For all Yorkshire souls

[Casper46]

I am being sent lots of jokes and poems by friends. I really appreciated this one:—

Yesterday God was seen walking round Yorkshire. What are you doing he was asked. “Working from home” was his reply.

 

[Sabino]

As an atheist, I don't believe in Yorkshire.

 

[thebriars]

As an atheist, I don't believe in Yorkshire.

That's great, the less visitors the better at the moment.

 

[RandallC]

Don't tell all the folk that no longer live there are on missionary work!

Me thinks, cant be all it's cracked up to be given the number of escapees

 

[RandallC]

Ok OK was a cheap shot, but it lobbed a stone in the pond, lets enjoy the ripples.

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[Marty Gilly and Pup]

Don't tell all the folk that no longer live there are on missionary work!

Me thinks, cant be all it's cracked up to be given the number of escapees

Watch it.

 

[RandallC]

Watch it.

How is the frozen North?

Can advise us southern (ex-potteries - South Wales) softies are enjoying a rare bit of sunshine and dare I say dry weather. In fact expecting official confirmation of drought conditions next week

 

[RandallC]

Just to add ... .... ....

My ex manager was a Yorkshire man. And you could all ways count on the old adage:

You can always tell a Yorkshire person.... BUT you can never tell em much!

 

[georgio]

How is the frozen North?

Can advise us southern (ex-potteries - South Wales) softies are enjoying a rare bit of sunshine and dare I say dry weather. In fact expecting an official deceleration of drought conditions next week

Its not bad, its still T shirt weather like it has been for the past 5 months , getting a bit hot now though.

 

[RandallC]

Its not bad, its still T shirt weather like it has been for the past 5 months , getting a bit hot now though.

Classic, My thanks for your understatement.

Used to live in North Staffs was a regular to see ice on the inside of the windows, but best was Aunts frozen in a glass of water false teeth on the bedside table.

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[Camdoon]

I am being sent lots of jokes and poems by friends. I really appreciated this one:—

Yesterday God was seen walking round Yorkshire. What are you doing he was asked. “Working from home” was his reply.

Very brave.

 

[JohnJan]

Isn't Yorkshire a part of Scotland?

 

[TheTwoOfUs]

I can understand your frustration Sabino It can't be very nice knowing that God created the perfect county and then threw all the rubbish that was left over the hill and called it Lancashire.

 

[RandallC]

Isn't Yorkshire a part of Scotland?

Not unless you have a second home to visit.

 

[WESTY66]

Isn't Yorkshire a part of Scotland?

I think is Doncaster that’s part of Scotland!
HTF that works I don’t know?‍?‍

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[WESTY66]

There are only two kinds of people, those that were BORN in Yorkshire, and those who wished they were!!????

 

[WESTY66]

I can understand your frustration Sabino It can't be very nice knowing that God created the perfect county and then threw all the rubbish that was left over the hill and called it Lancashire.

Howard H

 

[RandallC]

There are only two kinds of people, those that were BORN in Yorkshire, and those who wished they were!!????

Miss spelt were = weren't

 

[Howard H]

Howard H

How we laughed ???

 

[WESTY66]

Miss spelt were = weren't

Miss spelt = Misspelt?

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[Nasher]

Is this Yorkshire place you post about somewhere in that gigantic wasteland North of Watford?

 

[RandallC]

Is this Yorkshire place you post about somewhere in that gigantic wasteland North of Watford?

No it's a long way north of there.

Pretty place inhabitants speak a strange English dialect.

 

[Dorwyn]

Now look. Am I a Yorkshire soul or what. Borne in Yorkshire at the age of 0. Lived there until I was 11, and moved sarth cos they did. I spoke Yorkshire in the school playground for about 3 weeks, survived that. So, is it OK if I enjoy these Yorkshire jokes (I do). I feel a southerner (ie, my wife). Where do I fit in? You guys don;t realise what it's like!

 

[glenn2926]

Isn't Yorkshire a part of Scotland?

Probably better for us tykes if it was.

 

[PeteH]

Isn't Yorkshire a part of Scotland?

A Brave man. Obviously one who likes to live dangerously. I`m surprised, that it was not universally known that "The almighty" was a Yorkshire person?. That would be down to the innate modesty, of Honest Hard working "Take no prisoners" Folk. Of Course?.

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[glenn2926]

Is this Yorkshire place you post about somewhere in that gigantic wasteland North of Watford?

You’ll know when you get there. Fewer people, less traffic, less pollution, not all of the land has been built on, the green stuff on the floor is not carpet it’s called grass. Food eats it. The white fluffy looking animals are called sheep?. We eat them. We also eat the big black and white animals. They’re called cows ? the milk you buy comes from them. Don’t be afraid when the locals say Eyup or now then it’s called being friendly. We do it all the time up here even dare I say it, to people we don’t know. The sticky up bits of land are not piles of rubbish they are called hills⛰. Hope this helps???

 

[Nasher]

You’ll know when you get there. Fewer people, less traffic, less pollution, not all of the land has been built on, the green stuff on the floor is not carpet it’s called grass. Food eats it. The white fluffy looking animals are called sheep?. We eat them. We also eat the big black and white animals. They’re called cows ? the milk you buy comes from them. Don’t be afraid when the

Sounds very much like South Wales where I live, except of course we also have some of the best beaches in the world & people are happy to spend money! ?

 

[Paulypaul]

Now look. Am I a Yorkshire soul or what. Borne in Yorkshire at the age of 0. Lived there until I was 11, and moved sarth cos they did. I spoke Yorkshire in the school playground for about 3 weeks, survived that. So, is it OK if I enjoy these Yorkshire jokes (I do). I feel a southerner (ie, my wife). Where do I fit in? You guys don;t realise what it's like!

A Yorkshireman trapped in a southerners body ey?

 

[Paulypaul]

You’ll know when you get there. Fewer people, less traffic, less pollution, not all of the land has been built on, the green stuff on the floor is not carpet it’s called grass. Food eats it. The white fluffy looking animals are called sheep?. We eat them. We also eat the big black and white animals. They’re called cows ? the milk you buy comes from them. Don’t be afraid when the locals say Eyup or now then it’s called being friendly. We do it all the time up here even dare I say it, to people we don’t know. The sticky up bits of land are not piles of rubbish they are called hills⛰. Hope this helps???

Are the rainbows really in black & white like I've heard?

 

[Casper46]

Are the rainbows really in black & white like I've heard?
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Its not that they are black and white, They just look black and white compared to the dazzling brightness of the countryside.

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