MotorhomeFun to have our own Agony Aunt (1 Viewer)

[Jim]

After months of negotiation, we have secured the services of one of the countries top "Agony Aunts" for our new "MotorhomeFun Magazine. A talented lady with a plethora of life experience as well as being 'one of us' a motorhome owner.

She will dispense her sought after advice in almost all aspects of your life. Anything from marriage to motorhome etiquette. So please ask away.

For the more embarrassing questions we are quite happy that you ask the question for your 'friend'

Ask away here and your question might well be answered in the magazine

Please only questions in this thread, not answers, we'll leave those to Aunty

 

[Lenny HB]

I thought we already had one @old-mo

 

[Jim]

Dear Agony Aunt

Can you please explain the best etiquette, when you are in someone else's van having a drink or a meal and really need to use the loo. Can we ask to use theirs? What are the rules in this situation? Thanks

 

[Richard n Ann]

Dear Agony Aunt

Can you please explain the best etiquette, when you are in someone else's van having a drink or a meal and really need to use the loo. Can we ask to use theirs? What are the rules in this situation? Thanks

Especially if it's a number two

 

[ambulancekidd]

Especially if it's a number two

Bombs away, gas masks on.

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[dryad]

personally i wouldn't dream of using someone elses loo, would excuse myself under the pretext of nipping back to mine to get more booze or nibbles for sharing with other funsters..

 

[movan]

Does she answer on here or privately?

This might influence her response.

 

[old-mo]

Dear Agony Aunt...

We have been camped on a lovely peaceful site for a few days...

Listening to the birds sing first thing in the morning.... it is truly wonderful except..

Late Evening and well into the night...

All we hear from the Motor-home next door is

Screams,,,,, Panting,,,,, Shouting,,,,groaning,,, grunting and what one can only be described as yell`s of ecstasy...

Should we mention this to them as most of the campsite must be able to hear this noise...

Yours Truly..
A Jealous old git...

 

[Chris]

Dear Agony Aunt,

A friend of mine thinks France is the most overated and boring country in the World with the crappiest beer.

He refuses to visit.

What can I do or say to talk him round without hurting his feelings?

 

[Rockcrawler]

Dear Agony Aunt...

We have been camped on a lovely peaceful site for a few days...

Listening to the birds sing first thing in the morning.... it is truly wonderful except..

Late Evening and well into the night...

All we hear from the Motor-home next door is

Screams,,,,, Panting,,,,, Shouting,,,,groaning,,, grunting and what one can only be described as yell`s of ecstasy...

Should we mention this to them as most of the campsite must be able to hear this noise...

Yours Truly..
A Jealous old git...

Apologies I'll move further away next time

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[BreweryDave]

Dear Agony Aunt,

How do you politely tell funsters who visit your van and don’t bring any beer to F off?


.......asking for a freind.

 

[Anthea M]

Dear Agony Auntie
My husband doesn’t seem to answer me when I talk to him! Should I get him a hearing aid?!

 

[ryan_flea]

Dear Agony Aunt

I got the missis a 'Get Better Soon' card, she isn't sick, I just want her to get better.

She thinks it was unfair...? Is it?

 

[Jim]

Does she answer on here or privately?

This might influence her response.

She'll be answering in MotorhomeFun Magazine yy

 

[Podney]

Dear Agony Aunt,
I’m in agony. Could you please come and rub some baby oil on my bits?

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[Podney]

Dear Agony Aunt,
Is there an agony Uncle?
If not,my number is 07725678932,and I’m usually available.

 

[Rockcrawler]

Dear Agony Aunt
I want to buy a Jaguar but my wife says it's a waste of money, please can you explain to her that boys need toys

 

[The Dotties]

This thread is rapidly turning into FUN

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Dear Agony Aunt

What can we do to improve the standards of Old-Mo's jokes?

 

[SandJ]

Dear “AGONY” Aunt is it mental or physical pain your suffering?

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[buttons]

Dear Agony Aunt

Can you please explain the best etiquette, when you are in someone else's van having a drink or a meal and really need to use the loo. Can we ask to use theirs? What are the rules in this situation? Thanks

Wonder what your Aunt would say about this, some time ago we were staying at Wellington Park Berks. We had mated up with a couple from the Army camp close by. He was a warrant officer and she worked on the base as I remember. Anyway she had this habit when we were socialising in our van of going just outside our van dropping her bits and squatting in full view of the van windows. If your eyes met she just smiled.

 

[DJA]

Dear Agony Aunt

Could reading @old-mo's jokes be THE cause of my severe depression?

 

[monzer]

Dear Agony Aunt,

What is the polite way to decline your next pitch neighbours offer to come round for a meal the 2nd night in a row if you have already decided they are most likely swingers and you aren't really in to that?

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Dear Agony Aunt
I want to buy a Jaguar but my wife says it's a waste of money, please can you explain to her that boys need toys

Dear Rockcrawler,

Do you realise how irresponsible it is to keep a Jaguar just as a boy's toy? do you realise that the daily cost of upkeep is huge? and then there are the maintenance costs to consider.

I urge you to do the sensible thing and simply get another animal such as a Rottweiler instead. They are just as scary and equally good at keeping small children at bay

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Dear Agony Aunt

What can we do to improve the standards of Old-Mo's jokes?

Dear Kannon Fodda.



Nothing. Nothing at all.......

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[mike mcglynn]

Wonder what your Aunt would say about this, some time ago we were staying at Wellington Park Berks. We had mated up with a couple from the Army camp close by. He was a warrant officer and she worked on the base as I remember. Anyway she had this habit when we were socialising in our van of going just outside our van dropping her bits and squatting in full view of the van windows. If your eyes met she just smiled.

Perhaps she was a Commando recruitment sergeant.

 

[Rockcrawler]

Dear Rockcrawler,

Do you realise how irresponsible it is to keep a Jaguar just as a boy's toy? do you realise that the daily cost of upkeep is huge? and then there are the maintenance costs to consider.

I urge you to do the sensible thing and simply get another animal such as a Rottweiler instead. They are just as scary and equally good at keeping small children at bay

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Dear Agony aunt,

A friend asks if there anything that you could suggest to stop all those other Funsters "just happening to walk by" at the same time as I get he gets the malt whisky out for a quiet snifter and expecting to partake? It happens every time, even though I put mains powered electric fence around the van. I have tried everything, including telling some of Old Mo's jokes which usually sends people running, but nothing works. That Aldi Glenratspiss isn't cheap, you know.....

 

[B-well]

Dear agony Aunt, i`ve been told melon is good for anti ageing is this TRUE.

 

[SuperMike]

The Very @old-mo TypeFellaPerson has asked a question earlier in the thread. As, it has been suggested, he is already our Fun agony Aunt, should he answer his own question ?

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