What is your most annoying "on site" thing?

[Hayleylulu]

Bloody marshal s running to tell you where to park up then wanting money of us

 

[Ed Excel]

I also object to toilet access keys/codes, am I not to be trusted?

 

[MR. FUSION]

people walking accross my pitch smoking with a dog (not on a lead)

The dog should know better than to smoke fags.......

 

[DuxDeluxe]

I find this helps to keep other campers kids quiet..

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They are only noisy the once..:thumb:

Aah....... from the Genghis Khan school of child discipline, I see. You could combine discipline of Wayne and Waynetta with a spot of target practice. Very efficient:thumb:

 

[MR. FUSION]

Pardon my asking - you guys don't use your on board shower then? I suppose using a shower block saves gas, but ......

depends on the condition of the shower....most of the time I use my own and dont usually bother with the sites, particularly if Johnny Foreigner insists I have to purchase 'shower tokens' to get hot water. Mind you that does not suprise me considering the mess a lot of their energy supplies are in - begin rant oh:.

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[Ed Excel]

And abroad, you're out on site and unexpectedly need to visit Mr T Crapper. It winds me up when the site doesn't provide paper!!

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

Yapping or whining dogs and oblivious owners , sat reading , why don't they stop them barking.
Noisy whiny mourngie little kids , why don't the parents stop/ see to them.
Deaf biddies watching tv at full blast windows open , so you can't hear yours on an evening , why don't they get a hearing aid.
Faggers sat out side puffing away and all the smoke blowing in through our windows .
Dogs dumping and it being left and cocking legs up on our wheels or zip store.
Generators being fired up as soon as someone turns up on site ?? For hours on end.
Football , rounders , cricket , frizbees, anywhere near the motorhome.
Only getting a couple of quid knocked of for not having ehu .
That's all I can think of for now

 

[Chris]

I also object to toilet access keys/codes, am I not to be trusted?

I agree with that

You are bursting with beers on board, you can imagine that you are about to feel much better then you have to ponder whether it was 07DRX or DRX07.

Whenever I have come across this , only campers use the loos so I can't really see the point.

 

[Ed Excel]

Thanks so much for starting this thread Cap'n. I've had a thoroughly entertaining afternoon sat in the garden enjoying the sun but I'm beginning to wonder why we go to sites?

 

[Ralph-n-Bev]

I agree with that

You are bursting with beers on board, you can imagine that you are about to feel much better then you have to ponder whether it was 07DRX or DRX07.

Whenever I have come across this , only campers use the loos so I can't really see the point.

I think it's to stop the little shits, sorry kids , paying in there and messing them up.
Though the parents of said children give them the codes and let them go in unaccompanied anyway. I've seen them write it on their arm in the pastoh:
Something I'm always amazed at. Anything could happen to them in there.

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[Philcott]

snip ......... but I'm beginning to wonder why we go to sites?

I agree and avoid them like the plague if I can!

Even my own kids and grandkids annoy me if they are making noise that is likely to disturb the neighbours when we are on site - which is seldom thank heavens!

Yappy dogs - don't start me off on that one!:Angry:
If I can keep mine quiet, pick up after her, why the heck can't others!

 

[Spottycatz]

Following our recent trip away to give our German/Italian hybrid MH it's maiden trip, I can say I dislike,
the people who told me to turn my music down, :Sad:
the folk who got annoyed 'cause my vehicle alarm went off several times during the night
those miserable buggers who didn't like the rattle of the dice in the Yahtzee cup at midnight, 2
and all those who gave me dirty looks the morning after my karaoke night.

Why are people so miserable.........

 

[rangi]

Jeeze Chris, you need help, high heels to prevent her boobs dragging on the floor, forget a Brazillian, think more Amazon Rain Forest, She sat on one of those folding three legged stools, that dissapeared and even the hardy Cave Rescue Team turned that job down.

Imagine[HI] Hillda Ogden crossed with Rangi a[/HI]nd then multiplied by crossing the offspring with a deranged uran utang, dressed up as a trannie at a Law Society function then you may be close..

Still float your boat?

She were a Bronzed God then:thumb:

 

[maz]

I can't summon up the energy to trawl all the way back through this thread (entertaining as it is!) but has anyone mentioned obsessive compulsive gardening wardens? You know, the ones that wait for you to sit outside then immediately start up with the strimmer or one of those ridiculous leaf-blowers.

 

[rangi]

Motorhome Snobs! It's a love-hate relationship.

I don't care if your vehicle is new, or 30 years old - we are all enjoying the same thing on different budgets. It does what you want, how cares?

What I hate is when people look down their nose at others......as many of you know I used to hire motorhomes. I had a couple of people ask when we were away 'Do you think you will buy one when you are able to?' another was ' Hiring is a good idea for those that are too young to afford their own' and also the [HI]'I have the larger model, of course they do come at a premium price you know, not everyone can afford that level of vehicle'[/HI]

What I loved, was bringing them down with a bang! 'I own the hire company, we have a few of various classes though I like to keep around the 20 foot margin as they are easier for inexperienced people to handle. I don't want thier holiday ruined because of an accident claim at the end of it. We have taken this one this week to test it out and make sure everything is working fine'

Then you leave them stammering a way out of it.:thumb:

The answer to that is surely..

