Is this the worst toilet in France?

[Ber090]

What do you think?

 

[Floydster]

At least they're clean, I've seen a lot worse!

 

[jonandshell]

I agree, the worst I've seen!

The slots don't look long enough!

 

[Jaws]

And what did the Romans ever do for us ?

 

[johnp10]

And what did the Romans ever do for us ?

Looking at the pic, they gave us a sense of community?

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[Nirvanauk]

I've seen a lot worse in French campsites!

 

[cliffanger]

I could post a photo on here but Jim would remove it for being 'overly offensive'.........

 

[7735]

If you are desperate you will use anything. I think I might get one like that for home.

spongy

 

[Badknee]

H&S would have a field day, hygiene, trip hazard, friction burns on yer bum.

 

[BreweryDave]

Shocking - no paper!

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[Badknee]

And nowt ter read!

 

[Billy23]

Pray tell...what is the problem, or have I missed something!

 

[Stephen & Jeannie]

What about this one ! Reading material available.

 

[Tootles]

What about this one ! Reading material available.View attachment 45431

Looks like someone built it on the p**s...

 

[Badknee]

That's much better unless yer got yer gonads caught in that door.

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[magicsurfbus]

Typical French toilet - no seat, no paper, but better than just a hole in the ground.

 

[Tootles]

Typical French toilet - no seat, no paper, but better than just a hole in the ground.

Just.....

 

[BreweryDave]

Much prefer these

 

[ludo]

I agree, the worst I've seen!

The slots don't look long enough!

Or wide enough, for that matter Shell, (or is it Jon)

 

[ludo]

Much prefer these
View attachment 45436

They look Bl**dy uncomfortable to sit on and where is the paper and flushing chain/handle?

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[Cyclewalkbob]

Hi Ber090 where did you take the picture, was it Vaison la Romaine?

 

[Ber090]

Hi Bob. Got it in one! Great town, great aire, great market on Tuesdays.
Cheers
Bernie

 

[Daz n Tina]

I've seen and used a lot worse on building sites.

 

[Cyclewalkbob]

Hi Bernie,
One of our favourite places, stayed there two weeks last month. Great town, great cycling, lovely people and wonderful wine!

Back again next year!

 

[john kyte]

I think one at Montreuil might be a bit worse than that

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[jockaneezer]

I've seen and used a lot worse on building sites.

I had a bad case of constipation when I was working on a building site. Went to the docs who quickly spotted the problem and advised me to stop wiping my arse on empty cement bags

 

[Kool Kroozer]

seen worse in the UK

 

[autoswan]

 

[bernardfeay]

I really should not mention this in this thread; but, we parked up in a secluded spot near a famous gorge in France. I took the opportunity to walk into the wilderness with my paper towel. Now we all know that balance is important and other concerns might have to be sidelined. Well, I could feel a slight irritation like being touched by a nettle. I persevered and came back to the camper with an itch. Yes, of course it was an itch on my manhood.

It swelled to the point of being worth a mention. It itched to the point of needing an explanation. It itched to the point of being embarrassed. It swelled to the point of being amusing. It swelled to the point of getting the camera out. It swelled to the point of being worried. It swelled to the point where I stopped laughing but my wife carried on. It swelled to the point where we both stopped laughing. It swelled to the point of giving serious consideration to going straight to hospital.

Luckily, by lunch time the following day it had shrunk back to normal size (I'm tempted to say "still massive") and it was a considerable relief to realise that I was going to live through this experience.

On reflection we have all experienced that feeling when a horse fly in stuck on our leg and we knock it off a few seconds before it has completely satiated itself. Well, in my case, I'm sure that whatever it was that bit me got a full belly full and left with a smile on its face.

Not really relevant to a discussion on toilets but there you have it.

 

[Bertie Bassett]

I really should not mention this in this thread; but, we parked up in a secluded spot near a famous gorge in France. I took the opportunity to walk into the wilderness with my paper towel. Now we all know that balance is important and other concerns might have to be sidelined. Well, I could feel a slight irritation like being touched by a nettle. I persevered and came back to the camper with an itch. Yes, of course it was an itch on my manhood.
It swelled to the point of being worth a mention. It itched to the point of needing an explanation. It itched to the point of being embarrassed. It swelled to the point of being amusing. It swelled to the point of getting the camera out. It swelled to the point of being worried. It swelled to the point where I stopped laughing but my wife carried on. It swelled to the point where we both stopped laughing. It swelled to the point of giving serious consideration to going straight to hospital.
Luckily, by lunch time the following day it had shrunk back to normal size (I'm tempted to say "still massive") and it was a considerable relief to realise that I was going to live through this experience.
On reflection we have all experienced that feeling when a horse fly in stuck on our leg and we knock it off a few seconds before it has completely satiated itself. Well, in my case, I'm sure that whatever it was that bit me got a full belly full and left with a smile on its face.
Not really relevant to a discussion on toilets but there you have it.

Thanks for sharing that.

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