle, a couple of beers and the of local plonk was going down very well with the girls! And we had rotisserie Chicken to look forward to later that afternoon, so long as it all worked and we could fathom out how to use it all without ruining dinner! The wire racks seemed, interesting in the catalogue, but hard to envisage in a picture. Actually as normal they are surprising simple in design, simple to hang on the BBQ/Grill and surprisingly useful, almost immediately put into use with a second thought. I do love things that are intuitively useful.
Next was the decision to use a battery powered motor for the rotisserie or, go to the bother of running an extension lead out from the motorhome? A quick look in the two boxes established that the battery option looked a much better bet. It was only a much better bet because the 220 VAC mains powered motor has a two pin plug on the transformer, and although I carry one, I had lent it to a young couple with a baby on their first ever camping trip to plug their hired fridge in. It would have seemed mean unplugging their fridge just so we could eat dinner! So we went battery powered!
We had bought the additional Rotisserie rack, as we were unsure as to what exactly came in the “box” with the BBQ/Grill. As it was, we didn’t actually need the rotisserie rack but were glad that we did buy it, but didn’t realise at the time.
So we decided that we would use the supplied rotisserie skewer and we set to prepping two Chickens we had both at the hypermarche earlier in the afternoon.
By skewering the Chickens “legs to legs” get could get a good tight fit on the skewer, using the two rotisserie “Barbs” with thumb tightening screws, how ever, we were worried that once they started to cook, they may shrink and loosen on the skewer, so Susy provided some small metal kebab skewers which allowed us to ensure that the Chickens were going to stay put whilst cooking. When using the rotisserie, it is advised that you use the grill pan as a drip tray to make cleaning much easier. That gave us the idea of using a packet of smoked streaky bacon and placing it on the drip tray. This resulted in very diet friendly (well perhaps not that friendly) crispy bacon that had been slowly crisping up for about 80 minutes with chicken fat being drizzled on it constantly. It may not of been healthy but it was extremely tasty!. As it started to rain just after we started to cook, and, much to my disgust Lyn had suggested (made me) lifting the BBQ/Grill out from under the awning as it as going to drip on our new awning mat! As it was it didn’t spit or drip at all, it was perfectly behaved. However, as we were concerned that the rain may interfere with dinner, we inverted a “Casty” griddle plate which just happened to fit perfectly.
After about 80 minutes we removed the Chickens from the spit and using a meat thermometer decided that they were perfectly cooked. Self praise is no compliment, but, they were absolutely fantastic. The meat was moist, tender and perfectly cooked, the skin was golden crispy all round and the streaky bacon slowly cooked in the pan below set the whole thing off beautifully So day one a complete success and managerial approval rating went from “disapprove” to “quite good”
By the time we had eaten, it was too late to consider washing up, instead all the bits went into the
big yellow bucket that we use for washing up, and once the BBQ/Grill was cold, we opened up the bag and took out the cover, which didn’t fit, until we removed the gas connection It seemed a bit of a faff, but in hindsight, with the side located gas connection removed the cover fits extremely well and is snug enough to stay on in the strongest winds, which is important.
The next big test we decided a couple of day later was would it cook a decent steak?
(Better post this bit as Sods law I'll loose it all) (More for those not too bored in part II)