"Yes!, but I own mine outright!":thumb:

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[daisy mae]

I agree with a lot that has been said, ie:---campers going across our pitch, even when we have mentioned it they don`t like us saying so, they have made our dogs bark and we do try to keep them quiet, with idiots like that what can you do, also kids playing ball ect. round units, I have four of my own, grown up now and they behaved with respect on sites as do their own children now, a lot of parents are too idle or couldn`t care less what their children are up to, I cannot abide unruly children or dogs.:Angry: Also I always use our own shower whether it is in our caravan or my motor Home, OH isn`t really into MH`s , so It is mainly for me and my dog. We never go away when the kids are off school.

A very interesting thread.

 

[Loujess]

Thanks so much for starting this thread Cap'n. I've had a thoroughly entertaining afternoon sat in the garden enjoying the sun but I'm beginning to wonder why we go to sites?

Because you might stay at a lovely one like we did at Hayfield. It was absolutely beautiful, close to the village, with lovely, clean facilities, and you could order the paper. Daily that is, not toilet (they supplied that).

Ivy

 

[Loujess]

Yapping or whining dogs and oblivious owners , sat reading , why don't they stop them barking.
Noisy whiny mourngie little kids , why don't the parents stop/ see to them.
Deaf biddies watching tv at full blast windows open , so you can't hear yours on an evening , why don't they get a hearing aid.
Faggers sat out side puffing away and all the smoke blowing in through our windows .
Dogs dumping and it being left and cocking legs up on our wheels or zip store.
Generators being fired up as soon as someone turns up on site ?? For hours on end.
Football , rounders , cricket , frizbees, anywhere near the motorhome.
Only getting a couple of quid knocked of for not having ehu .
That's all I can think of for now

I bet Ralph wrote this response. It's sounds like a real grumpy old git. My Bev would never say that.

Ivy

 

[rangi]

I HATE EVERYONE!!!!

Especially if you are called;

Humfridus Hawkeye
Absolom Beaglehole

AND

Philadelphia Bunnyface:Angry:

SO THERE!:thumb:

 

[Loujess]

I suspect that is an end to this thread!!

Ivy

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[joner8888]

I suspect that is an end to this thread!!

Ivy

Have you seen the amount of lookers on here!, this is going to run, I`m still looking at shiftzz rantings
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I have some good (whinge) stories later

Looks like even if we have some real hassel on a site ---it is still a laugh afterwards !:thumb:

 

[Scout]

I agree with that

You are bursting with beers on board, you can imagine that you are about to feel much better then you have to ponder whether it was 07DRX or DRX07.

Whenever I have come across this , only campers use the loos so I can't really see the point.

and dont forget when your bustin for a dumX and you forgot your glass's cant see the blooXX numbers

 

[champers]

Only at Le Crotoy France did we have an annoying thing "occur" out of the 8 weeks we were away

As those of you that have visited the aire here it is just a huge sandy car park , we had 2 or 3 families with very spirited young boys on bicycles and the circuit started easily around 11 am and was still continuing after 7 or 8 pm , needless the parents had no prob , they must have cycled miles but thankfully only one of the crew decided to keep short cutting through our spot to beat the others (4 or 5 of them ) , once he nearly hit the front of the van on his sharp cornering

Second time he came so close whilst I was painting my nails outside, he brushed my chair which then made me spill the nail varnish everywhere...drat (yes Claire still trying lolol)

If he went one van up he had all the room that he wanted grrr

So boyz not cycling thru ones pitch is my vote :thumb::thumb:

 

[froghopper]

Three tier charges

I just love this bit. We will be a first class motorhome at last. Sadly only because we have a French motor.... It's a renault traffic. 1985. Machzone body. It's old. Smart. And takes us all round Europe. Even has an oven. Now I think it's o k to be a snob if you have an oven??????? Is it ok with you burns tear types if we wave to you. No one else will. Thank you but nesters . Froghopper

 

[Wildman]

people who come onto our site merely to turn around because they missed a turning:Angry:, they get quite upset when I ask for their address so I can come and turn around in their garden.

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[Brightspark]

Customers who ask 'oh are the toilets closed'? when there's a big yellow board outside that says CLOSED CLEANING IN PROGRESS, a notice on the door that says CLOSED PLEASE USE THE OTHER BLOCK & the door is locked. How plain can we make it!!!

 

[rangi]

I just love this bit. We will be a first class motorhome at last. Sadly only because we have a French motor.... It's a renault traffic. 1985. Machzone body. It's old. Smart. And takes us all round Europe. Even has an oven. Now I think it's o k to be a snob if you have an oven??????? Is it ok with you burns tear types if we wave to you. No one else will. Thank you but nesters . Froghopper

When we had the G Reg Pilote, A class, all the Street Creed Folks would turn away when we parked up. BUT we had a drop down bed, we had a shower, we had a loo you could sit on without your head, knees pressed against a wall, our size 18 arses would fit, we had an efficient INSTANT hot water system, a 2 burner hob, (Who needs a bloody OVENoh a separate dinette, we even had ceramic tiles around the Hob/ Sink, We had what they had, ours was in solid wood, theirs chipboard , OUR OLD GIRL WITH 100,000MLS UNDER THE BELTwas just run in, BUT, THE OLD GIRL DIDN'T HAVE POWER STEERING, so we changed her:Sad:

It's just street creed , snob value with some folks, still rue the day we got ridoh:

 

[durhamahoy]

All the menfolk doing the proper jobs like emptying the toilet
:thumb:

 

[jonandshell]

People who leave their grey waste drain open as they depart!

 

[jonandshell]

Since getting our Chausson with its nigh-on bullet proof polyester sides, we have the most fun watching other caravan amd MH owners getting stressed about kids playing with balls!

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