Poxy van!!!! (1 Viewer)

[laird of Dunstan]

I started work early this morning so that I could nip off early as we have a table booked for 7pm at a delight full restaurant ,any how now sitting on the A1 broken down
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh poxy Citroen

 

[Tootles]

I started work early this morning so that I could nip off early as we have a table booked for 7pm at a delight full restaurant ,any how now sitting on the A1 broken down
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh poxy Citroen

OUCH. I have a Belingo. Does it have the same engine as the Poxy??

 

[scotjimland]

we have a table booked for 7pm at a delight full restaurant

on the bright side.. think how much money you've saved..

 

[laird of Dunstan]

OUCH. I have a Belingo. Does it have the same engine as the Poxy??

Yes this has the poxy berlingo 1.6

 

[laird of Dunstan]

on the bright side.. think how much money you've saved..

Mmmmmmm suppose every cloud has a silver lining ,swimbo and her buddy drink champagne

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[Badknee]

Just be careful you don't get blamed for doing it on purpose.

 

[laird of Dunstan]

Text from AA ,sorry sir but our patrolman has been held up

 

[Tootles]

Yes this has the poxy berlingo 1.6

PHEW! That's OK then. Mines the Citroen Poxy Belingo 2.0. I was informed that the 1.6 was about as reliable as a Triumph Stag.

 

[JeanLuc]

Text from AA ,sorry sir but our patrolman has been held up

Didn't realise that highwaymen still rode the Great North Road!

 

[Tootles]

Text from AA ,sorry sir but our patrolman has been held up

There have been many reported cases of highwaymen and footpads lurking on the A1 of recent times. Hope (for your sake) that they didnt steal his spanners.

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[Scout]

Text from AA ,sorry sir but our patrolman has been held up

who by Dick Turpin

 

[Scout]

There have been many reported cases of highwaymen and footpads lurking on the A1 of recent times. Hope (for your sake) that they didnt steal his spanners.

beat me to it

 

[laird of Dunstan]

So will duck Turpin get here at 5.30?

 

[Bertie Bassett]

So will duck Turpin get here at 5.30?

Now you've started something...........but hope the very nice man gets there soon.

 

[Tootles]

So will duck Turpin get here at 5.30?

It all depends. If it's the famous Dick Turpin of historical legend, then no, sorry, but he's dead. However, if it's Richard Turdpin, famed Lincolnshire AA employee and re-starter of Citroen Poxy's, then yes, you have a chance.

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[Bertie Bassett]

PHEW! That's OK then. Mines the Citroen Poxy Belingo 2.0. I was informed that the 1.6 was about as reliable as a Triumph STAG.

I'll have you know that the Stag was the most.......etc etc, you know what comes next

 

[Tootles]

I'll have you know that the Stag was the most.......etc etc, you know what comes next

Yes mate. But for once, I'm sort of lost for descriptive words. I think the average was around 15,000 miles from new before the con-rod popped out to shout 'HI'.

 

[Ranger]

PHEW! That's OK then. Mines the Citroen Poxy Belingo 2.0. I was informed that the 1.6 was about as reliable as a Triumph Stag.

Oi I have a Stag and I can tell it is so reliable I trust it to get me anywhere within a 10 mile radius with only a small tool kit.

 

[Tootles]

Oi I have a Stag and I can tell it is so reliable I trust it to get me anywhere within a 10 mile radius with only a small tool kit.

You.................HAVE..................a..............Stag?? Oh dear. Please accept my deepest condolences......

 

[Jaws]

One thing about the stag.. You always know the fuel gauge is working ok, cos you can actually watch it drop if you get even slightly exuberant on the loud peddle !!

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[ianandkath]

how big are the antlers on your stag

 

[Ranger]

how big are the antlers on your stag

I can't see them but when the smoke clears I will let you know.

 

[laird of Dunstan]

well the nice AA man came at 5.30 and towed me to the garage , I now know what a toad feels like , I got home just in time to go out to dinner

 

[Neckender]

well the nice AA man came at 5.30 and towed me to the garage , I now know what a toad feels like , I got home just in time to go out to dinner

He left the poxy berlingo then.

John.

 

[Mr B]

Ahh, the old reliable 1.6 engine.....
As fitted to many fords, volvo's etc

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[Tootles]

Ahh, the old reliable 1.6 engine.....
As fitted to many fords, volvo's etc

..............................And reputedly, space shuttles.......................

 

[Minxy]

well the nice AA man came at 5.30 and towed me to the garage , I now know what a toad feels like , I got home just in time to go out to dinner

Expensive day then!

 

[Tootles]

Expensive day then!

He's not short of a few bob, Minxy. And after all, it's made round to go around.

And so, what was the final diagnosis on your Poxy??

 

[MitchandJenny]

Baited breath. Maybe DICK TURNIP is back !!

 

[Puddleduck]

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Duck Turnip.

Better late than never......

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