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Barclaybasher

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Ok. Wats the point of the little tab on the corner of packs of bacon? I have never been able to open the pack using it. Have you?

It's there to totally pi$$ people off first thing in the morning - bacon rage - stab the pack with knife, fork, anything.................feel much better then
(y)(y)

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Buy bacon from your local butcher instead.
No plastic packaging, just delicious strata of succulent meat. :)

A terrible thread...;)

I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business! :censored: In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...:love::lips:

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Hi LilacMoss.
I am the best bacon fryer in the Universe,but.................... i am afraid you will have to keep drooling,i am still married to my first wife and i am more afraid of her than ANYTHING else in the world LOL !
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I stab mine and rip the top off an leave to dry for about a week than grill it to death
 

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Our local butcher provides fantastic meat at a good price.
Because we are frequent customers, my wife was given a sturdy shoulder bag printed with the butcher's details.

She walks around town with a bag advertising 'Andrew's Quality Meat'.

All publicity is good publicity, I say.

Regards,
Andrew of theHutchies
 

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Can't like that Toots or I'll be on the racist, murdering fascist list with you again.:D;)
You were never off it mate. (y) You just left me alone to fight the forces of the far left.......:cry::cry:

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Our local butcher provides fantastic meat at a good price.
Because we are frequent customers, my wife was given a sturdy shoulder bag printed with the butcher's details.

She walks around town with a bag advertising 'Andrew's Quality Meat'.

All publicity is good publicity, I say.

Regards,
Andrew of theHutchies
Make sure she never lets a black pudding hang out over the edge of that bag.....or
Even a couple of onions either :D
 

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Might be interested in making your bed. :)(y)(y)(y);)

Dearest Toots.....you're already spoken for with your football manager who wouldn't let you transfer to my team...

....besides I know what being married to a squaddie is like...:ROFLMAO:

Hi LilacMoss.
I am the best bacon fryer in the Universe,but.................... i am afraid you will have to keep drooling,i am still married to my first wife and i am more afraid of her than ANYTHING else in the world LOL !
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...and as you're spoken for too Sir Bacon Lancelot....I'd be very afraid of your Lady Guin too....

That's rabies..............................:D:D:D:D:D

Hey Tootles I like children but I couldn`t eat a whole one

....and suddenly this thread is very dangerous...:rofl:
 
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All this Bangersing on about bacon! and a Sausage hanging out of a bag... Leverson will scupper this post before to link ooops LONG
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