Embarrassing toilet question

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  1. Swift

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    How many rolls of paper should I take for a month in France, 2 adults, 2 children, only one curry eater.

    Should I take a toilet seat as some places I went last year didn't have them? :Eeek: and what is the best type of rucksack to carry it in? :winky:

    Thanks
     
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    whats up with a newspaper its only as shit in wot they print
     
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    This is wot u want Swifty[​IMG]and about 8 bog rolls:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  6. Swift

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    Listen I have serious packing to do, can anyone talk some sense, I am going to FRANCE for goodness sake, and you know what their toilet hygiene is like, I want to make sure I am prepared :Angry:

    I only have TWO more days left to pack!!!!
     
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    the best think is count how many shits you do then had how much paper you use
     
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    Thought most modern motorhomes had Cassette Toilets fitted.. :Cool:
     
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    WELL!!!!!! you asked you dont say how many of your travellers are female cos they use more bog roll than boys see at home I use one a week an me missis uses about fourthey do sell them in France you know they aren`t heathens you know they just foreign:RollEyes::RollEyes::RollEyes::RollEyes:
     
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    Simple mathematics!! One scraper, One wiper and one polisher per person per day. :thumb: Add em up, simples. :Eeek:
     
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    mine ways the load you do:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    You could halve the paper you think you will need...

    Use both sides... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    assuming one good shit per person per day .. and each uses two sheets per wipe

    2 x 4 x 30 = 240 .. that = 2.4 rolls .. but take three rolls in case anyone has a dose .. no point in skimping ..

    however .. females use at least one roll per day on wees .. so add 30 more for each female ..

    better solution .. fit another top box and fill it with loo rolls.. = .. job(bie) done :winky:
     
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    my wife just stamps her feet:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    We normally do not to turds in the cassette if possible, we would use the facilities of the site, or if wild use and restaurant toilets. It will be 3 female (2 x kids), 1 male. I am concious of the space element of the paper, but I do like my puppies and find the French stuff a bit rough :Blush:

    Anyway, I have worked out the drinks cabinet, thats the belly locker full then :ROFLMAO:
     
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    am sure this is Jim setting us up
     
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    Don't take any, shoping is part of the experiance.

    Doug...
     
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    belly locker.. ?

    that's where this thread should be :RollEyes:
     
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    Is this like a time and MOTION study ???:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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