I Am A Shattered Man...

[JJ]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

 

[The Dotties]

Have you asked her? You maybe pleasantly surprised

 

[JJ]

Have you asked her? You maybe pleasantly surprised

Oh pleeeeese...

Don't fill me with false hope...

JJ

 

[Mikey RV]

Donot blame her when she could have me.

 

[pappajohn]

The 3 amigos... Clarkson, Hammond and May are multi millionaires as well.
Clarkson net worth £60,000,000
May net worth £40,000,000
Hammond net worth £40,000,000

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[pappajohn]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

I'm positive Franky would have something to say if she did.
Nothing like a woman scorned.

 

[Crazylegs]

She is right up there with Felicity Kendal a former rear of the year if I remember correctly.

 

[nicholsong]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

Console yourself with the thought that she might not have done so when she was poor.

 

[Vipar]

I want to see a woman of her age first thing in the morning with no makeup before I make any propositions

 

[MitchandJenny]

I want to see a woman of her age first thing in the morning with no makeup before I make any propositions

Looked fine upstairs this morning.
Mitch

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[Vipar]

Creep

 

[Figaro]

JC's wealth may be taking a hit if his Diddly Squat farm program is to be believed.
I'm sure it'll come good in the end though and make him buckets more cash

 

[Vanderek]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

That's not absolutely fabulous

 

[VXman]

JC's wealth may be taking a hit if his Diddly Squat farm program is to be believed.
I'm sure it'll come good in the end though and make him buckets more cash

The farm maybe struggling but I'm sure the money from Amazon more than covers it.

 

[movan]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

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[Wabs]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

Don’t worry, I’ll tell her when she comes out of the shower

 

[JJ]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

But Joy... I never knew.

Why didn't you tell me?

I could have phoned him up and put in a good word for you.

JJ

 

[The Lord Squid]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

Look on the bright side - her political views might not coincide with yours.

 

[davidbaldam]

I want to see a woman of her age first thing in the morning with no makeup before I make any propositions

How do you first thing when you look in the shaving mirror

 

[davidbaldam]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

That’s because he doesn’t know what he’s missing.

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[Bernie P]

It's over...

Just learnt today that Joanna Lumley is a multi-millionairess.

Discovering that, I have had to give my head a shake and accept, once and for all, she will not run away with me in my little 1993 Fiat Ducato Burstner.

Devastated.


JJ

You're not alone. I'm in the same position with Jennifer Anniston

 

[rangi]

Oh no! Joy @movan fancies Sharp!! and not a Lee Marvin Lookalike

OH! noooooo!

Life is cruel !!

 

[Hirsch]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

You wouldn't want to live in Sheffield movan

 

[Jamesh]

Money cannot bring you happiness it only prevents hardship. Remember that and you want go far wrong!!

Cheers James

 

[Grummyb]

I though

Oh no! Joy @movan fancies Sharp!! and not a Lee Marvin Lookalike

OH! noooooo!

Life is cruel !!

I thought Joy had been rejected by Mr Bean makes more sense now I've realised it's Sharpe not half Sharpe she fancies

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[lorger]

She lives just up the road so if you want I can ask her if she likes Burstner motorhomes

 

[Tea Bag]

her age first thing in the morning with no makeup

Hi.
Whatever happened to ladies only needing a pulse ?..... No makeup ?..... LAST of my requirements...............
Tea Bag

 

[MitchandJenny]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

He isn’t good enough !!
Mitch

 

[Gaston aires]

Get a fake tan and tell her your a Ghurka.
Phil

 

[carolyn]

Welcome to my world Jj.

Sean Bean constantly rejects me.

Have you seen him in ”Time” Joy? He was absolutely incredible. Like you I fell in love with him in Sharp, even though he is a blond and not my type at all, but he really is amazing.

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