Where are all the Brits!!

[Rog NotJane]

so I end up playing with myself

This is also something I don’t want to see.

 

[BikerGraham]

Just got on the tunnel train st Folkestone.

A good few British van also boarding.

 

[nicholsong]

I don't wanna meet you fellow Brits when abroad! You're all two faced!! Oh yeah you're all waves and smiles when we pass on the road but as soon as I spot one on an Aire or quiet wild camping spot and go running across shouting and cheering with my guitar and a stack of that French super strength tramp lager you don't wanna know and pretend to be out or asleep so I end up playing with myself!

Will any of you be sociable this summer or what? Im easy to spot. My Wifi hot spot is "Mad Axe Murderer".

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You need not worry about two-faced Brits when we meet - one Brit, one Pole.

BTW can you please bring 6 x 250gr Bovril jars for me please?

 

[TwistNShout]

We heard a fair few British accents in Colmar, no idea if they were motorhomers, and met one very nice couple in Riquewihr who are in their MH. Other than that, as usual, we might have seen a couple of UK vans driving in the last few weeks and none camped at the same places.

We have had two different German guys ask if we're Ukrainian though

 

[barryd]

You need not worry about two-faced Brits when we meet - one Brit, one Pole.

BTW can you please bring 6 x 250gr Bovril jars for me please?

So you are wanting me to bring in illegal contraband into Europe? Whats it worth?

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[Roby2008]

What percentage of brits drive a LHD? Not me but we heard there of some! (Poking the bear Lenny).

I drive one

 

[Landy Andy]

I don't wanna meet you fellow Brits when abroad! You're all two faced!! Oh yeah you're all waves and smiles when we pass on the road but as soon as I spot one on an Aire or quiet wild camping spot and go running across shouting and cheering with my guitar and a stack of that French super strength tramp lager you don't wanna know and pretend to be out or asleep so I end up playing with myself!

Will any of you be sociable this summer or what? Im easy to spot. My Wifi hot spot is "Mad Axe Murderer".

I don’t mind waving. But the last thing I want to do on holiday is talk to people from the UK. It’s horrible when your hunted out by those who have had the luxury of months and months away but then want to talk about the UK during my limited 2 weeks max time out of the UK.

 

[barryd]

I don’t mind waving. But the last thing I want to do on holiday is talk to people from the UK. It’s horrible when your hunted out by those who have had the luxury of months and months away but then want to talk about the UK during my limited 2 weeks max time out of the UK.

Oh I won't want to talk about the UK. I'll just play Ace of Spades on me toy guitar and drink all your booze.

 

[PaulW2]

I don't wanna meet you fellow Brits when abroad! You're all two faced!! Oh yeah you're all waves and smiles when we pass on the road but as soon as I spot one on an Aire or quiet wild camping spot and go running across shouting and cheering with my guitar and a stack of that French super strength tramp lager you don't wanna know and pretend to be out or asleep so I end up playing with myself!

There is an anthropology study in this I think.

"Greeting rituals and tribal identity among UK-based motorhomers: social familiarity and rules of inclusion and exclusion."

 

[nicholsong]

So you are wanting me to bring in illegal contraband into Europe? Whats it worth?

You could decant it into Marmite jars, as long as you sterilised them.

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[BikerGraham]

Just pulled into a site outside Blois next to the river Loire.

It’s busy. A couple of British caravans. No other British motorhome that we have noticed yet.

Going to spend 3 nights here then move on towards the Dordogne.

It’s €20 a night including EHU. With Acsi. So that’s around £17.50 ish.
Can’t complain with that.

Having a break as left home yesterday about 11:15hrs so around 675 miles

Beer is open. Cheers peeps

 

[Mart 63]

We are 3 weeks into our trip, didn't see many Brit vans in Spain. Seen a few at the Algarve motorhome park in Tavera. On a site in Alvor now, a couple on here.

 

[mohobot]

Hardly seen any Brits on my tour to Netherlands, Germany & Austria so far! Mind you not many French vans either, fewer Dutch about than normal as well but plenty of Germans!

 

[barryd]

You could decant it into Marmite jars, as long as you sterilised them.

Years ago before the plastic "lightweight" jars Michelle used to decant literally 100+ jars of Lift Lemon tea into dozens of plastic see through takeaway boxes to take with us from the UK. So under our dinette seat we had stacks of these little boxes full of this fine brown powder. I always thought if we get searched it was gonna be fun trying to explain what they were.