Impractical things for motorhomes

[BouncyBoatFolk]

Removable steering wheel, now lets see how the scroats make off with your precious.
Mike

 

[monzer]

Removable steering wheel, now lets see how the scroats make off with your precious.
Mike

They'd start carrying a steering wheel with them.... Next

 

[funflair]

Removable steering wheel, now lets see how the scroats make off with your precious.
Mike

Yep got one of those

They'd start carrying a steering wheel with them.... Next

But will it fit our boss?

 

[monzer]

Yep got one of those


But will it fit our boss?

They'd have a universal adaptor. The standard of thievery in this country is underestimated.

 

[Steve-N]

Connect the steering column to the mains electricity . . That would deter most

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[Themselves]

Connect the steering column to the mains electricity . . That would deter most

Reminds of a joke , well hopefully a joke, years ago, about preventing the theft of your motorbike by inserting a spark plug into the fuel tank and attaching the HT lead when parking the thing.

 

[A S R]

1KW sound system and lighting rig?

Funny you say that. I have an Alpine 1500w 10” dual voice coil sub in a sub box powered by a mother of a Pioneer amp, ( under the lounge seats ) 2 100w RMS 6x9 Rockford Fosgate 2 way speakers, ( behind the front seats ) 2 80w RMS mid speakers ( in the bottom of the overhead bed ) and a pair of 100w RMS Rockford Fosgate tweeters on the dash! All powered by another big 4 way Pioneer amp. You can’t hear ANY rattles / crashes from the motorhome when I have it wound up!
I do like my music.

 

[Steve-N]

Reminds of a joke , well hopefully a joke, years ago, about preventing the theft of your motorbike by inserting a spark plug into the fuel tank and attaching the HT lead when parking the thing.

That brings a whole new meaning to the song "great balls of fire"

 

[JinxJetJock]

A Goblin Teasmade for each berth

Divorced mine years ago.

 

[Essgeebee]

Stanna stairlift. That ladder is getting sore on my bare feet.

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[Shrimp]

Piano-grand of course!

 

[Stag man]

That'll be the ball bearing variety!

Yes , for optimum performance should be operated when submerged in alcohol solution

 

[DDJC]

20 kilo weights and dumbbells so you can lose that 20lb to make your MGW limit....

Er... hmm.

 

[Conniedriving]

Dishwasher
(we’ve got one - it’s called Me)

That’s odd mines also called me

 

[Conniedriving]

Dishwasher
(we’ve got one - it’s called Me)

That’s odd mines also called me

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[PaddyM]

20 kilo weights and dumbbells so you can lose that 20lb to make your MGW limit....

Er... hmm.

Portugal , just outside Aveiro .

 

[terryboxman]

I thought a M.H. With a clear fronted cabinet just for glasses would be pretentious and wasteful and just stupid. And then we bought one !

 

[Lenny HB]

250 Lt Water tank, 150 lt Black tank, 1200kg Payload, all in a 3500 kg van.

 

[SpeedyDux]

A cloaking device, like a Klingon Warbird.

Ner ner ner to speed cameras.

 

[BouncyBoatFolk]

A bread maker, having to search out local stores just for a loaf of bread is a [ le pain ]

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[Dorwyn]

Connect the steering column to the mains electricity . . That would deter most

... and if you forgot it's live you wouldn't do it again!!

 

[monzer]

I've only went and done it again....

You are just back from a long walk and you are back at the van with muddy feet. You press the button for the step to lower and clamber up on to the top step which it made out of a plastic grating. A retractable device comes out from under the van and shoots a powerful jet of water up on to the soles of your boots, removing all the mud. Said device then rotates 180 degrees to blast a hot jet of air to dry off your footwear.

Device then retracts back in to it's hiding place and you are free to enter with perfectly clean shoes.

Manufacturers can have that one for free. I only do it to make others lives better,

 

[Trevor Wbm]

Like an alternator.

Point taken, but just suppose the regenerative braking tech from electric cars was fitted to the back axle?

 

[dazandandrea]

Noisy sliding doors as it offends some people.

 

[mofurt]

Noisy sliding doors as it offends some people.

Recording of PVC sliding door, connected to an amp and a hidden speaker outside, so you can sit inside your A class and press the button to trigger the sound at regular intervals, causing everyone to get mad with the poor guy in a VW parked up near you.

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[Ianric]

Louder generators

 

[janeb]

Definitely the 2 door 2 way opening fridges ! Just need a fridge/freezer that you can actually open the doors wide enough in order to remove or adjust shelves. Door always hits surround before fully open, so design folk, take a look! Door between bedroom and lounge, for us, didn't work. Too claustrophobic, plus dogs lean against it in the night, bumping it as they move ! Soon took door off, stored in loft at home, alongside the carpets, never used.

 

[Rocking Rivet]

Grandkids x 3 in a 2 birth Van, perhaps Mr Wooster could look after them in his van

 

[steve69]

three teir chanderlier

I once saw an American motorhome (whilst in Florida) with exactly that! They just took it down during travelling.

 

[MillyMoHo]

three teir chanderlier

Ooh! Er! Frightfully posh!

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