I Don't Think I'll Last Much Longer... (1 Viewer)

[JJ]

It appears I am nearing the end...

I am a Rufty Tufty, Off Site, Full Time Motorhomer but I have been struck down but some awful, obviously deadly, disease.

I never get ill.

A hacking and painful, chest wrenching cough keeps me from sleeping.

The sad thing is I bought my new phone today and I don't think I will have long enough to learn how to use it properly.

Shame.


JJ

 

[Clarky]

Nowt that a good drop of Portugese brandy in your evening coco won't cure.
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But if you don't survive would you leave me your new phone in your will.........please.

Richard.

 

[rangi]

Can I have yer phone and paddling pool when you turn yer toes up?

 

[rangi]

Bugger ! @Clarky beat me to it

 

[bobandjanie]

That's all that celebrity socialising you're doing, I just hope you have not got Janie in close contact with your people.
Its been a long time since I cooked my own dinner. Bob.

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[Jim]

Send the phone to me while your still strong enough.

 

[Emmit]

Sod the phone.
Can I have that piece of real estate that (NOT when) you call home.

 

[Ven]

I hope it's just a case of man flu, so you'll be over it very soon. Lots of honey, lemon and medicinal Port and Brandy is required

Get well soon x

 

[hilldweller]

I am a Rufty Fifty,

The sad thing is I bought my new phone today

JJ

You need to adjust your new phone's predictive text.

I hope it's not man flu. Can I have your phone if it is ?

 

[Ven]

P.S. iPhones don't take long to get to know so I'm sure you'll be fine

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[Clarky]

It really is rather touching to see the amount of sympathy a poorly fellow motorhomers is getting.

Richard.

 

[davanne]

 

[Zepp]

I am in Portugal so I can call in and pick the phone up before you pop off

 

[Puddleduck]

 

[hilldweller]

It really is rather touching to see the amount of sympathy a poorly fellow motorhomers is getting.

Richard.

Pah.

Don't worry about him, anyone who can live on FB pies will never succum to illness.

It'll take a wooden stake to finish him off.

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[Chris]

Get well soon JJ, from another poorly Funster.

 

[Lenny HB]

I bags the Classic Hymer, my daughter would love it.

Not much sympthay from me I've had a terrible cough for 4 weeks the boss made me go to the Doc last week. Doc reckons an alergy to BP pills I've been taking for years, not happy took ages last time to find pills I didn't react to.

 

[buttons]

That is a pitty, I was hoping to pop up to see you next month.

 

[yodeli]

Nowt that a good drop of Portugese brandy in your evening coco won't cure.
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But if you don't survive would you leave me your new phone in your will.........please.

Richard.

OI ! ME first !

 

[Robert Clark]

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[dabhand]

It appears I am nearing the end...

I am a Rufty Tufty, Off Site, Full Time Motorhomer but I have been struck down but some awful, obviously deadly, disease.

I never get ill.

A hacking and painful, chest wrenching cough keeps me from sleeping.

The sad thing is I bought my new phone today and I don't think I will have long enough to learn how to use it properly.

Shame.


JJ

So, you have a man cold then?!

 

[champers]

Hope you feel better soon JJ ..



John n Kath x

 

[movan]

Jj .. you are just jealous cos they are giving me a Viking sendoff on Jaws' thread .... huh ... you've probably just got a little frog in your throat..

 

[Cat53]

My prescription is Vicks, Vicks and more Vicks. On your chest and throat all the way up your sCMSCMs muscles. The two long muscles that run in a 'V' shape up the sides of your neck. Under your nose and the soles of your feet. Get well soon. ...... And as I actually offered some advice, please can I have your phone!!

 

[pappajohn]

You ain't going to pop yer clogs just yet JJ.
had the same cough last night which also kept me from my slumber but I'm still here today....minus cough for some reason

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[Anthea M]

Don't forget to wet your lettuce!!
Take care that man flu is a serious thing for men!!

 

[Chris]

Take care that man flu is a serious thing for men!!

Well it's much, much worse than bird flu.

 

[Anthea M]

Well it's much, much worse than bird flu.

Birds still have to clean, cook , work , shop and look after men!!! When they have that flu

 

[Zigisla]

Just the remedy.

 

[davanne]

Get well soon JJ, from another poorly Funster.

You looking for sympathy as well !!!!!!

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