Lottery Pain

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  1. Jim

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    I presumed I would be able to purchase 315 tickets using my online lottery account. Easy, it means they check the winners and credit my account and I just need to do screen grabs of the virtual tickets. Tickets can't be lost etc... But No

    The max an individual can bet is £350 :shout::shout:

    Which means I have to travel to the bank, withdraw cash, go to the store and look a right pratt while I buy 315 tickets (that'll make the papers where I live :Doh: )

    Then get back to the office and scan them all and get them on line so you guys know I'm not ripping you off, then we have to manually check and travel to collect any winnings :shout::shout::shout::shout::shout:

    On top of that I need to cram in a days work. I do hope its worth it::bigsmile:
     
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  2. DBK

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    Many thanks anyway!
     
  3. Jaws

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    LOL !!! That 18p should be trebled mate !!!! Now your REALLY gonna earn it :ROFLMAO:
     
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    The things you do for the ones you LOVE:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  5. irnbru

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    Thats gave us a good wee chuckle.

    Hope its worth it and we are lucky. Fingers crossed !
     
  6. davanne

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    Hope it's worth it Jim
    Thanks for all your hard work :thumb:
     
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  7. The Dude

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    Oh Jim what a piggin' nuisance!! Could you not open another lottery account in Sian's name?
    Anyway, a big thank you for all the time and trouble you are going to. Even if we don't win it's been a very exciting morning (yes, I really must get out more!).
    :Smile:
     
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  8. PaulyP

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    Well worth it if we win - just thinking of that massive queue behind you in the shop all tapping there feet :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Might start them doing the Full Monty dance routine.
     
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    for all the extra effort Jim :thumb:
     
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  10. peter H

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    I can lend you a wheelbarrow for the money if you want.

    Peter
     
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    Could you not get Sian to buy the other half on her account?
     
  12. tony_g

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    No pain, no gain. But only the pain is ever guaranteed!
    ::bigsmile:::bigsmile:::bigsmile:
     
  13. Another Lesley

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    Fankyou, fankyou, fankyou.:thumb:
     
  14. pendy

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    Thanks Jim, it will all be worth it when at the next big meet we can all compare our new vans.:ROFLMAO:
     
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    It will be easier for you if you buy as many as you can online first and then buy the rest at a shop, it also might prevent their machine running out of paper :ROFLMAO:

    P.s you don't need to check them manually, you just take them back to the shop afterwards and they can scan each one, they'll love you :ROFLMAO:
     
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  16. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    Can you and Sian not buy half each on line? :thumb::thumb::thumb:

    Otherwise by half on line and the rest manually.

    Remind me of your local lottery dealer so we can call the press in advance :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    I wonder whether they have raised the limits since they raised the cost of lottery tickets? Might be worth a telephone call to lottery hq.

    Good luck with it Jim hope it doesnt cause you and Sian hours of laborious work
     
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    PAIN

    We must be dead cert winners then .........

    ................ [​IMG]
     
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  18. bobandjanie

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    Best hope we win real big then. A scoop of £5998 will result in Jim being back at the shop buying 2999 tickets next time :ROFLMAO: Jane
     
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    Thanks Jim, don't forget to put your name and address on the back of each ticket....yawn.
     
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    :ROFLMAO: that's karma, Jim, for making sure that those of us on the road to work at the time you sold the tickets were effectively excluded from the syndicate! :ROFLMAO:
     
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