Who are you if you google your name? (1 Viewer)

[Brains]

I'm a convicted drug smuggler doing a long stretch at his majesty's' pleasure

Apparently I invented a seriously fast (60mph +) 'cigarette' power boat able to outrun any revenue cutter whilst carrying upto 1.5 tonnes of cannabis or tobacco between Morocco and Spain.

After flogging several dozen of the boats for six figure sums (cash only) I eventually got caught, but it took HMRC several years to find where I'd invested the money.

I'm going to be a bit brassic once I get out.
Anyone need a 'delivery man'
Know what I mean guv'ner, wink wink.

 

[dunnah01]

I'm just a large actor

 

[Googlebot]

I am me!

Has my picture and everything, even media interviews.

 

[BouncyBoatFolk]

I'm a convicted drug smuggler doing a long stretch at his majesty's' pleasure

Apparently I invented a seriously fast (60mph +) 'cigarette' power boat able to outrun any revenue cutter whilst carrying upto 1.5 tonnes of cannabis or tobacco between Morocco and Spain.

After flogging several dozen of the boats for six figure sums (cash only) I eventually got caught, but it took HMRC several years to find where I'd invested the money.

I'm going to be a bit brassic once I get out.
Anyone need a 'delivery man'
Know what I mean guv'ner, wink wink.

Just googled myself and it came back as my namesake also being convicted drug dealer as well !!
Mike the hash.

 

[Googlebot]

This is a great thread!

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[lorger]

Male model so must be a lookalike too

 

[suavecarve]

I am an actor, an explorer, a campus manager at a University and a former manager of Newcastle United (who is supposed to be related to me)

 

[Carpmart]

There is only one of me!

 

[Clivefog]

Oh blimey I'm a convicted scout leader on sex charges (I assume with scouts). Wish I had not looked now

 

[DBK]

I was a bit thrown by the links to my obituary. But after checking my pulse I've decided these are a bit premature.

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[Jays2]

I am a character in a novel, which i have read!
This is it :-
Galt is acknowledged to be a philosopher and inventor; he believes in the power and glory of the human mind, and the rights of individuals to use their minds solely for themselves.

What more can i say!

 

[Otter Spotter]

I am an Irish musician and songwriter

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[Bluemooner]

I come up as an electric cutter for bread

 

[The Coops]

I am a Lord an actor a University Professor an MP and a Rapper!

 

[Lisa]

I'm an evergreen shrub

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[Spriddler]

I'm an evergreen shrub

Teresa Green.

 

[Jo662]

I shared the Nobel prize for physics in 1951,and was instrumental in the development of nuclear power.

 

[PaulyP]

I’m a “sir” I have a CBE and I am a professor and English historian and hispanist, biographer of Francisco franco and a specialist in Spanish history.

 

[Larby]

I be the viillidge iiddiet

 

[Janine]

A South African doctor!

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[davanne]

Apparently I work in the faculty of law at Oxford University

 

[BouncyBoatFolk]

There is only one of me!

Chesney Hawks, nice to meet you.

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I am two people……. One is a sadly recently deceased expert wood turner…… the other one is a fat bloke with a beard standing up and blethering at conferences all over the place about ships fuels and fuel quality to some very bored audiences.

I leave you to guess which one is actually me!

 

[Jewellbags]

Could tell you but would have to kill you soz ;-)

 

[AlunandFelicie]

I’m the managing director of an analytical firm
The father figure of pedriatic nutrition
Oh and I run a mile for every year so I’m well on the way to 2024 miles this year (if I actually tried to run one it would be my last year).

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[scousebird]

Apparently I am a Uni lecturer in Marketing Research.

 

[brocola]

Oh my! Apparently I’m a US talk radio host and also a gay porn star from the 1980s. Boom chicka wah wah

 

[nicholsong]

Using my full name comes up with nothing.

Does that mean that I am unique?

OR

That, as I have always thought, Google is not a good research tool

 

[DJT]

Apparently I’m the richest man in Canada $60 billion USD net worth 21st richest man in the world!!!
DJT

 

[sedge]

Baroness Chapman of Darlington and also a respected member of the Hong Kong Jockey Club apparently who's married to a bloke called Price. I don't remember either of those personas, oddly enough.......

At least I exist, whereas I don't according to Google if I'd stuck with my maiden surname or my first husband - but I seem to recall quite a lot about both former lives!

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