Rally’s ... dare I ask what goes on? (1 Viewer)

[Gaston aires]

Have seen “Harlots” on TV, just like rallies if you’re lucky, depends who turns up ? but usually it’s banter, help, drinking, and friendship.
Mostly great fun.
Phil

 

[movan]

Oh, yes also loads of help if you have any queries about how something works in your van.... but you may have to decide when you get 3 different answers.

 

[funflair]

funflair
"I think your best bet is to turn up at a rally,"

Hmmmm! Interesting concept. Just "Turning up at a rally"

If you really want to see a Rally Marshall go puce, just turn up without him knowing you're coming.

Ah OK, should I have worded that differently Possibly.

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[bobnick]

Knowing my luck i would pull the wife's keys out of the bowl.........................so unlucky i had a rocking horse that died.

 

[Langtoftlad]

If you really want to see a Rally Marshall go puce, just turn up without him knowing you're coming.

I seem to recall some controversy about that - one funster suggested that it was a good idea, based on the theory every rally has no-shows...

 

[Emmit]

I seem to recall some controversy about that - one funster suggested that it was a good idea, based on the theory every rally has no-shows...

You are duly awarded the Gold Medal of the 'Grand Order of the wooden spoon'

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[peterc10]

Perhaps I should note the thetford dates then

Actually you would probably be better with a small informal rally at first. Our first one was at the Peterborough show with over 100 other funsters' motorhomes. Only got talking to half a dozen, as most people sat with friends they knew. That put us off a bit. The next one we went to was a small 15 van meet and we all sat in one large circle talking to everybody while DuxDeluxe served the Pimms.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Actually you would probably be better with a small informal rally at first. Our first one was at the Peterborough show with over 100 other funsters' motorhomes. Only got talking to half a dozen, as most people sat with friends they knew. That put us off a bit. The next one we went to was a small 15 van meet and we all sat in one large circle talking to everybody while DuxDeluxe served the Pimms.

Oh yes...... sounds very familiar. I much prefer the smaller meets as counter-intuitively you meet more people, unless like me you wander around grinning manically at everyone. My Pimms is legendary, apparently
We didn't half get through a lot of it - someone had to raid Sainsgogs for some more

 

[Janine]

Actually you would probably be better with a small informal rally at first. Our first one was at the Peterborough show with over 100 other funsters' motorhomes. Only got talking to half a dozen, as most people sat with friends they knew. That put us off a bit. The next one we went to was a small 15 van meet and we all sat in one large circle talking to everybody while DuxDeluxe served the Pimms.

Absolutely right!

I was lucky that my first rally was quite small and my initiation quite gentle.

I find that, even if people are gathered in groups, if you take your chair and a bottle of wine, you will be made very welcome.

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[TerryL]

Take TWO bottles and they'll find you a chair..............................

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Take TWO bottles and they'll find you a chair..............................

Take 3 and they will rig a hammock for the night

 

[ChrisSue]

After two bottles I'd not find a chair!

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[Wissel]

The first rule of Rally's is, you don't talk about Rally's.

The second rule of Rally's is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT RALLY'S

Everyone arrives, gets naked and the orgy starts!

You didn't mention the sacrifices?








Damn, broke rule 1. That's the sacrifice sorted

PS. I've not been to one yet, but have a few booked and looking forward to them

 

[Janine]

PS. I've not been to one yet, but have a few booked and looking forward to them

Hmmmm...am I booked on the same rallies....?

 

[mitzimad]

Not on my rally

if i was you martin id throw the motorcycle keys in

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[deleted79651]

The Thetford one is just a gathering to talk about toilets.

Do you get bogged down often? Or flushed with success? Or, perhaps bowled over? I imagine that music will be played from the cassette, mainly Chamber Music, and that the Motorhome Chat will carry reports from the Event, supported by a few more modest comments

Meanwhile, in tomorrow's Sun ...

Steve

 

[Lofty1]

Take a potted pampus grass plant to leave outside your door!!!

 

[Janine]

Take a potted pampus grass plant to leave outside your door!!!

Shhhhhhh.....

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[deleted79651]

Knowing my luck i would pull the wife's keys out of the bowl.........................so unlucky i had a rocking horse that died.

'And me brother shot both our parents so that we could attend the Orphans' Picnic ... '

Steve

 

[Lofty1]

Shhhhhhh.....

Sorry janine, but you cannot have the only one.lol

 

[movan]

Smaller meets, look at the Staycation thread re Woodside Farm CL. You would be made most welcome.

Riverbankannie

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[Janine]

Sorry janine, but you cannot have the only one.lol

You know what they say - have pampas, will travel

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Do you get bogged down often? Or flushed with success? Or, perhaps bowled over? I imagine that music will be played from the cassette, mainly Chamber Music, and that the Motorhome Chat will carry reports from the Event, supported by a few more modest comments

Meanwhile, in tomorrow's Sun ...

Steve

You fit right in here with that sense of humour

 

[DuxDeluxe]

You know what they say - have pampas, will travel

Is the pampas grass thing really true? Asking for a friend with a large front garden of course.....

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[Janine]

Is the pampas grass thing really true? Asking for a friend with a large front garden of course.....

Of course it is! I grew up in a small village with pampas grass in the front gardens of quite a few houses...

 

[ChrisSue]

Would artificial pampas grass in a pot outside the motorhome door be ok? Asking for a friend obviously

 

[Lofty1]

Would artificial pampas grass in a pot outside the motorhome door be ok? Asking for a friend obviously

What artificial insemination, has to be the real thing

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[ChrisSue]

What artificial insemination, has to be the real thing

Good point. I'll tell my friend

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Of course it is! I grew up in a small village with pampas grass in the front gardens of quite a few houses...

You are far too young for the swinging '60's

 

[DuxDeluxe]

marchie - this is absolutely standard MH Fun thread drift.......

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