Please do not repond to this - seriously, don't.

[The Returnee]

After Jim's post about the number of posts tipping over the three million and knowing how chatty folks on here are, I'm going to attempt a Funster's record for 2018.
I want to post a post that attracts no posts, not a single one, not even one.
Achieving that as a record would make me very happy. I've got no friends and am accustom to that now, so it would be positive reinforcement of my self-contented personality.

As an encouragement to not post, I offer a reward of £100 to the first person to not post here - claimable by a PM.

 

[Lenny HB]

I'm a spoilsport.

Couldn't resist.

 

[The Returnee]

@Lenny HB
The secret is to find out who 'The One' is, especially since 'The One' always pops up.

 

[Armytwowheels]

Ok. I won't respond.

 

[Lenny HB]

replied himself.

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[B-well]

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

Who said that!

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Ah, he's got no friends

 

[kelpie]

Chicken then egg , or, egg then chicken scenario , if you don't post the original post no one can answer.
If you know what I mean post the hundred quid to Santa.
John

 

[Janine]

I started a thread recently that hasn't had any replies - do I win the prize?

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[Lenny HB]

I started a thread recently that hasn't had any replies - do I win the prize?

Probably about Ukulele's.

 

[Janine]

Probably about Ukulele's.

It wasn't!

 

[Northernraider]

 

[TUCANO]

I started a thread recently that hasn't had any replies - do I win the prize?

Okay which one and l shall reply

 

[Janine]

Okay which one and l shall reply

Too late

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[TUCANO]

 

[Stealaway]

Nobody will notice

 

[MyrtleGuru]

Ok. I won't respond.

Me neither. Doh!

 

[Mrsambulancekidd]

 

[The Returnee]

@Stealaway
ELP at the top of their game. Not seen that before but saw ELP live several times and, of course, we had the vinyl. Headbanging at its best.

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[Stealaway]

My most memorable was the entry of the top fuel dragsters at Santa Pod in the seventies to this fanfare. Awesome.

 

[56337]

Great to chat with you on PM, thanks for the £100

 

[rangi]

Yooooou rotton lot! now yu gone and spoiled 'ees fun!