The Funster Camper Hamper

[Minxy]

Merry Christmas to you all ... hope you like this!

The Funster Camper Hamper

It's was the day before Christmas
And inside the camper
Funsters were hungry
So raided their hamper!

Scoffing the goodies
The savouries went quick
Then the choccy selection
Yum … which ones to pick!

Eagerly eating
Although there was plenty
They sit staring aghast
The hamper is totally empty!

Feeling very bloated
Is the price they now pay
As the hamper was meant
To last several days!

There's only one solution
So after downing more booze
They have a rather early
Traditional Christmas snooze​

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Naw,, the last part doesn't ryhme.

A merry Christmas.

 

[Otter Spotter]

And a very merry boozy Christmas to you too

 

[Minxy]

Well Santa hasn't arrived yet so I'm going to bed now ... hopefully he thinks I've been a (fairly) good Minxy Girl so you never know he might still come ...