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[LilacMoss]

 

[Ockerron]

A terrible thread...

I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business! In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...

Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice! But you will be very welcome to breakfast with us as we will definitely be having bacon! If I can get into the packaging.......

 

[Bertie Bassett]

[B][U]@bertiebasset[/U][/B] & @Tootles ...
If we ever get together at a rally the rest of the visitors may not even be safe in the same parish as us three !

That's my young cousin..........................but you're right, the bacon bap will never taste the same!
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[Deleted34567]

Hi.
All this Bangersing on about bacon! and a Sausage hanging out of a bag... Leverson will scupper this post before to link ooops LONG
Tea Bag

No he won't.
We will eat it first.....
And a tea bag in the house.......
LADS....
Grubs up !

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice! But you will be very welcome to breakfast with us as we will definitely be having bacon! If I can get into the packaging.......

Quality return to the thread there 19....................a privilege to watch!

 

[Deleted34567]

That's my young cousin..........................but you're right, the bacon bap will never taste the same!
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I wouldn't trust any of you pair to cook a bacon butty for me.
Probably be full of pedigree chum or something such vile..
Question is...
Will you trust me

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[LilacMoss]

@Gerri19 Bless you sweetheart..& thank you...and I think he just might...lol Will scissors help...with the bacon opening ceremony of course!!

 

[Tootles]

Well, I'm afraid you can't marry me as I'm already married and my husband might notice!

Agreed, but we could all watch...........

 

[Deleted34567]

Agreed, but we could all watch...........

Convert to Muslim... Problem sorted......no
Bollox
No bacon

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[Bertie Bassett]

I wouldn't trust any of you pair to cook a bacon butty for me.
Probably be full of pedigree chum or something such vile..
Question is...
Will you trust me

No....................and chum currys up nicely!!

 

[Carol]

A terrible thread...

I'm so drooling here..again! Need a proper fry up now...and very soon! Anyone fancy making my breakfast at Chester...? I'll even stay quiet and not distract you whilst you're cooking it...well it is serious business! In fact if you cook it well...I might even marry you...

Did you know on Sunday morning in the marquee we will be having Bacon Rolls cooked for everyone, so in a way you will get your wish. x

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Agreed, but we could all watch...........

It's that song again.............................'Only Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Toots'............. but I just had to like it Ladies!

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[Tootles]

Will scissors help...with the bacon opening ceremony of course!

Is this really about bacon, or do you mean the age old Jewish ceremony of Bris Milah??

 

[LilacMoss]

No....................and chum currys up nicely!!

Can tell you've eaten ration packs....

 

[Bertie Bassett]

Can tell you've eaten ration packs....

Pedigree Chum before Menu C and E any day

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[LilacMoss]

Did you know on Sunday morning in the marquee we will be having Bacon Rolls cooked for everyone, so in a way you will get your wish. x

I did not know...where's the queue?

 

[Carol]

I did not know...where's the queue?

On the form you have filled in from the first page of the Chester thread it asks how many bacon rolls you want, also if you want a name badge and a name thing to put in your van, have you filled it in

 

[LilacMoss]

On the form you have filled in from the first page of the Chester thread it asks how many bacon rolls you want, also if you want a name badge and a name thing to put in your van, have you filled it in

Carol...I do recall filing it in....but can't remember how many bacon rolls I wanted...maybe the new name badge should read "Dozy Girl"

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[Carol]

Carol...I do recall filing it in....but can't remember how many bacon rolls I wanted...maybe the new name badge should read "Dozy Girl"

Oh no 'Lilac Moss'is my favourite forum name, don't worry the number you put down is only a guesstmet x

 

[LilacMoss]

.....the number you put down is only a guesstmet x

Well that's me scuppered then...it'll only be one...

P's And thank you for lovely compliment...hugggs

 

[Deleted34567]

Is this really about bacon, or do you mean the age old Jewish ceremony of Bris Milah??

Yes, thread is about bacon Tootles.
Streaky bacon
You know the type...
Tons of skin on it.

Scissors ?!

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[LilacMoss]

[QUOTE="Jonkil, post: 1361375, member: 34567"

Scissors ?![/QUOTE]

Yes...those things that can cut open the fancy packaging....and cut ALL the fat off within a millimeter of its life...leaving just the pink flesh...a perfect operation! My Mum did it...leaving a totally destroyed...bacon sarnie...she was a total veggie

 

[Tootles]

Yes, thread is about bacon Tootles.
Streaky bacon
You know the type...
Tons of skin on it.

Scissors ?!

Reminds me of a joke. A policeman finds a little lad crying on the steps of a synagogue. He asks him whatever is the matter. "Just been in there" says the lad, pointing to the doors, "and someone pinched my pullover......"

 

[Deleted34567]

Yes...those things that can cut open the fancy packaging....and cut ALL the fat off within a millimeter of its life...leaving just the pink flesh...a perfect operation! My Mum did it...leaving a totally destroyed...bacon sarnie...she was a total veggie

Was she Jewish ?

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[Deleted34567]

Reminds me of a joke. A policeman finds a little lad crying on the steps of a synagogue. He asks him whatever is the matter. "Just been in there" says the lad, pointing to the doors, "and someone pinched my pullover......"

Just like the four Jewish National Front members.
Four skins they were.

 

[MikeandCarolyn]

Surprise,surprise-Carolyn just shouted from the kitchen "It worked"
Sainsburys butchers choice packet just opened easily by pulling the tab.
We have g/children staying ,so,they get the cheap stuff

 

[Trikeman]

Surprise,surprise-Carolyn just shouted from the kitchen "It worked"
Sainsburys butchers choice packet just opened easily by pulling the tab.
We have g/children staying ,so,they get the cheap stuff

Oh' I can smell the bacon cooking from here Mike - bowl of bran flakes for me though.

Trikeman.

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[Tootles]

Sainsburys butchers choice packet

More like Sainsbury's Water Board Workers choice. No 'butcher' ever got a look in! You can take a swim in the amount of water in each pack.

 

[Ockerron]

On the form you have filled in from the first page of the Chester thread it asks how many bacon rolls you want, also if you want a name badge and a name thing to put in your van, have you filled it in

Panicking now Carol! I left it to HWMBO to fill the form in, and he says he can't remember! Is there any way of checking to see if we have ordered sarnies...or more importantly name badges?

 

[LilacMoss]

Only one week to go this very moment...and I'll be a very happy lady...my bacon sarnie(s) just eaten in the company of happy funsters with ALL the choccy eggs ready in my moho for later...Bliss!

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