Am i been naughty its not Cornwall or Devon.

[Mr porky]

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

Thought it was cream then the jam?

 

[Larrynwin]

No it’s jam then the clotted cream

 

[suavecarve]

Youre not sat on the fence, youre sort of sat on the Tamar and eating it vertically I presume ?

 

[delta juliet]

Thought it was cream then the jam?

That depends on whether in Devon or Cornwall...

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[David and Sally]

He’s done side by side. That will upset both Devon and Cornwall. Barred for life.

 

[Howard H]

The worlds gone mad

 

[carolyn]

It’s not clotted cream so it’s completely irrelevant.

 

[Mr porky]

Bite bite bite equally. To be fair either way and I’m happy

 

[Mr porky]

It’s not clotted cream so it’s completely irrelevant.

Ahh mr perfecto. Sorry it’s what I had in the fridge. However the scone and the jam were both from Devon Surely I get points for that

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[carolyn]

Ahh mr perfecto. Sorry it’s what I had in the fridge. However the scone and the jam were both from Devon Surely I get points for that

I’m not saying I wouldn’t enjoy eating them it’s just that the order is irrelevant if the cream’s not clotted! I’m just jealous really. I’m not a Mr so I am a bit pedantic...

 

[Mr porky]

We are Moving into Cornwall so if I put my Devon jam onto a Cornish scone with clotted cream who wins

 

[Brains]

'Taint zakly proper job that.

 

[deleted79651]

I’m not saying I wouldn’t enjoy eating them it’s just that the order is irrelevant if the cream’s not clotted! I’m just jealous really. I’m not a Mr so I am a bit pedantic...

Pedantic? Pardon me, I think you'll find the term is 'a pedant' ....

Steve

 

[old-mo]

We are Moving into Cornwall so if I put my Devon jam onto a Cornish scone with clotted cream who wins

Turn around and go back into Dorset....

The cream is much fresher there...

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[Mr porky]

Turn around and go back into Dorset....

The cream is much fresher there...

We will be Enjoying Dorset but not till June

 

[Pausim]

I

Pedantic? Pardon me, I think you'll find the term is 'a pedant' ....

Steve

I am a pedantic pedant who does one half cream first and one half jam first, just to show that in Dorset no one cares which way you do it.

 

[Mr porky]

I reckon the guy who set up the cream or jam first was just a greedy pig who wanted not 1 but 2 scones

 

[JJ]

Pedantic? Pardon me, I think you'll find the term is 'a pedant' ....

Steve

Excuse me Mr Steve...

"Pedantic" is an adjective not a noun.

You can't say "I am a bit of a pedantic"... it must be "I am am a bit of a pedant" as Ms carolyn correctly posted.

Hope this helps...

(You started it!)

JJ

PS. Folk who put the jam on before the clotted cream are just wrong.

 

[old-mo]

We will be Enjoying Dorset but not till June

Give me a shout when you are there...

I will treat you to a "Proper"... Clotted cream tea at "Upwey Wishing well"... here =

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Proper THICK cream made just round the corner..

None of your mixed synthetic stuff...

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[deleted79651]

Excuse me Mr Steve...

"Pedantic" is an adjective not a noun.

You can't say "I am a bit of a pedantic"... it must be "I am am a bit of a pedant" as Ms carolyn correctly posted.

Hope this helps...

(You started it!)

JJ

PS. Folk who put the jam on before the clotted cream are just wrong.

Excuse me for being a pedant, but I didn't start it; Carolyn started on about pedantry ...

Steve

 

[Mr porky]

Give me a shout when you are there...

I will treat you to a "Proper"... Clotted cream tea at "Upwey Wishing well"... here =

Upwey Wishing Well | Indulget Afternoon Tea Weymouth

Indulge yourself in delicious afternoon tea Weymouth in Dorset at Upwey Wishing well. We also serve fresh and locally sourced food.

www.upweywishingwell.co.uk

Proper THICK cream made just round the corner..

None of your mixed synthetic stuff...

Thank you sounds proper

 

[pappajohn]

Cream then jam ...... Have you tried spreading jam on cream.

 

[delta juliet]

Cream then jam ...... Have you tried spreading jam on cream.

Don’t spread, dollop it !

 

[Lenny HB]

What no butter!

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[Mr porky]

What no butter!

Even I know that’s a heavens response

 

[Coastal Cruiser.]

What no butter!

 

[Lenny HB]

Even I know that’s a heavens response

Well I would be in heaven if it had some butter

 

[glenn2926]

I’ve always put the jam on first as I cannot fathom out how to spread jam onto cream . It all just moves about and makes a mess. If any of the cream first gang can tell me how to spread jam on top of cream I’ll give it a go.

 

[Lenny HB]

If I have a cream tea out and it comes without butter I make them go and get some.

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