What needs smuggling?

[Dorset Diver]

As soon as there are borders there is usually smuggling. So what should we be moving between England, Scotland and Wales whilst there are lockdowns in place?

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Illegals.

 

[Vipar]

I’m not sure yet. But I was taught to be cautious so I hope that I will not get caught.

Edit. Budgies, I have just the thing for smuggling them across the boarder

 

[Kannon Fodda]

FLTs

 

[Fulham Dave]

Livestock! Sheep across one, haggis the other

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[phase3begins]

Wheelbarrows. Old joke

 

[Mr Chrysalis]

Budgies?

 

[fat haggis]

Cheaper booze in engirland than scotchland. A lot cheaper so can I ask for 4 cases of Stella for the van fridge

 

[Spriddler]

Budgies, (for the NMC).

 

[Geo]

As soon as there are borders there is usually smuggling. So what should we be moving between England, Scotland and Wales whilst there are lockdowns in place?

Motor Homes we've already started.

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[M-J]

Budgies?

 

[David and Sally]

Budgies?

Budgie smugglers??

 

[Otter Spotter]

Budgie smugglers??

Where’s the money in that ?

 

[Dorset Diver]

Where’s the money in that ?

Pass Otter Spotter. I've just been hoping someone would explain

 

[Otter Spotter]

Male Prostitution in a motorhome !
reminds me of Mike Harding’s old classic song about ‘lilo lil‘ with mattress on her back

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[GerTee]

Marmite you either love it or hate it

 

[Tea Bag]

Hi.
Racing pigeon saddles into Lancashire and Yorkshire.......
Tea Bag

 

[TheBig1]

if any of this lot plan on wearing budgie smugglers I would like to suggest you stick the spare pair of socks (potato if your Irish) down the FRONT not the back!!

 

[Lynne Roy]

Well you stand a good chance of not getting caught, we travelled home to Wales today , just over the border followed a police car for 10 miles, passed two going the other way, no one was interested x

 

[Potty]

Cheaper booze in engirland than scotchland. A lot cheaper so can I ask for 4 cases of Stella for the van fridge

People here have been doing that since the minimum price came in. Why do you think NS keeps telling us not to travel to England?

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[glenn2926]

Wheelbarrows. Old joke

I heard the same joke as bicycles.

 

[TinaLes]

Booze Price Update for Englandshire.
18 tins of Stella is £13.98 Lidl or £14 Sainsburys.
Famous Grouse whisky 1Ltr £18.50 (normally £20.50)on special in Sainsburys.
How much is it in Scotchland?
LES

 

[Charlie57]

Stella? Loopy juice IMHO

 

[eddie]

A sense of humour!

The people in West Englandshire and North Englandshire do seem a bit "dour"

 

[Sheddy]

The trade between Hereford and Abergavenny was substantial when we were there a few months ago, trolley loads being shipped back into Wales.
It felt like an opportunity not to miss so had a few cases myself
Cheers
Ed

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[pappajohn]

Stella? Loopy juice IMHO

You must be thinking of Grolsh..... The fighting man's lager.

 

[Helen Ariel]

Hair dressers!

 

[bobnick]

A sense of humour!

The people in West Englandshire and North Englandshire do seem a bit "dour"

Your joking

 

[MitchandJenny]

Border Collies ?

 

[Podney]

clothes pegs

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