How to drink Beer Warning

[Top Hat]

At Whitby lovely cl laying down dozing on the lounger 26c a bottle of ice cold beer at my side, I reach over and take a nice cooling drink and feel a excruciating pain in my mouth, I had been stung on the tongue by a Wasp that had crawled into the bottle as I dozed......within minutes I was feeling faint and the whole of my body was covered in hives (red welts) and I could scratch my skin off, I took 2 antihistamine tablets and within 2/3 hour the symptom started to lesson, it was touch and go if we rang a ambulance or not.
The lesson learnt carry medication and check your bottle or glass before drinking.

 

[Kevan]

At Whitby lovely cl laying down dozing on the lounger 26c a bottle of ice cold beer at my side, I reach over and take a nice cooling drink and feel a excruciating pain in my mouth, I had been stung on the tongue by a Wasp that had crawled into the bottle as I dozed......within minutes I was feeling faint and the whole of my body was covered in hives (red welts) and I could scratch my skin off, I took 2 antihistamine tablets and within 2/3 hour the symptom started to lesson, it was touch and go if we rang a ambulance or not.
The lesson learnt carry medication and check your bottle or glass before drinking.

The Moral being, you must not sleep when there is beer to be drunk

 

[Figaro]

There are a lot of wasps around this year

 

[Bognor Saint]

Nasty. Anaphalactic shock quite common.
We had problems with seagulls in Devon last month but that's another story.( not in a beer bottle though)

 

[nicholsong]

Cans are worse than bottles.

Always pour into a glass. Only oiks drink from bottles and cans.

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[MANGOFORTH]

Cans are worse than bottles.

Always pour into a glass. Only oiks drink from bottles and cans.

Pour from one shape of glass to another shape of glass ?

 

[mike mcglynn]

An old boss of mine was playing bowls and having an evening pint ,when he took a sip and swallowed a wasp which stung him on the tongue ,he nearly choked as his tongue was so swollen and he was panicking.A swift trip to a&e was called for .

 

[Top Hat]

Cans are worse than bottles.

Always pour into a glass. Only oiks drink from bottles and cans.

You being a obviously cultured person you maybe able to advise me on which finger you hold up when drinking..... is it the little finger or the MIDDLE finger ?

 

[Aubs]

I have to carry an Epipen Just in case I ever get stung by wasps following loosing my brother after he got stung.
Anyone who starts to feel faint, short or breath or experience signs of abnormal swelling from a wasp sting should call 999 without fail.

 

[nicholsong]

You being a obviously cultured person you maybe able to advise me on which finger you hold up when drinking..... is it the little finger or the MIDDLE finger ?

Well of course the answer to you is 'Middle finger' -shall I demonstrate the action?

With a beer glass one grasps in one's fist like a man.

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[tonka]

No problem with my drinking cans.
No wasp will ever get past my tap. !!

 

[PeteH]

Ouch!!. Similar thing happened to my Pal last August. He has now resurrected his old RAF days, German Beer Stein for outdoor drinking. It has the lid.

On a serious not we lost a good friend in the 80`s. Sadly he took anaphylactic shock and collapsed outside a pub! several people passed before one realised he was NOT pissed but dying.

 

[Yorick]

We don't have any bees or wasps. So drinking is super safe here

 

[Odd-no-more]

Cans are worse than bottles.

Always pour into a glass. Only oiks drink from bottles and cans.

Don't know why but I will drink from a bottle but not a can

 

[dabhand]

Nasty. Anaphalactic shock quite common.
We had problems with seagulls in Devon last month but that's another story.( not in a beer bottle though)

What sort of problems did you get with seagulls with anaphylactic shock ?

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[Camping Gaza]

Ohhhh er... I didn't know seagulls could sting. Bet that's nasty.

