What is your van lacking that would make life much easier?

[Manic]

My chauffeur!
Presently laid up with a new hip!

I’m trying my best to report back to active duty, ma’am

 

[Barriesimpson]

My chauffeur!
Presently laid up with a new hip!

Stop his wages, he'll soon be back

 

[L' Hobo]

Stop his wages, he'll soon be back

He works for love, I suppose she could try stopping that.

 

[Casper46]

A chauffeur

I would prefer a chauffeuse - preferably one with long legs and an hourglass figure!!

I was a chauffeuse for 40 years, never had long legs but my figure was not bad. The legs are still same length, but no chance of me getting into my uniform anymore so I can’t volunteer.