Ways I annoy my wife in the motorhome

[MrPG]

Between trips I like to reorganise the kitchen cupboards and storage.

 

[Fiddler]

Apparently I stand ‘in the way’ wherever I am!
Great thread by the way

 

[CAB96]

M

And me! There must be enough of us for it to be a syndrome or something.......

Me too.

Comes of going to the pub with friends who smoked, back before the ban.

 

[JockandRita]

Licking my plate, it drives her nuts.

My dear old Mum would give me a cuff round the ear if I licked my plate.....
.....but strangely enough, she didn't cuff my Dad round the ear when he did it. ..............

Cheers,

Jock.

 

[SarahBattyll]

I have enjoyed reading the responses - my main bugbear is I don’t like it when he drives as I hate the way he treats my gearbox, moans about the gears in general and then drives into every pothole - I wouldn’t drive his transit like that!
The other thing is trying to be helpful! Doing things in the wrong order, relating to setting up camp or taking down camp, because he doesn’t join me too often I’ve got into routines and I have to tell him to sit still touch nothing help with nothing and let me do everything- I’m soooo much happier that way
Ps I am absolutely nothing like that at home!!!!

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[Cowpat]

I drive my wife insane simply by being there, so she tells me

Since we have only a small waste bin I cut up bulky things like plastic trays etc. into small pieces to get stuff in and to increase the density of our bin.
Drives her to distraction.......
You.......?

 

[suavecarve]

And if you fold the crisp packet correctly you can use it as a spoon to eat the yogurt! Done it many times.

I need instructions !

 

[Jerrywh]

Insisting on having fresh whole bread toast with breakfast every morning no matter if we're on EHU or off grid. I cant make out if its all the crumbs or the hassle of standing over the grille to make sure it don't burn that gets Mrs W's goat.

Or you not being arsed to do it yourself?!

 

[Ducatian]

Interesting responses.
To round things off a bit I also fold things like crisp packets into a long strip and then tie a knot in them.
Anal or what.

I do that and throw them. They fly pretty well, until one landed in her teacup . . .

 

[Kybod]

Between trips I like to reorganise the kitchen cupboards and storage.

I do that and I'm solo, it really annoys me

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[suavecarve]

I am currently uploading what I hopefully think is a video that can only be seen by the link.
It may not be available until 1823 hrs or it may only be available until 1823 hrs.
That could be cet or bst

If successful with the small choo choo one I ll try the bigger falling out of a hamster wheel video

Here goes

 

[Bramidan]

You can bet if I want to get to a cupboard she’ll bleat and sigh because she needed to be there.
I’ll walk away and then get a bollocking for not putting things away.
Best to keep out of the way when “scissor hands” is in the kitchen.
Guess what I’m then at fault for doing nothing to help.
I take the dog for a walk, she appreciates me!

 

[kieranplatt]

You can do this one at home also. When sat opposite at a dining table, place your drink on her half or at least slightly over the invisible centreline. Do same with your empty plate when finished. It drives people insane when you invade their so called territory in this way. Act normal!!

 

[suavecarve]

Bleddy wimp.

Jock.

I want man points for this.

I m fairly certain nobody would stoop so low as to tell her it's on YouTube

 

[PP Bear]

Nope

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[Blaydon]

Hi folks. I learned many years ago

Women’s faults are many,
Men have only two.
Everything they say
And everything they do.

Remember that, Gents and you can’t go far wrong.

 

[bigwood]

Not directly motorhome but my grandma used to say “ don’t apologize it proves you’re guilty “.

 

[suavecarve]

Nope

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Try again now ?

 

[scotjimland]

I drive her nuts with my perfectionism .. and OCD.
we even argue about the best way to hang out washing ... lol

 

[suavecarve]

Right I ve redownload the tactical withdrawal from a hamster wheel and it says it's working

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[Fatmrsgeorge]

I am currently uploading what I hopefully think is a video that can only be seen by the link.
It may not be available until 1823 hrs or it may only be available until 1823 hrs.
That could be cet or bst

If successful with the small choo choo one I ll try the bigger falling out of a hamster wheel video

Here goes

Outstanding !

 

[Minxy]

So how come you didn't have a go on the hamster wheel then Suave? Chicken?

 

[Reallyretired]

Interesting responses.
To round things off a bit I also fold things like crisp packets into a long strip and then tie a knot in them.
Anal or what.

I don't do this but she does. I think the idea originated in pubs when smoking was allowed and crisp packets filled up the ashtray, folding them makes them much more compact.

 

[suavecarve]

So how come you didn't have a go on the hamster wheel then Suave? Chicken?

Cauda Equina Syndrome may have something to with it.
I can do some things but washing up, ironing and falling out of hamster wheels are against the neurosurgeons advice (that's what I remember him telling me)

 

[PP Bear]

So how come you didn't have a go on the hamster wheel then Suave? Chicken?

Tis but a technical issue for sure. Only man knows how to operate the video thingy, or we’d get a full shot of an eyeball instead of the hamster wheel and mr suavecarve spinning at mighty manly revolutions

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[suavecarve]

Tis but a technical issue for sure. Only man knows how to operate the video thingy, or we’d get a full shot of an eyeball instead of the hamster wheel and mr suavecarve spinning at mighty manly revolutions

And I had already achieved sufficient man points for the day up to that period

 

[h8ten]

My travelling partner. I seem to annoy her in the middle of the night. She starts off like this on the other bed and then, sometime during the night, squeezes herself between me and the wall. If I then move or turn, she lets out a growl and a snarl for being disturbed.

 

[bobnick]

Crisp packet folding and knotting hahaha
Bugger, i thought i was unique.

 

[Tailsontrails]

Apparently, breathing

although i suspect there are a few other things i do that trigger that response

Breathing was gonna be my response… but thought I’d check to see if someone else beat me to it.. also farting seems to get a slightly elevated response, especially on a colder evening when windows are shut !

 

[Ducatian]

I want man points for this.

I m fairly certain nobody would stoop so low as to tell her it's on YouTube

Think of the MegaWatts you could generate off-grid that that!

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