If the sXXt hits the fan were would you go (1 Viewer)

[knokinonabit]

Drive the MH to a big open piece of land next to RAF Leeming,
paint a big target on the top,
sit inside and try and drink all of my stock,
and say "This is where you get what you deserve f***ing AutoTrail".

 

[Gauntlet]

Harris or Lewis , I'd quite "enjoy " Armageddon there !

Same it is indeed a fantastic place

 

[MHVirgins]

Harris or Lewis , I'd quite "enjoy " Armageddon there !

Our daughter and her fiance are on Eigg at the moment

 

[Mike B]

Whatever funster meet is on, might as well go with friends.

 

[magicsurfbus]

Anyone sussed out where they would go in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

I'd go to the nearest place in town where all the teenagers hang out transfixed by their mobile phones, then the Zombies would take pity on me and ignore me.

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[ourcampersbeentrashed]

I'd go and stand next to Keith Richards.

and I thought he was dead @)

 

[Larrynwin]

Our daughter and her fiance are on Eigg at the moment

Is that egg n chips

 

[Larrynwin]

Rather not know it's coming, but with a warning just consume alcohol in case of pain

 

[Scout]

Is that egg n chips

cant rtemember when I last had proper egg n chips

 

[Wildman]

Straight to Hell with any luck, always warm and someone always cooking, hee hee

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[MHVirgins]

OK, so if we know we don't have long and we're almost intoxicated by wine, beer and malt whisky (we've got several bottles here we can share!). What favourite song would you like to play/hear before we all go?
Crikey.......it's getting more morbid by the minute......
Ours would be anything by the Eagles

 

[Scout]

Allways look on the bright side of life, come on sing up you know you want to

 

[Barclaybasher]

Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire

 

[Barclaybasher]

Cheer Up !! - There's always Zager and Evans




https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yesyhQkYrQM

 

[kcy]

My bed

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[MHVirgins]

This one might be appropriate as well.........

 

[TerryL]

A council just up the road has declared itself a nuclear-free zone, so I'll just pop up there. Should be ok, shouldn't it??????????????

 

[JJ]

I would just pop along to the VIPs Only bomb proof survival shelter that my people got me a special pass for and hang out there with Old-Mo until the all clear came in a few years time.


JJ

 

[PP Bear]

Under the quilt, everyone knows that you're safe under the quilt

 

[mandymops]

Probably go with motorhome in case I had to move but my base would be to my log cabin in the wilds of Argyll. I have log burner and plenty of trees, fresh water in the Loch and fish.

Address please. I quite fancy the sound of that.

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[jonandshell]

On the way to the Bring and Buy, we noticed there was a secret bunker in Nantwich!

It is very well road signed and ,errrrr, not really very secret!

 

[rangi]

Why bother! if you are in a 3 mile radius, hey ho ! you are part of the "dust cloud".
Anywhere within 10 miles, Well! enjoy your couple of weeks, till you die retching and covered in your own excretia
In line or under the drifting dust cloud? Pray for means to top yerself! it's going to be a slow agonising death, 6 months? 6 years? The birds will die first, so you will be covered in insects for a while.
Go somewhere in the wilds?
Here comes the dust cloud!
Give up drinking, smoking, eating meat, glutin, wheat,, you are still going to die!

When the big bang comes! you either curl up, legs over yer head and kiss yer arse goodbye, or, enjoy what little time you have left! cause on this little island there ain't no room to manouver!

 

[pappajohn]

Have you lot got time machines ?

The 4 minute warning of the 1960's was such because thats how long it would take a russian nuclear missile to reach our shores.

Todays ICBM could do the same in half that time.....you wont even have time to warm the van up.

 

[pappajohn]

Under the quilt, everyone knows that you're safe under the quilt

Wrong !!!!!

We all know the only thing you're safe from under the quilt is the creature that lives in the wardrobe after dark.

 

[dickieo]

Me , I would find where teflon Tony was and go and stand next to him .

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[Larrynwin]

Think I would sing what Dad used to sing after a few bevvies

There's an old mill by the stream,
Nellie Dean!
Where we used to sit and dream,
Nellie Dean!
And the waters as they flow
Seem to murmur soft and low.
You're my heart's desire.
I love you,
Nellie Dean! Sweet Nellie Dean!

 

[rangi]

Ah! hah! I've had second thoughts on the OPs thread!

The thread was summin' like "where would you go?"




Heaven!

 

[Scout]

Ah! hah! I've had second thoughts on the OPs thread!

The thread was summin' like "where would you go?"




Heaven!

enlightenment at last

 

[RS_rob]

OK, so if we know we don't have long and we're almost intoxicated by wine, beer and malt whisky (we've got several bottles here we can share!). What favourite song would you like to play/hear before we all go?
Crikey.......it's getting more morbid by the minute......
Ours would be anything by the Eagles

With a banging Head