SOLD Lunar Panels for late night TV

[TestMonkey]

Forget Solar Panels. In the winter when nights are much longer than days you need Lunar Panels. Charge while you sleep.

 

[Jaws]

Forget Solar Panels. In the winter when nights are much longer than days you need Lunar Panels. Charge while you sleep.

Too late for me..I bought some early April

 

[TheBig1]

you need anti-matter and dark energy

 

[TestMonkey]

Before anyone wants to buy my Lunar panels, Sorry Idon't have any I'm just making a tutorial about how to use the classifieds Thanks Jim

 

[DuxDeluxe]

......but I want some!!!!

Must.buy.them

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[MisterB]

Can i pre order some for when theyre back in stock please if they will they still work if it rains at night .......?

 

[autorouter]

The panels are discrete units that are both in stock and out of stock at the same time. And you realise, of course, that they can only go on the same level if they have opposite spin.

 

[jollyrodger]

Have you got to move at 88mph before they work ?
And is the flux capacitor included in the kit ?

 

[Campervan_man]

I just fit solar panels upside down and they are just as efficient as lunar panels.

 

[MisterB]

Do lunar panels work in different time zones? I was thinking of driving to california BUT when its dark in the UK it will be daylight there so i am concerned they might deliver less power.

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[DuxDeluxe]

The panels are discrete units that are both in stock and out of stock at the same time. And you realise, of course, that they can only go on the same level if they have opposite spin.

Do you have a cat?

 

[autorouter]

if they will they still work if it rains at night .......?

I have the impression that some are not taking the safety aspect of this seriously. You must make sure they are properly sealed, or they will reverse their polarity and produce a gas that will render you unconscious. They can distort space and time to such an extent that dense metal objects can disappear through micro-wormholes into another dimension. Rolex watches are the most common items, but for no apparent reason wallets stuffed with cash also vanish.

 

[The Dotties]

Mad. You're all mad I tell you. Absolutely raving.?

 

[MisterB]

Could you still be gassed and robbed if you were securely parked up on an Aire and you unplugged the lunar panels at night?

 

[eddie]

On a serious note, what a lot of people don't know is that if you get a "conventional" panel and reverse the polarity at night, it will actually work under the moon light

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[Larrynwin]

On a serious note, what a lot of people don't know is that if you get a "conventional" panel and reverse the polarity at night, it will actually work under the moon light

Of course, but must be fitted with left hand threaded rubber nails

 

[Peppadog]

Damm. I see they are now sold. I really needed them too.

 

[Drifter]

Lunar panels are great, just be careful when driving near the coast as if you drive too quick the tide goes out

 

[ludo]

Are they not called loonie panels? They really must be!

 

[ES Cumbrian]

Do you have a cat?

He did have but lent it to Mr Schrodinger. He may or may not get it back.

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[MisterB]

On a serious note, what a lot of people don't know is that if you get a "conventional" panel and reverse the polarity at night, it will actually work under the moon light

I found that if you dont actually connect the panels then you get as much power out of them during the day as you would do at night, which makes them super consistent in terms of efficiency ….

 

[autorouter]

Are they not called loonie panels? They really must be!

It is important to purchase a reputable brand of lunar panel. Inferior assembly methods result in cells badly adhered to the base, so that in strong moonlight they are able to oscillate acoustically. This results in a howling sound when the moon is full, which obviously is somewhat disturbing. I've found that a touch of superglue will fix this.

Do not believe the scare stories of panels manufactured in Central Europe, concerning grisly tales of people turned into virtual zombies by radiation from these panels. It certainly hasn't affected me in any way. In fact I have this irresistible urge to go out when the moon is full, and check for any defective lunar panels. The police officer who arrested me was very nice but simply did not understand the importance of my work.