Closing down rambling threads - Suggestion

[Nanniemate]

My tortoise was named Fred and he used to bite your toes if you had red nail polish on

Did they taste like chicken

 

[Rog NotJane]

 

[Janine]

Did they taste like chicken

Maybe strawberries?

 

[rolosroller]

Disappointed that only 10% of the readership so far have bothered to contribute to this (now) completely pointless thread

11% now

 

[Morning Major]

I think the new pope is a Catholic

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[Roby2008]

11% now

Keep calm and carry on ......

 

[Janine]

I think the new pope is a Catholic

But does he sh1t in the woods?

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

But does he sh1t in the woods?

Quite possibly when in Peru, probably not so much in the Vatican? But that’s only a wild hairy arsed guess.

 

[carolyn]

Thankyou for the reminder, must buy marmalade as son in law arriving from Panama which is closer to Peru than here. Daughter is coming too of course but marmalade not required for her.

 

[bobnick]

I try to title my threads so all know what it's about and can ignore them....................most usually do.........their loss

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[Winger]

Anyone seen Karen?

 

[Cookieboy68]

My birthday falls the day after Wellington’s - and who remembers ‘The Eyeballs in the Sky’!

I do ,the Perishers, when Boot goes on holiday, he looks in Rockpools ,and the Crabs and things refer to to" the eyeballs in the sky"

 

[KNWH]

What thread is this? I joined it late and wouldn't want to go off topic . . .

Is it one of these?

 

[Nanniemate]

Anyone seen Karen?

Shes down the road by the lamppost near the black and white cat

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Daughter is coming too of course but marmalade not required for her.

Half a story. Why does your daughter not require marmalade and what is required for her instead?

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[RowleyBirkinQC]

Anyone seen Karen?

Not recently, but the last time I did see her she was in Devizes. No cat though, be that feline or public house.

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Did they taste like chicken

Tortoises I think are vegetarian. So how would they know if toes taste of chicken

 

[Nanniemate]

Tortoises I think are vegetarian. So how would they know if toes taste of chicken

They would ask the hare. Who in turn would ask the fox

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Tortoises I think are vegetarian. So how would they know if toes taste of chicken

Apparently some are opportunistic and will dine on carrion, despite the lack of red toe nail polish.

 

[Peavy]

Tortoise is Tortuga in Spanish. Can you say Tortuga?

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[Barriesimpson]

Tortoise is Tortuga in Spanish. Can you say Tortuga?

Also the turtle.

 

[Peavy]

Also the turtle.

Is there any difference between tortoise and turtle? Why you have two words while we have just one?

 

[Barriesimpson]

Is there any difference between tortoise and turtle? Why you have two words while we have just one?

Turtles are the marine version of tortoises - water proof. So 'tortuga acuática'.

 

[Sedge5]

You lot on here are completely bonkers . . . I love it!

 

[carolyn]

Half a story. Why does your daughter not require marmalade and what is required for her instead?

She doesn’t like marmalade but worry not the list of treats for her is very long!

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[Kannon Fodda]

Do tortoises like marmalade?

 

[RowleyBirkinQC]

Do tortoises like marmalade?

On toes? Janine might know…

 

[daventess]

Disappointed that only 10% of the readership so far have bothered to contribute to this (now) completely pointless thread

Now THAT'S the spirit!

 

[Nanniemate]

Is there any difference between tortoise and turtle? Why you have two words while we have just one?

One tastes like chicken the other tastes like fish

 

[Janine]

Who was Rambling Sid Rumpole?

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