Non Footy Fans. You might notice some website downtime

[Jim]

Thought today would be a good day to do some Server tuning. It might well involve a bit of downtime as systems are rebooted/started We will start it around kickoff time when most of you will be watching 22 guys pretending to be hurt while chasing a funny shaped ball.

The aim of the work is to increase the speed of the site which these days always has thousands doing a lot browsing/reading most day and night We are tuning our resources and databases so that the site is as fast as ever. So if you're not watching the Wendyball and are browsing Fun this afternoon, we apologise in advance for any break in service. Thanks

 

[Snowbird]

Bloody hell Jim. What with Cora times being moved around footy so that I miss episodes and now fun. Life is hardly worth living nowadays .

 

[Northernraider]

Bloody football

I'd stick a knife in it

 

[MattR]

What are we going to do for that 90 mins?

 

[DiggerJon]

What are we going to do for that 90 mins?

I wish it were JUST 90 minutes, but what with pre match analysis, half time analysis, post match post mortem......zzzzzzzzzzz I'm yawning just thinking of it. Oh yes, I want a reduction in my subscription as I can't access FUN to avoid the "beautiful game".

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[wasp]

We off to a non footy barbecue with friends and family so We won’t miss the excitement

 

[MattR]

I wish it were JUST 90 minutes, but what with pre match analysis, half time analysis, post match post mortem......zzzzzzzzzzz I'm yawning just thinking of it. Oh yes, I want a reduction in my subscription as I can't access FUN to avoid the "beautiful game".

But @Jim stated he would start around kick off time and we know that he is only doing it at this time as an excuse not to watch the game so I reckon it will be up and running 90 mins later.

 

[RidersofRohan]

Go about your business if you're not interested in the game no need to tell everyone what your doing instead, we arent interested.
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND.

 

[eddie]

Go about your business if you're not interested in the game no need to tell everyone what your doing instead, we arent interested.
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND.

Actually your on a thread titled “Non footy fan” So “Go about your business if you're interested in the game no need to tell everyone, we arent interested!”

Don’t worry Rugby starts soon.

 

[old-mo]

Don’t worry Rugby starts soon.

Same thing... but .. with a different shaped ball... innit...

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[old-mo]

What are we going to do for that 90 mins?

Play Doctors and Nurses.....

 

[eddie]

Same thing... but .. with a different shaped ball... innit...

Oh we will loose at that too, but less crying, play acting and hissyness

 

[MattR]

Play Doctors and Nurses.....

I wrote 90 minutes not 90 seconds

 

[JJ]

Oh dear dear dear me...

Bloody egg chasers...

Bunch of steroid fuelled, body building blokes bending down so their mates can grab them from behind, and then running around banging into other big blokes trying to knock them down...

Several of them are heading towards a career as doormen in Bath nightclubs. (other places are available).


JJ

 

[Minxy]

I wish to lodge a complain @Jim ... what the hell am I gonna do whilst hubby is watching ruddy football!!!!

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[Jim]

I wish to lodge a complain @Jim ... what the hell am I gonna do whilst hubby is watching ruddy football!!!!

Make him copious amounts of bacon sandwiches (with mushrooms) and see his glass remains full of course.

 

[eddie]

Oh dear dear dear me...

Bloody egg chasers...

Bunch of steroid fuelled, body building blokes bending down so their mates can grab them from behind, and then running around banging into other big blokes trying to knock them down...

Several of them are heading towards a career as doormen in Bath nightclubs. (other places are available).


JJ

I seems that some are rather obsessed with mam on man relationships?

I guess it’s a “thing” with older people, the regret, that their lives have been one long suppressed act, feelings that they, and Society, thought wrong 60 years ago

I suppose that with this latent frustration, this libido yearning to be released, yet smothered, wrapped, buried near forgotten, must come ‘spurting out’ ‘coming’ to the surface when ‘real men’ start playing a ‘proper’ sport

It’s bound to get ‘some types’ Het up!

 

[JJ]

mam on man

Whoops...

Freudian?



JJ

 

[eddie]

I wish to lodge a complain @Jim ... what the hell am I gonna do whilst hubby is watching ruddy football!!!!

Our Wives watch the rugby with us. Not so much to enjoy the game, which they no doubt do, but more to ensure that our every need is catered for, without us having to miss a single second of the game!

Beer, nibbles, Cigars, Brandy, damp cloth for fevered brow!

You see rugby is a Man’s game, and ‘Real Men’ attract ‘Proper Women’







Please don’t let Lyn see this

 

[eddie]

Whoops...

Freudian?



JJ

Who doesn’t love their Mam lol

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[Minxy]

Make him copious amounts of bacon sandwiches (with mushrooms) and see his glass remains full of course.

... he's fat enough but I can make sure his glass remains full ... I'll just put it out of his reach!

 

[Jim]

Our Wives watch the rugby with us.

This last year from behind the sofa

 

[JJ]

This ruddy witty banter is all well and good but I have got a new toy to ride around my estate before the (diluted) football starts...

JJ

 

[eddie]

This last year from behind the sofa

We’ve had our’Annus Horribilis’

Roll on the Autumn

I reckon Eddie Jones got together with the whole squad and Billy Beaumont and said look, record breaking run, staggering couple of years, really hard to maintain this until the World Cup, so let’s capitalise on it?

So they’ve all put massive bets on beating the All Blacks in the Autumn, having got huge odds due to their dire perforce so far this year

Wiley Old Fox that Eddie Jones

 

[Minxy]

This ruddy witty banter is all well and good but I have got a new toy to ride around my estate before the (diluted) football starts...

JJ

Oooooo ... a new lawn mower perhaps?

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[Viennese]

... he's fat enough but I can make sure his glass remains full ... I'll just put it out of his reach!

turn the channel over and hide the remote control??

 

[Viennese]

I wish to lodge a complain @Jim ... what the hell am I gonna do whilst hubby is watching ruddy football!!!!

Go round to the local rugby club for a drink??

 

[Ambilkate]

thought this was funny

 

[Lenny HB]

You rotter Jim, why do us poor sods who can't stand whatching overpaid idots kicking g a bit of plastic round have to suffer.

 

[Emmit]

Play Doctors and Nurses.....

Visits to Weston Croft will never be the same again.

While we're tending your Rabbit vandalised plants wondering what's going on indoors.

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