Somebody Stop me..

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  1. BgClick

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    I've had one too many Leffe...
    can Jim os Sian please cut me loose before it gets ugly?
    hic!
     
  2. callumwa

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    Hang in. Have another one......


    You don't wanna be Leffe alone there do you till the Cavalry arrives?


    ::bigsmile:::bigsmile:
     
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    Go and have a big poo in your loo whilst your peed
     
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  4. BgClick

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    pun and toilette humour at the same time snigger... Leffe is by far the superior ale of the 22nd century
    :thumb:

    thank you
     
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    There are now four current threads on here about or have reference to toilets, poops, pees for farting!!! We must have all had too much too drink! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: such quality and refinement :thumb:
     
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  6. ourcampersbeentrashed

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    have one for me xxxxx:thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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  7. callumwa

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    That's because were motorhomer's and we all know what it's like to....

    pump and dump............

    and dump and pump.....

    and.....................................:Eeek:


    just have another glass...........:thumb::thumb:


    ::bigsmile:::bigsmile:
     
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    Strange saturday roll on Sunday
     
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    And it's a crap night on the telly :Blush:
     
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  10. Armytwowheels

    Armytwowheels Funster Life Member

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    It really is!
     
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  11. callumwa

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    Just back onboard, stuffed, I had three large German sausages when ashore......:RollEyes:

    now going to watch "The Americans" on ITV 1 +1... missed the start on ITV 1:Blush:

    enjoyed the first couple of episodes........:thumb:

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    I'm going to bed
    Night night God bless :Smile:
     
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  13. Gooney

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    I'm told that's what happens when you drop the soap:Eeek:
     
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  14. DuxDeluxe

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    If I wasn't a fellow sailor, my mind would be well and truly boggled at the above. A bit like the old "Danny's bar" in Antwerp (cue deep voice) - "Hello, my name is Christine, what's yours?".........:Eeek: never stayed to find out any more.
     
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    No soap.......:Blush:


    just mustard......:thumb:



    makes the tongue tingle.........:RollEyes::RollEyes:


    ::bigsmile:::bigsmile:::bigsmile:
     
  16. Gooney

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    Wow, mustard on my Bratwurst certainly would tingle:Eeek:
     
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    Chat room?

    Can anyone join in? This thread is more like the chat room.:Eeek::Eeek:
     
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  18. jollyrodger

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    a botle or two of "Leffe 9" and you dont chat you slur..hic`::bigsmile:
     
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