Embarrassing toilet question

[Swift]

How many rolls of paper should I take for a month in France, 2 adults, 2 children, only one curry eater.

Should I take a toilet seat as some places I went last year didn't have them? and what is the best type of rucksack to carry it in?

Thanks

 

[Hayleylulu]

whats up with a newspaper its only as shit in wot they print

 

[ShiftZZ]

 

[wasp]

This is wot u want Swifty

and about 8 bog rolls

 

[Road Runner]

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[Swift]

Listen I have serious packing to do, can anyone talk some sense, I am going to FRANCE for goodness sake, and you know what their toilet hygiene is like, I want to make sure I am prepared :Angry:

I only have TWO more days left to pack!!!!

 

[scotjimland]

 

[Hayleylulu]

Listen I have serious packing to do, can anyone talk some sense, I am going to FRANCE for goodness sake, and you know what their toilet hygiene is like, I want to make sure I am prepared :Angry:

I only have TWO more days left to pack!!!!

the best think is count how many shits you do then had how much paper you use

 

[old-mo]

Thought most modern motorhomes had Cassette Toilets fitted.. :Cool:

 

[wasp]

WELL!!!!!! you asked you dont say how many of your travellers are female cos they use more bog roll than boys see at home I use one a week an me missis uses about fourthey do sell them in France you know they aren`t heathens you know they just foreign

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[Munchie]

Simple mathematics!! One scraper, One wiper and one polisher per person per day. :thumb: Add em up, simples.

 

[Hayleylulu]

Thought most modern motorhomes had Cassette Toilets fitted.. :Cool:

mine ways the load you do

 

[old-mo]

You could halve the paper you think you will need...

Use both sides...

 

[scotjimland]

the best think is count how many shits you do then had how much paper you use

assuming one good shit per person per day .. and each uses two sheets per wipe

2 x 4 x 30 = 240 .. that = 2.4 rolls .. but take three rolls in case anyone has a dose .. no point in skimping ..

however .. females use at least one roll per day on wees .. so add 30 more for each female ..

better solution .. fit another top box and fill it with loo rolls.. = .. job(bie) done

 

[Hayleylulu]

assuming one good shit per person per day .. and each uses two sheets per wipe

2 x 4 x 30 = 240 .. that = 2.4 rolls .. but take three rolls in case anyone has a dose .. no point in scrimping ..

however .. females use at least one roll per day on wees .. so add 30 more for each female ..

better solution .. fit another top box and fill it with loo rolls.. = .. job(bie) done

my wife just stamps her feet

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[Swift]

We normally do not to turds in the cassette if possible, we would use the facilities of the site, or if wild use and restaurant toilets. It will be 3 female (2 x kids), 1 male. I am concious of the space element of the paper, but I do like my puppies and find the French stuff a bit rough :Blush:

Anyway, I have worked out the drinks cabinet, thats the belly locker full then

 

[Hayleylulu]

We normally do not to turds in the cassette if possible, we would use the facilities of the site, or if wild use and restaurant toilets. It will be 3 female (2 x kids), 1 male. I am concious of the space element of the paper, but I do like my puppies and find the French stuff a bit rough :Blush:

Anyway, I have worked out the drinks cabinet, thats the belly locker full then

am sure this is Jim setting us up

 

[Douglas]

Don't take any, shoping is part of the experiance.

Doug...

 

[scotjimland]

Anyway, I have worked out the drinks cabinet, thats the belly locker full then

belly locker.. ?

that's where this thread should be

 

[tonka]

the best think is count how many shits you do then had how much paper you use

Is this like a time and MOTION study ???

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[wasp]

If French bog rolls are a bit rough take same sand paper an smooth it off whilst you`re sat on it contemplatingdo what the muslims do use wipes an drop em in a carrier bag an bin em

 

[scotjimland]

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[Geordie and the Dragon]

Embarassing Toilet Question

I thought the problem was with the Unpacking rather than the Packing ! Ha ha

 

[Swift]

Don't take any, shoping is part of the experiance.

Doug...

I have a HUGE Waeco freezer, well two in fact (one slightly smaller) and will be taking ENGLISH FOOD, currys and the like, none of that foreign muck thanks :thumb:

 

[scotjimland]

I have a HUGE Waeco freezer, well two in fact (one slightly smaller) and will be taking [HI]ENGLISH FOOD, currys [/HI]and the like, none of that foreign muck thanks :thumb:

what a comedian ... you should be on the stage .... :thumb:

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[bernardfeay]

lots of humour on this subject but we only ever take paper towel. multi purpose and all that. if we have access to some trees I go behind them and take 3 sheets. If we are in town I have 3 sheets carefully placed in my underpants (in case they don't have any). If all else fails we take garbage bags and dump in there. Next day or sooner, we leave it behind for the bin men.

On a much more serious note..... the spell checker on this site pulled me up for spelling humour like that. They wanted me to spell it humor.

Are there secret yanks at the back of this site. They need to be flushed out. pronto.

 

[Hayleylulu]

you can do what jj dose he shits in the woods then he dose wot the bears do wipes his ass on the grass

 

[Swift]

Jim, I just tried two pieces per wipe and it doesn't work, you must wipe VERY gently, I had a fingers through issue, mind you I'm not sure if that particular roll was a puppy one or a Lidl one :Blush: I have done a calculation on 4 sheets per wipe, so off to waitrose in the morning for 2 x 12 packs

 

[scotjimland]

Jim, I just tried two pieces per wipe and it doesn't work, you must wipe VERY gently, I had a fingers through issue, mind you I'm not sure if that particular roll was a puppy one or a Lidl one :Blush: I have done a calculation on 4 sheets per wipe, so off to waitrose in the morning for 2 x 12 packs

FOUR sheets ... that's extravagant.. verging on wasteful

well, suppose you could fold and save for the next person ..

 

[Hayleylulu]

i think there's a lot of shit going on here

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