Ok. Wats the point of the little tab on the corner of packs of bacon? I have never been able to open the pack using it. Have you?
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It's there to totally pi$$ people off first thing in the morning - bacon rage - stab the pack with knife, fork, anything.................feel much better then
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Buy bacon from your local butcher instead.
No plastic packaging, just delicious strata of succulent meat.
No plastic packaging, just delicious strata of succulent meat.
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And no ten gallons of water either!.
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Buy bacon from your local butcher instead.
No plastic packaging, just delicious strata of succulent meat.
A terrible thread...
I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business!
In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...
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Hi LilacMoss.
I am the best bacon fryer in the Universe,but.................... i am afraid you will have to keep drooling,i am still married to my first wife and i am more afraid of her than ANYTHING else in the world LOL !
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I am the best bacon fryer in the Universe,but.................... i am afraid you will have to keep drooling,i am still married to my first wife and i am more afraid of her than ANYTHING else in the world LOL !
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Toots
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Just because you play for Man United, it dosent stop you playing away from Old Trafford every other week.
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It's a childproof device to prevent Muslim children enjoying proper food.
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Are you telling us porkies??
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You can always tell cheap bacon by the water that comes out of it and the white scummy froth when you fry it .
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Is this still bacon, or Muslim children??
Can't like that Toots or I'll be on the racist, murdering fascist list with you again.
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True and then after dirtying the pan it tastes like....................................................shyte!
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Snap....
I salivate with white scummy froth when I fry it too.
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Our local butcher provides fantastic meat at a good price.
Because we are frequent customers, my wife was given a sturdy shoulder bag printed with the butcher's details.
She walks around town with a bag advertising 'Andrew's Quality Meat'.
All publicity is good publicity, I say.
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Andrew of theHutchies
Because we are frequent customers, my wife was given a sturdy shoulder bag printed with the butcher's details.
She walks around town with a bag advertising 'Andrew's Quality Meat'.
All publicity is good publicity, I say.
Regards,
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Don't know,That's rabies..............................
Never fried dog yet.
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You were never off it mate.Can't like that Toots or I'll be on the racist, murdering fascist list with you again.
You just left me alone to fight the forces of the far left.......
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Make sure she never lets a black pudding hang out over the edge of that bag.....or
Even a couple of onions either
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Does he, indeed........
Hmmmmmmmmmm........
Enough said.......
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Might be interested in making your bed.
Dearest Toots.....you're already spoken for with your football manager who wouldn't let you transfer to my team...
....besides I know what being married to a squaddie is like...
...and as you're spoken for too Sir Bacon Lancelot....I'd be very afraid of your Lady Guin too....
That's rabies..............................
....and suddenly this thread is very dangerous...
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@bertiebasset & @Tootles ...
If we ever get together at a rally the rest of the visitors may not even be safe in the same parish as us three !
If we ever get together at a rally the rest of the visitors may not even be safe in the same parish as us three !
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Hi.
All this Bangersing on about bacon! and a Sausage hanging out of a bag... Leverson will scupper this post before to link ooops LONG
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All this Bangersing on about bacon! and a Sausage hanging out of a bag... Leverson will scupper this post before to link ooops LONG
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