I wasn't expecting that !!

[Barclaybasher]

Pulled into picnic area on the A2 in Spain on my way to Barcelona at about 3 this afternoon

Just one truck and a car and a couple of old blokes wandering about.

Opened my drivers door, took my shoes and socks off and doused my feet with water - as you do

Both blokes seemed to be interested in the van. One came over and started chatting in Spanish......next thing he had his hand on my knee trying to get up my shorts

A quick 'Adios', door closed and on my way...

 

[BRASH]

Pulled into picnic area on the A2 in Spain on my way to Barcelona at about 3 this afternoon

Just one truck and a car and a couple of old blokes wandering about.

Opened my drivers door, took my shoes and socks off and doused my feet with water - as you do

Both blokes seemed to be interested in the van. One came over and started chatting in Spanish......next thing he had his hand on my knee trying to get up my shorts

A quick 'Adios', door closed and on my way...

I find that a rather hefty punch to the throat tends to curtail that kind of behaviour .

 

[pappajohn]

I find that a rather hefty punch to the throat tends to curtail that kind of behaviour .

Kick in the nuts... Give him somewhere to put his hands for a while.
I reckon Barclaybasher was too much of a gentleman.

 

[Phill D]

I had to read your post twice as i first read he had his hands on your "keys"! ...i'm with PappaJohn and would include a large amount of internationally understood expletives....

 

[Jim]

I've told you to re-paint your van Vic

Vics van

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[Richard n Ann]

You can't fool us. I bet you were gagging for it ??

 

[Puddleduck]

I would have thrown the rest of the water at him - and possibly the container to follow!

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Didn't you know that taking your socks off and washing your feet was a come on to older Spanish gents

 

[robnchris]

Oh come on aren't we blowing this all out of proportion, the chap was just being friendly and obviously worried about your feet, just a comforting gesture from a friendly fellow traveller.
Was he by any chance walking his DOG.....

 

[Enword]

Perhaps Barclaybasher translates to bashing the Bishop in Spanish

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[hilldweller]

One came over and started chatting in Spanish......next thing he had his hand on my knee trying to get up my shorts

You can still pull 'em at your age. You should be proud.

 

[Just smiffy]

Perhaps he was a reflexologist....?

 

[Barclaybasher]

You can still pull 'em at your age. You should be proud.

But Brian....just old blokes?

 

[Janine]

Perhaps he was a reflexologist....?

I reckon that would test the reflexes alright ?

 

[Robert Clark]

next thing he had his hand on my knee trying to get up my shorts

Maybe your choice of shorts attracted this unwanted attention

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[John.]

But Brian....just old blokes?

Might have been a lady in drag ?

 

[hilldweller]

But Brian....just old blokes?

Better than any offer I've had this week.

 

[Trixie]

Are you sure you weren’t advertising a bit of Motorhome Fun.

 

[Barclaybasher]

Maybe your choice of shorts attracted this unwanted attention

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Nice selfie.........

 

[EX51SSS]

Perhaps Barclaybasher translates to bashing the Bishop in Spanish

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[nicholsong]

Did you get his name and telephone number for future?

 

[Barclaybasher]

Did you get his name and telephone number for future?

No but he passed on his regards.....

 

[Gooney]

No wonder you rejected his advances, you should have told him he had no chance without kisses first

 

[movan]

Pulled into picnic area on the A2 in Spain on my way to Barcelona at about 3 this afternoon

Just one truck and a car and a couple of old blokes wandering about.

Opened my drivers door, took my shoes and socks off and doused my feet with water - as you do

Both blokes seemed to be interested in the van. One came over and started chatting in Spanish......next thing he had his hand on my knee trying to get up my shorts

A quick 'Adios', door closed and on my way...

Lol. How far up did he have to go?

 

[Barclaybasher]

Lol. How far up did he have to go?

Joy..!!....you are awfull - but I like you

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[movan]

Joy..!!....you are awfull - but I like you

I meant before you complained, young man.

 

[old-mo]

Lol. How far up did he have to go?

Not far Joy....

He gave it to him on a plate... nearly... just like this bloke..

 

[keithchesterfield2]

It's that bl**dy sticker MotorhomeFun - it means Diversion Autocaravana in Spanish - urban speak for 'ready for a bit of hanky panky' - allegedly

 

[Barclaybasher]

Not far Joy....

He gave it to him on a plate... nearly... just like this bloke..

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Should you be sharing family photos mo?