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Mother takes 8 year old son to the Doctors for a check up and afterwards tells him to wait outside. "Doctor i am worried about our James Willy, it seems so small, how will he go on when he is older?" The Doc. tells her that this is normal and that nature will take its course but he can see that she is still worried and decides to give her an" Old wives tale" Take James home and every morning for Breakfast make him as much Toast as he can eat, this will give him Fibre and you will see a marked improvement in the size of his Pen.s" Following morning James comes down to Breakfast and sees a whole Loaf toasted on the Table. "Wow all this toast for me Mam?. She says "No love, the first three slices are yours, the rest is for your Dad."

Well that did not work.... :doh:

I know I`m a thick old sod... :nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::crying1:
 

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Argh. Was overwhelmed by pics of your garages [ours full of paint- picnic stuff- bikes- one drill and a few screwdrivers. ]
Is there a blackboard n chalk equivalent of these threads ? or do I have to wait for end of lockdown and 8* year old grandson to visit to explain.... I skip the tech mech bits as they are in a foreign language . Now this !
Might have to join a luddite grandma forum .


* well he is 8 now ........:cry: lockdown never ending
 

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Mother takes 8 year old son to the Doctors for a check up and afterwards tells him to wait outside. "Doctor i am worried about our James Willy, it seems so small, how will he go on when he is older?" The Doc. tells her that this is normal and that nature will take its course but he can see that she is still worried and decides to give her an" Old wives tale" Take James home and every morning for Breakfast make him as much Toast as he can eat, this will give him Fibre and you will see a marked improvement in the size of his Pen.s" Following morning James comes down to Breakfast and sees a whole Loaf toasted on the Table. "Wow all this toast for me Mam?. She says "No love, the first three slices are yours, the rest is for your Dad."

Well that did not work.... :doh:

I know I`m a thick old sod... :nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::crying1:
I notice nobody is disputing this with you. :imoutahere:
 

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Mother takes 8 year old son to the Doctors for a check up and afterwards tells him to wait outside. "Doctor i am worried about our James Willy, it seems so small, how will he go on when he is older?" The Doc. tells her that this is normal and that nature will take its course but he can see that she is still worried and decides to give her an" Old wives tale" Take James home and every morning for Breakfast make him as much Toast as he can eat, this will give him Fibre and you will see a marked improvement in the size of his Pen.s" Following morning James comes down to Breakfast and sees a whole Loaf toasted on the Table. "Wow all this toast for me Mam?. She says "No love, the first three slices are yours, the rest is for your Dad."

Well that did not work.... :doh:

I know I`m a thick old sod... :nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::nod::crying1:
I think you need to read Jims post again. I didn't follow the instructions first time either.
 
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What a clever bunch of motorhomers you are. :clap2:

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As above šŸ˜‚

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I wonder how many forumites will use it to share how they feel about each other!

Now I come to think of it, and all the personal inferred and blatant abuse Iā€™ve had from many on here.:mad:

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Oh! To help Captain Yoghurtpot maybe that should NOT be a spoiler...
But behind the vertical 3 dots - the one nearest the " (quote).

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