There is a trouble maker in my showroom

[Simon Select]

A dastardly rogue, a sweet talker that will charm all the girls. A mild mannered man that will negotiate hard. One of Yorkshires finest!

Yorkshirelad175

Great to see you!

 

[Fdhadi]

 

[EuroTrotters]

My dislexia read that as “showeroom”

 

[MisterB]

Short arms and long pockets ....??

 

[DuxDeluxe]

Short arms and long pockets ....??

Opening the wallet and a white fiver falls out as well as a collection of dead moths?

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[Bailey58]

Opening the wallet and a white fiver falls out as well as a collection of dead moths?

Probably trying to get rid of the old £20 and £50 notes before September.

 

[highwayman]

HOW MUCH ?????

 

[Simon Select]

He goes through Coffee and biscuits like a fiend.
I better shake him down before he leaves as well!!!

 

[Yorkshirelad175]

He goes through Coffee and biscuits like a fiend.
I better shake him down before he leaves as well!!!

But will you find my wallet in the shake down ?

 

[Lenny HB]

I thought it was going to be WESTY66 picking up his Concorde.

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[WESTY66]

I thought it was going to be WESTY66 picking up his Concorde.

He won’t sell it to me…….



Not for what I want to pay

 

[WESTY66]

He goes through Coffee and biscuits like a fiend.
I better shake him down before he leaves as well!!!

He’s an amateur at the side of me!!

 

[Simon Select]

But will you find my wallet in the shake down ?

Well I found it once!

 

[Simon Select]

He won’t sell it to me…….



Not for what I want to pay

Your just too bastard tight!!!

 

[Jamesh]

He told me he was going to pick up his Bambi motorhome . !

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[Viennese]

A dastardly rogue, a sweet talker that will charm all the girls. A mild mannered man that will negotiate hard. One of Yorkshires finest!

Sounds like a tyke to me...

 

[WESTY66]

Your just too bastard tight!!!

That’s the first ever time I’ve been called tight!

 

[Yorkshirelad175]

Thanks Simon, really good to catch up with you again.
Sorry no new sales this time, but you did manage to lighten my wallet a little ! I need to go in a dark room and calm down now !

 

[Howard H]

That’s the first ever time I’ve been called tight!

Oh no it ain’t

 

[dazandandrea]

Short arms and long pockets ....??

Nowt wrong with that.

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[Lenny HB]

He won’t sell it to me…….



Not for what I want to pay

Need to up your payments to £2 a week.