Christmas. Is NOT cancelled, how to invite 30

[colyboy]

Simple................................

 

[franknjan]

Kill the turkey?

 

[Podney]

I’m confused.

 

[Bognor Saint]

I’m confused.

It's bound to be something to do with the tour de France and lycra.

 

[Chris]

I love these threads.

It’s like pin the tail on the donkey

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[xYachties]

Kill the turkey

 

[The Lord Squid]

Arrange a shooting party.

 

[Figaro]

Kill the turkey and invite 30 to the funeral

 

[Podney]

Ah yes,obvious really,my excuse being that I have lost interest in the latest barrage of rules.
I now rely on my Common Sense...........now there’s a novel idea! No,you’re right,that wouldn’t work would it!

 

[Two on Tour]

So what's it going to be, a cremation as is the case in many households at Christmas dinner.

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[XxAnthxX]

So what's it going to be, a cremation as is the case in many households at Christmas dinner.

Merry Christmas......

 

[Two on Tour]

Right, that's the turkey, sorry the deceased sorted, now all we need to do is find a priest that's spare.

 

[Carolyn and Kev]

Chatsworth House is shutting down the Christmas Markets this year if that helps?

Kev

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Simple................................

Yes there are some simple people on here

 

[Larrynwin]

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[ctc]

Not cancelled? Yet another disappointment. God rest ye merry merchants.

 

[spongebob]

I love turkey, I love turkey, I love turkey, I love turkey, I love turkey, I love turkey, I love turkey, it’s better than those chinese bats

 

[franknjan]

Right, that's the turkey, sorry the deceased sorted, now all we need to do is find a priest that's spare.

I think I've still got a "priest" from when I used to go fishing. You can use that.

 

[Clipgate]

I like these Paganism festivals, nothing like a meeting around a Yew tree in the nude to spice up a winter's tale

 

[Larrynwin]

OK I’ve got the Holly , you can bring the ivy

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[ManTheVan]

Simple................................

Are you going to keep us all in suspense forever?

 

[Podney]

Are you going to keep us all in suspense forever?

See #30

 

[ManTheVan]

See #30

Sorry, being a bit fik, but we’re only on post #23?? ...or is this a completely ironic thread, in which case, I’ll get my iron...

 

[Garfields]

I now rely on my Common Sense...........now there’s a novel idea! No,you’re right,that wouldn’t work would it!

Problem being you have to rely on other's having some as well

 

[Riverbankannie]

Can people stop mentioning the C word please.

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[Podney]

Sorry, being a bit fik, but we’re only on post #23?? ...or is this a completely ironic thread, in which case, I’ll get my iron...

I’d like to say that it was my brilliant attempt at humour.......................as in, How much longer do we have to wait.

But actually I haven’t got the foggiest idea where the figure 30 came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My only excuse is that I posted before 9am which is far too early for my remaining grey cell!

 

[Geo]

Talking of Christmas
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