Anti-social Behaviour At Meets (1 Viewer)

[peterc10]

This weekend I attended a fun meet in Thetford. However whilst there I was appalled by the anti-sociable behaviour of a minority of funsters who insisted upon frying bacon in the morning. Do they not realise the adverse effect the smell of this has upon those of us of a delicate disposition who, for all sorts of reasons, are confined to cereals for breakfast. I have noticed this before at other meets but this practice seems to becoming more widespread of late.

I myself was so inconvenienced that I had to switch my large generator on so that the diesel fumes could act as a masking agent against the smell.

Surely we cannot let this go on any longer? Can I suggest that in the future a check point is set up at the entrance to all meets and rallies to enable all fridges to be searched and the offending articles removed and confiscated. I can, if our great and wise leader wishes, organise a disposal service for the confiscated articles at a very reasonable price. Only by this method will we be rid of this scourge.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

 

[retiringjoyce]

Soooo not gonna happen.lol

 

[Al-Di]

 

[rosalan]

I should like to formally complain about the smell from your generator, for there were several moments when the fumes totally blanked out the rich odours of bacon fat wafting across the morning air.
Alan

 

[old-mo]

Turn the radio up loud....

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[RowleyBirkinQC]

There is only one thing better than bacon....

.....MORE BACON!!

 

[Larrynwin]

And get a massive TV on the outside

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
There are WORSE !! things than the smell of Bacon plus the rest of a full English being cooked............. The fact thatYOU!! are NOT going to be the one eating it. So,who ever invented,"weetibangs" want them........ Tell you after the watershed,midnight LOL.
Tea Bag

 

[Cat53]

If disgusted of Tunbridge Wells cannot partake of the real deal, could he not eat turkey Rashers? Or pretend bacon?

 

[TheBig1]

fake bacon is as appealing as a cooked fake dog turd. long live the bacon butty

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[Mikey RV]

 

[Robert Clark]

This weekend I attended a fun meet in Thetford. However whilst there I was appalled by the anti-sociable behaviour of a minority of funsters who insisted upon frying bacon in the morning. Do they not realise the adverse effect the smell of this has upon those of us of a delicate disposition who, for all sorts of reasons, are confined to cereals for breakfast. I have noticed this before at other meets but this practice seems to becoming more widespread of late.

I myself was so inconvenienced that I had to switch my large generator on so that the diesel fumes could act as a masking agent against the smell.

Surely we cannot let this go on any longer? Can I suggest that in the future a check point is set up at the entrance to all meets and rallies to enable all fridges to be searched and the offending articles removed and confiscated. I can, if our great and wise leader wishes, organise a disposal service for the confiscated articles at a very reasonable price. Only by this method will we be rid of this scourge.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

You would have hated it parked near us yesterday morning...
Not only was there sizzling bacon, but also bread baking in the oven and to top it all the rich aroma of 'real' espresso coffee wafting around
Anyway, being confined to cereal is great, especially if you like eating shredded cardboard
It's All Bran for us this morning, but at least it keeps you regular

 

[Cat53]

M

fake bacon is as appealing as a cooked fake dog turd. long live the bacon butty

Have always wondered why people who are vegetarian,then spend their time manufacturing or buying fake sausages, pies etc. let it go people.

 

[Ninovan]

@Mikey RV . Love it! Where did you see that. Want one!

 

[Minxy]

There is only one thing better than bacon....

.....MORE BACON!!

.... and mushrooms!

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[JJ]

I myself was so inconvenienced that I had to switch my large generator on so that the diesel fumes could act as a masking agent against the smell.

I would be very interested in learning more about your diesel powered generator...

JJ

 

[Ninovan]

@MinxyGirl ...... and sausage, black pudding, beans, tomatoes, eggs, soda bread, potato farls & a big mug of tea.

 

[Minxy]

... ooo forgot about the mug of tea ... probably a bucket full would be better!

 

[peterc10]

I would be very interested in learning more about your diesel powered generator...

JJ

I had it made especially. I have a man that does that sort of thing for me you understand.

I believe he told me that he used an old diesel engine from a large site dumper. Had to remove the silencer because it was taking power out of the engine and I didn't need it anyway because I am deaf. It's on wheels and I tow it around with what my man calls a toad. Find it runs best on second hand vegetable oil he gets from Indian restaurants. I understand the spices add more power.

I call it my lucky mascot because whenever I take it with me I find that I always end up with plenty of room at the Aires and rallies I visit.

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

 

[JJ]

I had it made especially. I have a man that does that sort of thing for me you understand.

With a bit of Crowd Sourcing we could set up a business and sell them around the motorhome shows...

How about calling it a "Peace Maker"?

JJ

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[Judge Mental]

May I ever so humbly suggest you go to a few French meets? So as not to upset your delicate sensibilities?.....Warm croissants have a far more delicate aroma.....but still not to healthy I'm afraid

 

[peterc10]

With a bit of Crowd Sourcing we could set up a business and sell them around the motorhome shows...
JJ

No, you have lost me there. I am afraid I was never very good at the grubby business of trade. That's why Daddy left me so much money.

Disgusted

 

[JJ]

Of course Mr Disgusted...

Obviously we don't actually do anything ourselves... our people will do it but we could attend the board meetings. The lunches afterwards are mildly pleasant.

JJ

 

[peterc10]

May I ever so humbly suggest you go to a few French meets? So as not to upset your delicate sensibilities?.....Warm croissants have a far more delicate aroma.....but still not to healthy I'm afraid

Well said that man.

Croissants are good but I don't want to be going to France for them, what with all that foreign stuff like garlic. My man's mems sahb (forget her name) makes them specially for me each morning when I am at home. Do you think I should I tow a small caravan for her so that she can make them while I am away?

Disgusted

 

[peterc10]

Of course Mr Disgusted...

Obviously we don't actually do anything ourselves... our people will do it but we could attend the board meetings. The lunches afterwards are mildly pleasant.

JJ

Now you are talking young whipper snapper. Always up for a lunch.

I will get my secretary to contact yours to arrange. I have one or two lunch spots still available at both Cowes week and Henley. Full up for Glyndebourne I am afraid.

Disgusted

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[Wyaye wires]

Enter stage left Barclaybasher???

 

[Judge Mental]

Well said that man.

Croissants are good but I don't want to be going to France for them, what with all that foreign stuff like garlic. My man's mems sahb (forget her name) makes them specially for me each morning when I am at home. Do you think I should I tow a small caravan for her so that she can make them while I am away?

Disgusted

Lidl dear boy....LIDL!

 

[peterc10]

Lidl dear boy....LIDL!

Is that something to do with this new fangled lolspeak I read about in the Telegraph?

Disgusted

 

[Puddleduck]

And I thought the day couldn't get much better. Am laughing out loud!

 

[peterc10]

Enter stage left Barclaybasher???

Is that young Binky Barclay? He was my fag at school. Made the most wonderful toasted teacakes.

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