Toilet Noises.

[Ingwe]

Are you worried about embarrassing toilet noises?
Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising

 

[Figaro]

Just part of life in a motorhome

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Wouldn't be room in my van's shower/wc cubby hole to play with my trombone. Surprising how much space you do need to fully extend that slide.

 

[3 cabbages]

I wonder ,is there any smell from a wind instrument ?

 

[nicholsong]

Wouldn't be room in my van's shower/wc cubby hole to play with my trombone. Surprising how much space you do need to fully extend that slide.

'Double entente' in Spades

Ooh 'er missus.

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[MisterB]

Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising

I wonder ,is there any smell from a wind instrument ?

there always seems to be cymbals on the walls of toilets and some people seem to use the time in the toilets to think of lottery numbers and write them on the walls, i am assuming so they dont forget them ....

 

[EuroTrotters]

Are you worried about embarrassing toilet noises?
Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising

No

But I never take a number TWO in a clients house.

Thats what McDonalds are for..........

 

[Ingwe]

No

But I never take a number TWO in a clients house.

Thats what McDonalds are for..........

Is that when you lie to McDonalds when using their toilets saying you’ll order something when you’re done. Known as a McShite with lies

 

[EuroTrotters]

Is that when you lie to McDonalds when using their toilets saying you’ll order something when you’re done. Known as a McShite with lies

 

[OldCodger]

Are you worried about embarrassing toilet noises?
Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising

They are standard on the better A classes. Despite the superior build quality and sound proofing.

Whoosh clunk has a different meaning in a Morello.

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[Winger]

Most people dump at least once a day, it’s natural so what’s the problem. And if you don’t dump you’ll die

 

[3 cabbages]

On the hole, it doesn't really matter !

 

[Shida mingi]

Can you fit a SOG to that trombone???

 

[Shrimp]

Years ago we rented an old cottage that still had its outside loo (had bathroom in cottage) this loo faced the garden wall with a gap of about 2 mtrs.
Apparently this cottage was known for 3 brothers living in it.
One brother kept his illegally caught game down the well in back garden.
One brother was nicknamed ‘Tabbycat’ as he wore a jacket of those colours and the village kids used to grab his coat tails and he would miaow.
One brother would sit on the wooden loo seat and play his Trumpet, with the door open it would echo off the garden wall so the whole village knew where he was and what he was doing!

 

[Bartyfixedit]

I wonder ,is there any smell from a wind instrument ?

I used to have a trumpet teacher at school. Lovely chap but really bad halitosis.

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[nicholsong]

there always seems to be cymbals on the walls of toilets and some people seem to use the time in the toilets to think of lottery numbers and write them on the walls, i am assuming so they dont forget them ....

Clashing the cymbals[sic] should cover any other noises.

 

[steve69]

Are you worried about embarrassing toilet noises?
Leave an empty trombone stand outside the lavatory door and people will think you are just practising

Someone's been reading Viz magazine

 

[Dramfineday]

Clinton Ford and George Chisholm had it covered:- My Baby's Wild About My Old Trombone Broken Link Removed

 

[the2ofus]

We have a rule whereby when the 1st one goes in the other takes a walk around the site (rain or shine). When the bathroom window is opened, it's a signal that it's safe to return. Some might say that it's a bit daft but it works for us.

 

[gpat]

Its funny. The more you try to avoid making embarrassing noises, it seems to be that the more you make embarrassing noises.

Maybe that's just me

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[Vanman]

We have a rule whereby when the 1st one goes in the other takes a walk around the site (rain or shine). When the bathroom window is opened, it's a signal that it's safe to return. Some might say that it's a bit daft but it works for us.

Wouldn't it be easier just to turn the Radio / TV on?

 

[Ingwe]

Can you fit a SOG to that trombone???

So long as you remember to blow and not suck.

 

[Trevor Wbm]

Brass Band music on Spotify, then its all about timing ...

 

[the2ofus]

Certainly easier, but we each get a little early morning exercise to wake us up a little.

 

[steve69]

Herbie Flowers once cut a disc called "Tuba Smarties".....Sounds perfect to play on those occasions.

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[Minxy]

Noises I can put up with from hubby as it give a split second warning of the smell that's gonna hit so I can get my box of matches ready to strike!

I hasten to add that's to light one to mask the smell, not to light his farts!

 

[Ingwe]

Noises I can put up with from hubby as it give a split second warning of the smell that's gonna hit so I can get my box of matches ready to strike!

I hasten to add that's to light one to mask the smell, not to light his farts!

 

[Puddleduck]

I know of one dog that lets loose and then gives his owner a black look before moving to the other end of the motorhome! The dog moving that is.

 

[Minxy]

I know of one dog that lets loose and then gives his owner a black look before moving to the other end of the motorhome! The dog moving that is.

I know of one dog that farts and runs away in fright thinking that something is 'attacking' her bum!

 

[Alanben]

We put on a recording of a herd of wild elephants trumpeting, then you cant tell which is the wife or the recording

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