 

[busby]

At Whitby lovely cl laying down dozing on the lounger 26c a bottle of ice cold beer at my side, I reach over and take a nice cooling drink and feel a excruciating pain in my mouth, I had been stung on the tongue by a Wasp that had crawled into the bottle as I dozed......within minutes I was feeling faint and the whole of my body was covered in hives (red welts) and I could scratch my skin off, I took 2 antihistamine tablets and within 2/3 hour the symptom started to lesson, it was touch and go if we rang a ambulance or not.
The lesson learnt carry medication and check your bottle or glass before drinking.

Dont drink out of a bottle,,probably see it swimming in a glass,,See folk in pubs drinking beer out of bottles ???,,Why,,Landlords dog has probably peed all over the bottles why they were in the back yard,,BUSBY

 

[sonny]

Dont drink out of a bottle,,probably see it swimming in a glass,,See folk in pubs drinking beer out of bottles ???,,Why,,Landlords dog has probably peed all over the bottles why they were in the back yard,,BUSBY

Or rats

 

[Yorick]

Dont drink out of a bottle,,probably see it swimming in a glass,,See folk in pubs drinking beer out of bottles ???,,Why,,Landlords dog has probably peed all over the bottles why they were in the back yard,,BUSBY

I've always drunk Newkie Brown from the bottle. Lots of folk here drink from bottles in bars.

 

[Larrynwin]

We have clip on screw cap tops for cans and when drinking from a bottle always clip the top on between swigs.
Hope you’re ok soon

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[Top Hat]

We have clip on screw cap tops for cans and when drinking from a bottle always clip the top on between swigs.
Hope you’re ok soon

Thank you, yes feeling fine now

 

[Chris]

I am just back from Corfu and the bloody wasps there were awful and ruddy great big hornets who stopped by to drink my beer and then sod off

Apparently it’s even worse in September.

 

[busby]

I've always drunk Newkie Brown from the bottle. Lots of folk here drink from bottles in bars.

Do here,,can't understand it,,fashion.BUSBY.

 

[steve 6644]

At Whitby lovely cl laying down dozing on the lounger 26c a bottle of ice cold beer at my side, I reach over and take a nice cooling drink and feel a excruciating pain in my mouth, I had been stung on the tongue by a Wasp that had crawled into the bottle as I dozed......within minutes I was feeling faint and the whole of my body was covered in hives (red welts) and I could scratch my skin off, I took 2 antihistamine tablets and within 2/3 hour the symptom started to lesson, it was touch and go if we rang a ambulance or not.
The lesson learnt carry medication and check your bottle or glass before drinking.

Thank God it wasn't a condom...


Call a parahooker!
Get the swelling down!
Take an antipisstamine!
Hope to God someone knows about mouth to nob resuscitation!
Keep it secret, keep it safe!
Do your flies up
Hang tough.

 

[Yorick]

Do here,,can't understand it,,fashion.BUSBY.

The bottle and beer are cold in the fridge. Why pour it into a warm glass ?

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[Rob Hammond]

There are a lot of wasps around this year

All getting pissed

 

[Geo]

What's all the fuss.
Wasps in beer?
For gawd sake they don't drink that much.

 

[Sandancers]

I've always drunk Newkie Brown from the bottle. Lots of folk here drink from bottles in bars.

The CORRECT way to drink Newcastle Brown Ale is to pour it from the bottle into a Schooner glass, which is like a half pint glass, and keep topping up the glass. These instructions used to be printed on the bottle labels, don't think they are now. Repeat when glass is empty until you can no longer form the correct words to order another.

This was an educational announcement to help Southern Softies.

 

[Yorick]

The CORRECT way to drink Newcastle Brown Ale is to pour it from the bottle into a Schooner glass, which is like a half pint glass, and keep topping up the glass. These instructions used to be printed on the bottle labels, don't think they are now. Repeat when glass is empty until you can no longer form the correct words to order another.

This was an educational announcement to help Southern Softies.

I used to love the way the beer would aerate in the throat as it came out of the bottle. That's the way we all supped it in Bradistan

 

[robnchris]

I don't drink anymore....

I also don't drink any LESS......

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