Motorhome bidet....

[Barclaybasher]

Found myself with a water leak so could not use the pump or shower.
I always carry 10lt of fresh water in a container for emergency.
Needed to wash my 'bits'.....
Scrubbed the toilet bowl with bleach (I know) and drained and rinsed it into the cassette, closed the flap, half filled with clean water - voila! a bidet

 

[AlunandFelicie]

Found myself with a water leak so could not use the pump or shower.
I always carry 10lt of fresh water in a container for emergency.
Needed to wash my 'bits'.....
Scrubbed the toilet bowl with bleach (I know) and drained and rinsed it into the cassette, closed the flap, half filled with clean water - voila! a bidet

Too much information they don’t call them private parts for nothing

 

[PaulW2]

Do you also have a SOG so you can microdose everyone around you with your ... sauce?

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Yay it's a toilet (misuse) thread

 

[Gina M]

A sink and a flannel would have done the job too

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[TheBig1]

In true blue peter fashion, you could also reuse a used washing up liquid bottle as a bidet to squirt water at your ring piece too

 

[PaulW2]

In true blue peter fashion, you could also reuse a used washing up liquid bottle as a bidet to squirt water at your ring piece too

 

[The Old Man]

A sink and a flannel would have done the job too

As would a swimming pool.

 

[AlunandFelicie]

Bucket and scrubbing brush ,just ask the bloke in the next van to take a look to see that everything is nice and shiny

 

[iandsm]

Found myself with a water leak so could not use the pump or shower.
I always carry 10lt of fresh water in a container for emergency.
Needed to wash my 'bits'.....
Scrubbed the toilet bowl with bleach (I know) and drained and rinsed it into the cassette, closed the flap, half filled with clean water - voila! a bidet

Thanks for sharing that, I now have an image in my mind that is taking an awful long time to fade away, if its ever will.

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[poppycamper]

Thanks for sharing that, I now have an image in my mind that is taking an awful long time to fade away, if its ever will.

Oh ye poor wee lamb.... have ye been traumatised.

 

[AndyPK]

As would a swimming pool.

What a shock - I misread that first as a ‘swimming poo……….’!

 

[tacr2man]

These are multi purpose and most efficacious

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[iandsm]

Oh ye poor wee lamb.... have ye been traumatised.

I have, big time

Oh ye poor wee lamb.... have ye been traumatised.

I Have, big time if that’s the appropriate phrase.

 

[TheBig1]

I have, big time

I Have, big time if that’s the appropriate phrase.

What by? The thought of Vic's sweaty dangly bits, or scrubbing the toilet with bleach? The human body is a strange thing, We all have one, and some people find the thought of it shocking.

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[Baggydave]

Found myself with a water leak so could not use the pump or shower.
I always carry 10lt of fresh water in a container for emergency.
Needed to wash my 'bits'.....
Scrubbed the toilet bowl with bleach (I know) and drained and rinsed it into the cassette, closed the flap, half filled with clean water - voila! a bidet

I have one of these. Very pleased with it too. Just saying

 

[PaulW2]

I have one of these. Very pleased with it too. Just saying



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Mint-flavoured? Lovely. I read an article just today that we have taste buds in our scrotums.

 

[Baggydave]

Mint-flavoured? Lovely. I read an article just today that we have taste buds in our scrotums.

Now that’s an idea to try my fav is apple @ blackcurrant

 

[Jimbohorlicks]

Nowt wrong with that method and very hygenic.

A sink and a flannel would have done the job too

 

[Kannon Fodda]

Mint-flavoured? Lovely. I read an article just today that we have taste buds in our scrotums.

Which idiot had a thought to find that out ???

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[MitchandJenny]

Hi barklaybasher
For years We have been using a bowl that fits on the toilet rim ( with seat and lid up)
and any optimistic hopes of intimacy can only proceeded in the knowledge that both parties have no “ No go areas”
(( In our opinion))
Mitch.

 

[PaulW2]

Which idiot had a thought to find that out ???

People Are Dipping Their Testicles in Soy Sauce, So Here's Some Science

You didn't misread that headline.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[Kannon Fodda]

People Are Dipping Their Testicles in Soy Sauce, So Here's Some Science

You didn't misread that headline.

www.sciencealert.com

OK that's probably more information than I needed. . The Internet has a lot to answer for.