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[Jim]

Just sent a very short newsletter out. You should find it in your inbox soon. If it does not turn up then do check your spam/junk folder it may be there.

If you don't see it soon, it could be that your name is not on the newsletter distribution list, no worries, you can add it here And if you can't wait, here is a copy of the newsletter you can read on line Click for Newsletter

In the newsletter I added my own lines to this cartoon. I'm sure you can do much better. What is Santa saying/typing/reading

 

[magicsurfbus]

The grey water emptying debate was far too gripping for Santa to go out that Christmas Eve.

 

[1_man_and_his_dob(lo)]

Eh?

"Dear Santa,

Please send me a Burstner for Christmas.

Shiftzz"

 

[DuxDeluxe]

"wish I wasn't colour blind...... I wonder if JJ will notice that his new replica football outfit was red"

 

[Jaws]

Must get a dash cam for the sleigh !!

or....

Jeez, why did I ever download Skype ! Now every little sod thinks they can get hold of me !

or......

Must remember to update my status on Facebook tonight

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[dna]

O no, Amazon Prime wont deliver tomorrow

 

[Badknee]

Oh sh*t, I just pressed the wrong button and deleted all the kids request letters!!!

 

[golly]

Must get booked onto the Chester rally, not going to miss out again this year.

 

[scotjimland]

get me kit off ?

you're 'avin a larf

 

[Bailey58]

Dear Santa, can you send me . . . damn, keep forgetting I am Santa.

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[DuxDeluxe]

That is the most impossible and unrealistic wish I have ever received....... "wales to win the grand slam"

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I think that wish has been granted many times in the past.happy Christmas .

 

[pappajohn]

Phwoer !!!!

 

[ROB1CHELSEA1]

Robs ordered even more celery this year

 

[DBK]

Drat! A baggage handlers' strike on Christmas Eve. Looks like I'm going to have to work again and I was so looking forward to few days in the sun.

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[tofo]

Oooooh no it's a blue screen
Never saw that comming

Merry Christmas folks and have a good year to come

 

[johnp10]

Awww shit!
Shifty's found me!!!

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

You kidding me - the internet cant be down for upgrading from 24 to 26 December - thats the time I need it most

 

[ourcampersbeentrashed]

omg and they think that is an accurate photo of santa ?????

 

[JockandRita]

"This parcel tracking facility is the dog's bo##ocks."

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[Andy]

Now where can I buy an LED light for Rudolph's nose ??

 

[icantremember]

Oh bother! ..... Suppose I shall have to cough up £10 now 'cos Jim has made me read only.

 

[mjltigger]

One more game of angry birds and I'll be off.




What dyou mean it's boxing day!!!!

 

[old-mo]

If Old-Mo sends me one more poxy joke I will swing for him, or even ban the *astard.

.Just clicked on the link to get the new`s letter...